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tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

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props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

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at first I was thinking this was a bmw, but then I noticed they actually acknowledge turn signals so it can't possibly be one of those

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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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I open Tumblr. I post something that should be a diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr after having it closed for 1.2 minutes. I reblog 176 posts in a row. I add tags of absolute gibberish to 7 of those. I close Tumblr. I open Tumblr I post yet another should-be diary entry. I close Tumblr. I open tu

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.

Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.

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So Trump's DOJ is suing the state of Washington because WA's new mandated reporting law says that clergy (among many other professions) are legally obligated to report ongoing child abuse if they know about it. And the Christofascists in the Trump regime call that "anti-catholic"

And all I can think of is this iconic post

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I keep wondering if there's one where it's just like "ehhhh it's worth it take it with an EpiPen or whatever"

my favorite part of every pharmaceutical commercial is when they tell you not to take it if you're allergic to it

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me at a lesbian bar