capricorn forced me to make this. they/them. wielder of the mouse and pig miraculouses. don't expect me to take this seriously. [this is a miraculous ladybug AU RP account. most or all of these posts are not real]
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did u do todays Wordle
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literally what did i do to get Beam Attacked
Promote demote fire: Tigerdrop, Capricorn, Pipsqueak
Promotions and demotions aren't a thing, we're a co-op not a company. I use my famous Beam Attack on all three, dealing massive damage. Then they beat me up. Next question.
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cap do you make your own pesto or use store bought
weeping openly and making pesto pasta
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besides getting blushy at hot dude civvys and rats what are your hobbies lmao
not going to go into detail for fear of revealing too much of my civilian life, but i crochet.
#been at it for a while#again you're not getting details#also i don't “get blushy”#don't think i skipped over that part#mlb irl
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Do u have any pets? x3
a rat
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what iff you couldn't be a rat. whar then.... what animal
mouse. any similar rodent.
#if i couldn't be a rodent#a pig i guess#what with the#pig miraculous and all#but ideally we'd stay in the rodent zone#mlb irl
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https://five-nights-at-candys.fandom.com/wiki/The_Rat
the rat
okay. the rat.
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chat she doesn't know about five nights at candy's and the rat
what. does this mean
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havey ou played fnaf or FNF :3
i played fnaf in middle school. was cool i guess. could've used a rat animatronic or something.
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<<prev tags dude he's SO CORNY. theatre kid villain.
yes iwill take@that address thx
dirt hole
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swear to god if the next akuma is Hole Dig Guy or something like that i quit
yes iwill take@that address thx
dirt hole
#im serious im not dealing with a hole dig guy#“shoveler... find where pipsqueak is buried and bring me their miraculous”#mlb irl
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yes iwill take@that address thx
dirt hole
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wha ts your civiliaN identityy?
giant central park rat
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if there was a train going down the rail and it was going to run over five rats, but you could pull a lever to change it to a track that would run over a person would you pull it
this question was not asked in good faith and i do not have to answer it.
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like c'mon
i need the general public to stop acting like it's a Big Deal when i bend down to photograph the subway rats on patrol sometimes. it isn't a Big Deal.
#why would i Not get a picture of this guy#it's not unprofessional to recognize the beauty around me#grow up#mlb irl
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i need the general public to stop acting like it's a Big Deal when i bend down to photograph the subway rats on patrol sometimes. it isn't a Big Deal.
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when i say "my job is to protect the people of nyc," i'm viewing vermin as people
#“why'd you stop in the middle of a fight to move a mouse out of harm's way?”#mind your business#mlb irl
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