piss-off-erik
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marf/22/i semi regularly return when something grabs my attention (currently the locked tomb series, historically succession, iasip, and more)
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dominant things you can say during sex
i didnt hear what you said
hold on i need to blow my nose
wow
i feel kind of nauseous
is this anything
i don't know
this kind of reminds me of that one song
we can probably ignore that noise if you want to
why is my sock wet
it smells bad in here
that was weird
where are my glasses
ow
this is normal
sorry
just 2 chill people chilling
this is cool
can you say that again
are we good
youre actually naked
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heard this song intro and my brain started to formulate skater and roller derby aus previously incomprehensible to man
#my art#sorry the quality is shite curse you tumblr#Tlt fanart#the locked tomb#harrowhark nonagesimus#gideon nav#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#tlt au#griddlehark#tlt#griddlehark au
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guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm
#In the run up to my exams#I would invent a patient to take a full history from#But they were the most boring person in the world and the answer to every question was ‘uhh no I guess not I don’t think so’#sent me right off when the stress was keeping me up
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if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality
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I wish tlt was a tv show sometimes because I would make SUCH GOOD vengaboys edits you don’t even KNOW the visions im having
#Cursed with brainworms that turn every song into a mental amv#Including boom boom boom#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth
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they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives
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I can’t stop singing ‘moonbeam ice cream my name’s barry bluejeans’ at my girlfriend who has never heard or listened to the adventure zone but I think she still enjoys it
#Barry bluejeans is about to become a recurring bit in our relationship I can feel it brewing#the adventure zone#taz#taz: balance#barry bluejeans#Sigh…..#benson boone
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classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal
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came back wrong trope but it’s me after I nap
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There was a young man from Peru
Whose limericks stopped at line two
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never not thinking about how iasip makes it perfectly clear at all times that it's made by a bunch of theatre nerds who in their heart of hearts, just love acting and writing and dancing and singing. most vile reprehensible stupid characters of all time but no one is exempt from the joy of a little musical number.
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