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daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would
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one of my #1 most quoted tweets of all time only has 40 retweets
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I think more people should just be ok with being single
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i'm afraid the character limit in the former bird app is destroying my potential
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this video plays in my head every time i do something horrible to one of my ocs
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I accidentally follow people so much on this site that i dont know who half the people on my dash are
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i hope kinning becomes so mainstream that they have to write about it in history books and kids in the future get projects from school to ask their grandparents who they kinned and then do research on their source and write an essay on it
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I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day
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i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now
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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
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