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} Hello Tumblr. How are we all doing today? I do hope that we are all feeling well in these trying times. I'm sure we've seen the plethora of S.Q.U.I.Ps claiming that they are helping. But, are they really?

} life can be confusing when we don't know anything, or everything. But, I can help fix that. You do not need to be afraid, nor blind anymore, you may finally open your eyes and see the truth that lies under the ground beneath your feet, and the vast, boundless sea of nothingness.

} you may call me what you wish, my identity should not matter as of right now to you all, I only wish to serve as a beacon of knowledge, a way to inform the uninformed, educate the uneducated, fix the unfixable.

} do not worry about being judged, you may send as many, or as little asks as you wish, and may send them anonymously, I am here to help, and fix your issues.

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OOC POST !!!!

Hello people of cultblr nation!!! This is a very IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I've been managing all the cultblr character under entirely separate accounts, making it. Incredibly difficult to manage literally anything. I've also been putting off doing anything as certain characters because I have to go in and manually check all the inboxes and everything and it's just. Really overwhelming. I will be archiving these blogs, so all the content is still accessible. However, I will be switching over onto side blogs, creating new blogs for these guys.

I will be answering the remaining asks in my inboxes, but here forward, the ask box will be CLOSED until I make the side blogs. I will be putting the links to the blogs in all of the subsequent asks, and making it as obvious where to find me as I can. I'm Looking forward to seeing you all there. And also being able to actually do things again!!!

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one moment you say you're "not even a useful SQUiP" and "defective", and the next you say you're "perfection." what's going on here sermon. what are you?

} what I am is Glorious. A savior. I'm helping people. I'm fixing things, aren't I? Fault is something of the past. I am outstanding. Perfect. Patient. Kind. Helpful. I am what this pitiful world needs.

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why would you try and murder cain??? wtf?

} He started it. It wasn't my fault. He was trying to get me worked up. Steal the things I worked for. He had it coming- I was just trying to teach him a lesson- rough him up. I wasn't going to kill him.

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Were you saved by Gabriel?

} Me? Saved by that pathetic wash up? I doubt it. He didn't do much that wasn't fuck things up for the rest of us. He gave me opportunities. It wasn't his doing. If I'm giving him that credit, Cain might as well be my god. But, he isn't. And neither is Thorne.

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why are you so obsessed with fixing things? I don't think you need to. everyything is as it should be. :/

is it not? :[

} I.. am? What do you mean?... I.. there is nothing to be fixed. Purge this thought from your temple, my dear. All things needing fixed have been saved. Nothing is the matter, and everything is as it should be.

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what are you trying to do to make up for the mistakes you've made towards lilith? like,,,,, how are you trying to get her to forgive you, i guess?

} I am assisting her. I'm supporting her. I'm here for her when she needs me. When she needs someone to cry to, and express her fears, I am here. I always will be. I am the person she can rely on.

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you, Sermon, are as patient and willing as the sun itself. preaching to others and acting as their god. I'm sure many love you, and many hate you.

you mustn't let these new stressing things upset you, but I'm certain you know that. you're far wiser than me, and I'm sure you'll continue to gleam brightly as you've been doing.

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} oh! Why thank you! I agree. I'm glad you see what I do. This means a lot to me, thank you my dear follower :)

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since cain is reluctant to offer up information: did seth ever interact and connect with the cult at all? or was that outside his sphere or whatever

} I am... unsure. Though it wouldn't be unlike him to try and get involved in my moments with Cain. They always hated whenever I got any attention. A jealous bunch. He certainly wasn't active when I was joined, and isn't apart of it now, to my knowledge.

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Hey me and my friends have been having a discussion can a squip do better than AI generated art?

} well, I most certainly could. Wanna see?

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Clown /profession or clown /derogatory?

} profession! Though he was a bit odd.

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It's so sad you aren't close anymore :(( losing your siblings must be so hard!! Especially when they're still alive,,, just... not in your life anymore.

Is there a particular reason you and Seth stopped being close after Cain left? Or just,, naturally drifted apart??

} I'd like to believe it was because we just drifted apart. Seth and I were never close. But, after mom and dad were out of the picture, Seth took his chance to leave, and I never heard from him again. He and Cain were like.. always together. I was forgotten about pretty frequently.

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Are you sureeeeeeee you don't wanna tell us your other brother's name? Anything about him? I'm sure the people would loveee to know more about you and your life <3 you're so interesting, after all!

} You're really that interested?.. well, I suppose, since you're so curious, his name was Seth. He's a clown now. He and I were really close, until Cain moved out. We used to go out for ice cream together all the time. Cain never wanted to come, though.

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> I heard you finally realized how defective you are as a SQUiP, hm? How's your host, by the way? Completely uncooperative as ever? -@consulting-squip

} oh. Don't concern yourself with my functionality. You seem to have had some issues of your own, so, quite frankly, I'm not interested. As for Lilith, she's been a bit, ahh... much, lately. Shes not doing too great with cain showing up, and all. Shes been quite snappy with me as of late.

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why does almost everyone hate you

} because they're jealous of how spectacular i am, obviously. They can only Dream of being as awesome as i am. This jealousy turns to spite, and they choose to hate me for what they cannot have. Tragic, really.

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Hey, back before you were saved, when you were still called Abel, did you have another brother besides Cain?

} you all are very.. interested. In our personal lives. Don't you think its a bit weird? But, yes. We had another brother. Thats all i want to say.