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HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY JEREMY HEERE !!!!

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its kiss day who’s gonna give jeremy a kiss

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“When you really think about it — did high school, uh,   actually teach us anything important? I mean, I had   to learn Shakespeare was gay from the internet.” 

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I’m really honestly trying to turn this into a space I’m comfortable being on again — and for that to happen I’m taking care of some spring cleaning and making some changes 

— first of all, I’ve unfollowed all inactive blogs + soft blocked anyone I wasn’t mutuals with, which in total was around one - hundred accounts. if I soft blocked you and you want to refollow, you’re more than welcome to but I just needed to do this for the sake of my sanity. 

— second of all, I’m clearing out my inbox. some stuff has been in there for over a year, and it’s killing me. I need a fresh start writing - wise. 

— and third, my main verse will no longer take place while Jeremy is still attending middle borough. I recently celebrated my third year anniversary of writing Jeremy consistently, and throughout that whole time I have been keeping him in the same place. I’m tired. we’re both tired, and I’m satisfied with everything I’ve written in a post - squip middle borough. my main verse will now follow Jeremy’s time spent in college, and I will be placing a heavy emphasis on aus as well. 

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upgraaaaade

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I may have missed my three year anniversary of writing Jeremy but rest assured I still think about him every single day 

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justmorerpmemes :

“When does fake dating really stop being fake dating anyway?”

“So here’s a strange thought: what if we…”

“Maybe I don’t want to pretend anymore.”

“I’ve known you for years and I want to keep it that way.”

“People think we’re dating. They think that very loudly.”

“You’ve been acting weirder than usual, what’s up?”

“Is this… a real date or one of those ‘help me stay away from some asshole’ date?”

“It wasn’t supposed to be serious, it wasn’t. In my head it wants to be otherwise.”

“It was on that day my life changed for the better. Before I met you, it was an epic trash fire.”

“I’ve been having some weird thoughts lately.”

“Do you ever think about the romantic scope of people?”

“We kind of already do almost everything together.”

“Why am I in your phone as… THAT?”

“I’ve been thinking about that ‘Next Step’ thing that people talk about.”

“I need relationship advice and you are the only one who can help.”

“I like sharing my space with you, and… kind of only you.”

“Did you want to try… doing more than this? Maybe?”

“I scared to ruin our friendship…”

“Being best friends was working and it was the safe step but, now…”

“I’ll need time to think about this, it’s… it’s a big thing alright?”

“The people who have wronged me, I have cut out of my life. I don’t want that to happen again.”

“Hey you. Date me. For real. Stop laughing, I’m serious!”

“So someone I know keeps complaining about mutual pining or something like that?”

“I think we fell into that trope… I’m not- I mean…”

“Onlookers seem pretty confused when it’s explained we are indeed, not married.”

From Best Friend to... Starters

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“we’re gonna use it as a rough guideline for what we’re doing.”

JENNA MARBLES — A VIRGO AND AN ARIES MAKE CANNOLIS / SENTENCE STARTERS

“No, we’re gonna — we’re gonna follow the     recipe, or I’m kicking you out of my kitchen.” 

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JENNA MARBLES — A VIRGO AND AN ARIES MAKE CANNOLIS  / SENTENCE STARTERS

( * feel free to change prompts as needed to fit your muse

“We typically aren’t supposed to really get along.” 

“Astrology is bullshit, and you should date who you want.” 

“I’m diseased.” 

“Leave it to pinterest!” 

“We’re gonna use it as a rough guideline for what we’re doing.” 

“It tests me every day.” 

“You are a lot, we love you, but you’re a lot to love.” 

“It’s possible, if you believe.” 

“Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!” 

“Just, like, read.” 

“If I don’t catch little stuff like that, we end up with a nightmare all the time.” 

“No, I think this is good and careful.” 

“I can’t believe how slow you’re doing this.” 

“First of all, give it some eye contact and love.” 

“Dear god, it’s me!” 

“Thanks for giving me all this energy, can I have some more.” 

“We’re balanced. We’re no imbalanced.” 

“Babe, you know I love you.” 

“Why did you have to do that.” 

“It could be worse!” 

“We need to have a funeral for it, it’s dead.” 

“It’s not dead, it’ll work!” 

“I mean, aside from breaking it it looks pretty nice.” 

“You make me so nervous.” 

“Look, okay, we know, we just like food.” 

“[name], fuck!”

“Like I suggested, and you said it was stupid.” 

“It’s like my nightmare every time.” 

“It actually looks kinda nice.” 

“That is some [zodiac sign] bullshit.”

“Look how much better they are when you just let them do what they want.” 

“Just make whatever you want.” 

“What did I say, stop it!” 

“Why are you holding my wrist?”

“You’re not always allowed in here, but when you are, it’s under supervision.” 

“You’re like, a lot though.” 

“We also invented something.” 

“Why? Like, why? What did anyone ever do to you?” 

“Our hands are done. Keep them to yourself.” 

“It’s not funny.”

“It’s funny!” 

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having anxiety b like “am i annoying? breathe if yes”

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Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

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wontbelame :

     ❛ dude. calm down a tad bit, okay? maiming and killing are still AGAINST camp rules. ❜  he concedes to jeremy’s point with a slight nod.  ❛ i know! i’m currently in the process of coming up with a plan. i just wanted to bounce ideas off you. ❜

“All I’m saying is accidents happen, and I’m walking bad luck.” 

A pause, biting into his lower lip. Chest rises and falls with a deep, slow breath ; obviously trying to calm his nerves. It doesn’t seem to be working, if the nervous flicker of his gaze is any indication. 

“Okay — shoot. What’s your plan?” 

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DEMIGOD/PJO AU

- Jeremy is the child of Tyche. Which, yes, there is some horrible irony in this considering how unlucky he is.

- His mother is still absent, as most godly parents are. He’s not exactly her biggest fan either, considering how she loves to mess with him. 

- He’s able to predict outcomes, though only slightly. It comes in the form of a hunch– a wash of nerves here, a swell of confidence there. He never knows exactly whats going to happen, but he’s learned to trust his instincts. 

- In slight ways, he’s also able to manipulate fate. Never consciously, and only in moments of extremely high emotions. 

- He radiates luck. Which kind of offsets how unlucky he is. Being around him is bound to bring something good, but if you’re around him for too long, you’re almost guaranteed to get wrapped up in his own bad luck. 

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wontbelame :

     ❛ we won’t DIE, but still. it is not gonna be good. ❜  michael glances behind himself.  you can never be too vigilant when ares kids are after your ass.   ❛ hiding isn’t a bad idea. it just can’t be our whole plan. ❜

“With my luck on our side? We’re dead. Hiding is my whole   plan, I’m not the plan guy, you’re the plan guy!”

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wontbelame :

     ❛ i kinda pissed off a couple ares kids. and you know how athena versus ares capture the flag tends to go. ❜

“Right. So we’re gonna die. We have to hide. They’re going   to — charge us, o-or ambush us, or something. We should   hide.” 

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wontbelame :

@pitifulbefore​.  /   one-liner!

     ❛ funny story! we might be fucked. ❜

“ — does might be fucked mean definitely fucked? Are you   being optimistic here?”