/// main blog: @zend-pixie /// art blog: zendpixie-arts /// listen, tumblr has a lot of chaotic funky energy. But I don't wanna burrow my main/art blogs with it (i don't even have a tag for it lmao). so i made a sideblog purely for the Tumblr Funnies. what I'm trying to say is that this is my alt
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came home and my roommate's plumbob is red am i in trouble
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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook
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made an irresponsible indie clothing brand purchase but in my defense it's got fun medievalisms going on and also I am allergic to spending money on myself
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GET THE FUCK OFF GOOGLE NOW!!!
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it’s fun to stay at the Y
#yall jest but this straight up did happen to our car radio once#when we were driving thru the woods the signal kept skipping and switching stations???#mariah carie was fighting eminem for dominance#it was rlly funny but also slightly unsettling
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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who keeps breaking into my freezer and replacing the trays full of little water with ice cubes
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there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart




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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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when you want to play your video games but dont have the energy for it its like who wants to be my proxy that does the gameplay while i watch and make every decision in the game from the comfort of my bed
#recreation of that one time i had to stop gaming cause breakfast came in and i turned to story with ''entertain me jester''#and she immediately knew to turn on marvel rivals
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Part 17 in my weekly poster series of 2025
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she yearns for the tub water. disgusting.
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Joe: This is why it took me ten years to go from “getting started” to full-time streamer. This is not the way to make it big.
#thats real actually#sorry for the mcyt on non-priv but its gen good advice#+ im still debating moving 2 months worth of constant reblogs to main. lord have mercy on my wretched soul#useful
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