pixieboyfrrrnd

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first base is going down on him, second is mutual psychosis, third is making him a playlist. i think

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im a man in STEM (stimulants, transgenderism, evil, martyrism)

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at my lowest (rereading All For The Game)

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if i was a drag queen my stage name would be Ms. Andrist

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if anybody got a voodoo doll of me can u pls suck its dick

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born to articulate vibes, forced to write dialogue

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jesus is just God if God smoked a fat blunt

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on a verge. not telling you which one tho

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they hate to see a malewife winning

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what do you mean “i have to fight this evil clone of myself to prevent universal destruction”??? if i see an evil clone of myself, i’m fucking that manwhore on the SPOT

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could never forget that time i was reading the entirety of ATYD on schooltime and the boy who sat next to me confronted me about it one day and went all like “you’re always reading on the same site! what even is it?? what article is this long??” and i freaked out and told him i’m researching cancer

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girls that have sex to hozier’s music? hoeziers

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sober enough to understand physics. high enough to know that taylor swift wrote the bible

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nothing like a triple shot espresso and a bunch of heavy sedatives to start my day

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aaron: did i ever tell you about the time andrew called me from juvie?

nicky: no, what’d he say?

aaron: “you know how we finish each other’s sentences.”

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i hate the phrase “go big or go home” bc what if i want to go small then have a lil nap? huh? what then??

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oh you think i smell good? thanks! it’s cigarettes and despair