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Society and Culture

Why is Russia so poor?

Communism, poor distribution of resources, Putin, lack of crucial development.

 Do universities accept students over 35?

Will you have access to money when you are 35? If the answer is yes, then yes. If this is a legitimate question, and not a troll, I think your age when you eventually go back to University is one of the least things you have to worry about.

 There's a city in Ontario named London , did they run out of city names ?

The British just liked to piss on everything they colonized in order to mark their territory. A way to do that figuratively was to name everything after people and places and things in the UK. All the Europeans did it. Troll.

 Why has mankind never returned to the moon?

Because it's goddamn expensive.

 Is it not ironic that aboriginal protests by aboriginals against australia day are all protested with our technologys?

Ah, another racist who can’t spell. They could totally flip it on you and say, ‘is it not ironic that these criminal invaders took our land, got rich off of it, and are now trying to claim it for their own?”

 What are some ethical problems that will face humanity in the next decade or two?

Natural resources. The next big wars are going to be fought over access to things like water, and it’s going to suck.

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Women’s issues.

ARE ALL WOMEN happy with themselves and life?

Are all men? Is anyone?

 If my girlfriend is pregnant, do I have to propose?

God help the girl who has this stand up man for a partner.

What did males do to become so strongly hated by feminists?

Everything and nothing.

 Do you agree with feminists who argue to close women's prisons and only imprison male criminals?

I’m going to say no. If we want to be treated with equality, I think the good and the bad have to go together. There are female criminals.

 How do feminists reconcile their claim of equality with their advocacy of policies that advantage females and disadvantage males?

You when you’re playing Tekken for the first time against a friend who has been playing the game for weeks and you suck? Then you convince your friend to up your ‘handicap’ in order to level the playing field. That is pretty much what these policies do in real life for women and other people of disadvantaged groups. The idea is to eventually get to a point where society doesn't need these sorts of policies, but until that dream day happens, men need to STFU.

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The Politics Edition!

Is Trump making America a laughingstock?

Do you even have to ask? Nobody asked that about Obama.

 Can someone please explain what "alternative facts" are and are they valid in a court of law?

Oh Kelly-Ann, I hope they put this on your tombstone.

 Do Republicans still believe Muslims are bad and Mexicans are Rapists?

I didn’t even open this one for fear of all the racist bullshit I would read.

 So Trump has basically done more for America In 3 days than Obama did in 8 years. Am I wrong?

You have clearly vastly overestimated the power of an executive order. Gitmo is still open despite an Executive order being signed ages ago. Troll.

 Is the doomsday clock accurate? I am scared?

First of all, punctuation. Second of all, it’s more symbolic than anything.

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Wildcard Questions

Some of the most amusing questions I've come across on Yahoo Groups!

Is it okay to wear a bra under a sports bra?

Sure, it’s okay, but why the hell would you? Just go out and buy a good bra.

How do I unbake a cake?

Umm… I don’ you should be allowed near an oven. You might hurt yourself.

Why do lizards die?

Because they’re living beings?

What does “you’re starting to grow on me” mean?

Okay, if this person speaks English as a second language, I forgive them. Idioms are confusing.

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A snapshot of humanity

Yahoo Groups. One of the best places to see humanity in all of its forms. Let’s hope that when the aliens land, they aren’t going to judge us based on this.