pizzawendell
pizzawendell
Never Quite Free
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Do not assume my pronouns. You must guess them
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pizzawendell · 12 hours ago
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things born of talking to my friends....
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pizzawendell · 13 hours ago
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Oh and uh... one more thing. Did you kill that guy? It's just—I'm really at a loss here. I got nothing. So did you do it? Did you kill him? Did you?
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pizzawendell · 1 day ago
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he’s butch 2me
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pizzawendell · 2 days ago
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Do you think in the Shadowrun world there are Elf Posers who have a ForceElf kink?
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pizzawendell · 2 days ago
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here’s My grad cap BTW
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pizzawendell · 2 days ago
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Tuning in to a mid season episode and expecting absolutely nothing to happen
the nineties and the early aughts television landscape really was defined by long deployment of "will they won't they" dynamics people these days would not be able to handle network television writers' rooms teasing ships for multiple years only to more often than not be given the answer "they will not. <3 hope this helps"
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pizzawendell · 3 days ago
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oh hebrews 11:40 we're really in it now
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pizzawendell · 3 days ago
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A song sung by three creatures who aren't with us anymore.
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pizzawendell · 3 days ago
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Blon Darnielle
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Much to think about
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pizzawendell · 4 days ago
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pizzawendell · 5 days ago
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pizzawendell · 6 days ago
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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pizzawendell · 6 days ago
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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
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pizzawendell · 6 days ago
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I hate you Robert Patrick, you're not my real dad!!!
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pizzawendell · 8 days ago
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bad day? spiraling? feeling lost, hurt, or otherwise off your game? try “listen to cry for judas twenty times”. you surely will not regret trying “listen to cry for judas twenty times”!
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pizzawendell · 9 days ago
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Scene from my fav episode in watercolor!
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pizzawendell · 15 days ago
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Boyband gimmick "treacherous oaf"
He cannot be trusted but he's so foolish he can't meaningfully betray you
The others treat him with quiet amused contempt
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