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roommates getting top surgery and they put a tracking chip on him and now im getting updates like hes a pizza

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piloting the gelgoog after six mikes hards

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Ich frag mich wie wohl dieser große schwarze Käfer heißt, den ich heute im Wald gesehen habe..?

*googelt Großer schwarzer Käfer*

ah.

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in elden ring there are two types of boss; "beautiful" and "wet". if you're a beautiful boss your name is something like melinar the crimson spear or gondwana the gleaming and you're rocking an 80 inch pin-straight middle-parted wig. if you're a wet boss your name is randal reamtaint the revolting or lord giger groundstooth of the death brigade and you're built like a small- to medium-sized airplane in every direction. in both cases you are welsh.

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IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…

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this would fix me

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star wars legends + onion headlines Part 2/?

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I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ✋🏻