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*trips while carrying my glass of water and spills it all over you* oh my gosh. I’m so sorry. *wipes the water perfectly off you back into the glass*

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i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

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WARNING FOR ANYONE WITH AUDITORY EPILEPSY AS OF 8/23/25 - theres a new ad for i think it was "the conjuring" ? that starts with yellow text that reads "test your hearing, best to wear headphones" -

THE FREQUENCY THAT PLAYS SECONDS IN IS A SEIZURE INDUCING PITCH!

please mute the ad or click skip!! in our ad we couldn't click skip in time because it made us sit through the beginning of the pitch.

PLEASE STAY SAFE and avoid this ad's audio if you're seizures or migraines are triggered by high frequency noises!

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hi

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I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

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Doomed love between late Summer and Autumn (the rot must consume)

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I LIKE. MY ADVICE BALL.

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will be referencing this when I want to be a hater from now on

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crazy to me that I've been on tumblr long enough to see the vast majority of posts i see on a daily basis evolve from superwholock and fandom shit to this

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12 year old me discovering yaoi

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the bestest guy ever!! he's so cool!

everyone go read strange adventures trust

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killing me

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playing wizard101 is fun because it’s a kids game from twenty years ago but 90% of its current user base is grown ass adults playing for nostalgia’s sake