placentafluid
placentafluid
we are so sorry you died!
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placentafluid · 1 day ago
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when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song
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placentafluid · 1 day ago
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its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible
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placentafluid · 9 days ago
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it’s nothing a fundamentally different life couldn’t fix
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placentafluid · 9 days ago
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whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls
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placentafluid · 9 days ago
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imo the people who bring powerpoints listing all of their traumatic experiences to their therapy appointment have the wrong idea about what therapy is for. i think a lot of us traumatized people are so swept up in the drama of what happened to us and rehashing it over and over when that won't necessarily help us and can make us worse. yes, a lot of these taboo life experiences deserve to be spoken about. but it gets to a point.
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placentafluid · 9 days ago
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your guitarist lowkey gnc af bro
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placentafluid · 9 days ago
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There were some young kids playing at the park today. One of them said “Liar liar pants on fire!” The other one replied “I don’t even care about that. I don’t even believe in that.”
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placentafluid · 24 days ago
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The black parade ray sketches!!
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placentafluid · 1 month ago
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[gripping the sink] perfectionism does not help me avoid embarrassment or shame. perfectionism is in itself a form of shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame. when i struggle with perfectionism i struggle with shame
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placentafluid · 1 month ago
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call my meat a dead horse the way i hmm save as draft
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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Sadly people got too tolerant of Christianity we need the mythical annoying atheists to make a comeback we need to make this the summer of atheism "don't talk to me about your magical book" should be rolling off the tongue way more often....
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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On my way!! 💐
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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lets overthrow mama
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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i'd like to introduce my daughter Nuance to tumblr
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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sometimes you'll see a bird for the first time and when you look it up you learn that its name is the Common Dirt Bitch and its range is Everywhere and there are 400 million of them in your state alone
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placentafluid · 2 months ago
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americans pleeease. please kill elon musk 🙏🙏🥺😔😩🙏 americans! please. Please !!! kill elon musk. don't you remember gun.. ? bang bang ? your favorite game..? Americans... please. 😔🙏 have you forgotten your local deity, captain america: kill nazis??? americans !! I know you can do it 🥺🙏 please americans..
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