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reddit user whos been waiting 12 years for winds of winter voice: arya is the valonquar and she will warg into ser pounce and kill tommen and cersei in the red keep, thereby fulfilling maggy's prophecy. it is known
tumblr user whos been waiting 12 years for winds of winds voice: god i want to fuck osmund kettleblack so bad it makes me look silly. anyway heres an entire thematic breakdown of the concept of honor and the inherent eroticism of gendered violence in the kingsguard
instagram user: Did you know that some people some people think that young griff might actually be a blackfyre? follow for more insights!
quora user: Who Would Win in a Fight, Robert Baratheon or Jaime Lannister?
twitter user: if Anyone says that p*tyr bael*sh is their favorite character you can go ahead and block me already. oh and while your at it go jump into a tar pit. full of spikes. and molten lava!!!
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with so many people thinking it, have you ever thought / do you think that dany will turn out to be a villain
listen i think ive expressed my own piece and also reblogged analysis and sentiments ive agreed with on here before about y i am opposed to this from plenty of angles but the big quick thing especially is what other implication could u imagine with “final villain dany” considering what she is and what her arc has been dealing with so far that isn’t this? what would be the downfall arc and escalation here? this slippery slope shit with a character dealing w radical change & status quo upsetting & revolutionary violence to dismantle an institution like slavery is so dreadful to me. pls spare me

& as for what george intends to do with this shit exactly:

scene from a grrm written draft from s4e2
we will see in like 40 years ig. im fine with dany becoming darker (gurm “i love and care most for grey characters”) and entering some greyer areas as she grapples with the questions present in her arc, but the version of that some of u ppl have is just something i deeply dislike and honestly find upsetting and incongruent
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SO looking forward to seeing Jaime’s live reaction of seeing Stoneheart for the first time
the mortal terror of seeing the reanimated corpse of the woman who he views as holding his honor in his hands but he kiiiiinda fucked all that up and then the life shattering realization that brienne of all people maybe the only one to really understand him and also a terrible liar successfully tricked and betrayed him are going to cancel each other out and then he’s gonna make a stupid joke about how Catelyn Stark is back from the dead for more Jaime because she just couldn’t stay away. and then they’re gonna kill him.
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Happy Father’s Day to literally everyone but Jaime Lannister
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radical centrist luigi mangione thanking ayn rand, conservatives, and liberals, then quoting tyrion lannister and and attributing it to “george” like they are close personal friends
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I do wonder why so many people see death as a form of redemption? At least for me it seems sort of a simple way to write it, or an easy way for writers to get around the real work that comes with redemption. I think it’s simple and easy to have someone sacrifice themselves and then boom REDEEMED. In reality it takes a lot of hard work and you may never be redeemed in peoples eyes and that’s fine but you have to live with that.
I think that’s more compelling to me idk.
I was thinking about redemption in asoiaf. Theon, Jaime and even the theory that Dany will cause destruction in kings landing and most of the endings that people think for them require them to die or sacrifice themselves in order to be redeemed and that just seems soo lazy to me. Granted I do think Jaime is gonna die EOS but still.
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hi i vaguely remember you posting grrms comments about jaime’s decision to throw bran out of a tower, saying he’s asked people “would you kill a child to save your own child’s life?” but i can’t find it anymore bc tumblrs tagging system sucks. do u still have it?


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Shitty little doodle based on something my friend and I were talking about lol
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Don't put anything but water in anyone's eyes for pepper spray. Not milk. Not antacid. Pepper spray is not an acid and a base will not neutralize it. Nothing will neutralize it. You're not trying to neutralize it; you're trying to remove it. That is how an eye flush works. Just flush it out, away from the nose. It'll still hurt for a while even after it's flushed out.
Spray it from a sports bottle, like cyclists use. A nice wide stream will prevent too much concentration of force that could hurt they eye. Don't use a spray bottle. If you poke a hole in a regular bottle cap, try to make sure it's large enough for a good stream of water to push the pepper spray out of the eye.
The eyes will be squeezed shut reflexively. Don't jam your fingers into someone's eyes to open them. Instead, once you have made sure they're not wearing contacts, press your thumb against the lower edge of the browbone aka the top edge of the eye socket, above the eye, and roll your thumb to pull the eyelid up. (If they are wearing contacts, they have to take them out and throw them away. If they can't, then just guide them to safety but do not flush the eyes and do not attempt to remove the contacts yourself.)
Putting antacids, milk, etc into eyes can cause infection, trigger allergies, or scratch the cornea. Use water. It doesn't matter whether it's saline. It doesn't have to be sterile, as long as it's clean enough that it could be used as drinking water.
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there’s been a really bizarre trend in the past couple years of TERFS/radfems getting pissed off about biology posts. posts about the bilateral gyandromorph cardinal (one half male, one half female), posts about older hens beginning to crow and act like roosters, posts about animals being animals. and it’s hilarious because they interpret these posts as some kind of agenda. no! these are animals not choosing any gender identity or sexuality but being born into bodies they have no control over. weird how that happens in nature huh
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Heart of the Forest 🍂 - ig | bsky | twitter | commissions | prints
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i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again
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my humor might be broken cause I find this trend actually funny
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Vivipary - when seeds sprout while still being attached to its mother fruit
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