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WTF

Well, well, well, my curious kittens! 👀✨

Your Alchemist Whisper here, confessing to a little guilty pleasure. You know how Taylor sings about looking in people's windows? Guilty as charged! There's nothing quite like a bit of mystical people-watching to get the tarot juices flowing. After all, every lit window is a story waiting to be told, right?

Speaking of stories, a little birdie (or should I say, a little snake?) whispered in my ear, asking about the possibility of Karlie expanding her nest this year. So, naturally, I couldn't resist peeking into the cosmic windows of possibility!

I shuffled my deck faster than you can say "champagne problems" and pulled out these juicy cards:

🐍 The Snake (7): Ooh, snakey! Wisdom, but with a twist.

🐕 The Dog (18): Loyal as a Swiftie to her fave's Easter eggs.

🏠 The House (4): Home sweet home, or in this case, womb?

Now, let's stir this mystical pot, shall we?

The Snake slithers in with its wisdom, suggesting Karlie's got some clever plans up her sleeve. But remember, snakes shed their skin – perhaps she's ready for a transformation?

The Dog bounds in next, all wagging tail and puppy eyes. It's screaming loyalty and family ties louder than a stadium full of fans during "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)".

And finally, the House settles in, cozy as can be. It's giving major "nesting" vibes, if you catch my drift.

Put it all together, and what do we get? A recipe for baby number... wait for it... three? The cards are hinting that Karlie might indeed be planning to add another little one to her family tree this year. But remember, my starry-eyed friends, the future's as changeable as Taylor's hair color over the years!

So, keep your eyes peeled and your gossip antennas up. Who knows? We might spot a baby bump faster than you can spot the next Taylor Swift easter egg!

Until next time, keep looking through those windows (metaphorically, of course – let's not get arrested, shall we?), and may your curiosity always be as strong as a Swiftie's dedication!

Alchemist Whisper, over and out! 🔮✨

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Oh poor straight people...

XABLAU

In other news, the Twitter wars are on again. I’ll give you guys the BLUF:

-Some female artist covered guilty as sin and changed the pronouns to she/her

-She posted it (beautiful cover) and said “this is how it should’ve been written” (in her opinion)

-Folks went crazy because apparently the gays are trying to ERASE STRAIGHT PEOPLE!

-“Hope this helps!”

*jumps off of very tall somethings*

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What task?

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Flyyyyyy

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🤭

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Commenting is hard. So i drew this to remind myself that authors love to see comments under their fic. No matter how short the comment is.

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Hum, right... And The king of the heart:

KK

KARLIE KLOSS

IYKYK

Oh umm…

She’s completed the queen of hearts outfit?

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fuck.

Me at age 13, exhausted at school after staying up all night to read fanfic: I can’t wait until I’m an adult and I can stay up reading without any consequences!

Me, an adult, exhausted at work after staying up all night reading fanfic: Fuck.

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quem anda com os porcos... 💁‍♀️

*cackling while my silver hair catches the turquoise light* 🤗

My dearest mystical meddlers!

[Part 1: The Mahomes Situation]

Oh, you should see my anxious friend today, practically burning with disappointment while discussing our beloved songwriter's... interesting choices lately. And darlings, when they mentioned Miss Americana versus the current MAGA-adjacent situation, I couldn't help but consult the cards immediately!

The Ring (25) - Commitments and cycles

The Snake (7) - Strategy and calculated moves

The Stork (17) - Changes and transformations

The cards suggest there's a calculated commitment to this new public image, with transformations that seem to prioritize certain... strategic alignments.

[Part 2: Future Revelations]

But wait! My curious friend couldn't help but ask about future statements regarding Trump policies. The flames in my cauldron danced wildly as I pulled:

The Key (33) - Revelations coming

The Rider (1) - Important messages

The Coffin (8) - Endings and transformations

Oh my, my, my... 😏 The cards whisper of a decisive moment ahead - one that will bring important messages but also mark the end of something significant.

As I always say while brewing my most truth-telling potions: sometimes the biggest revelations come after the longest silences! ✨

With eternal perplexity and prophetic wisdom,

The Alchemist Whisper 🔮✨💖

*PS: Remember darlings, card readings show energies that aren't immutable - though some choices certainly leave lasting impressions!

Oh btw... let's have a deliciously honest conversation about fandom and critical thinking, shall we? As you can see by my eternally perplexed smile, this is a topic that makes my golden flames dance with excitement!

Listen closely, my precious stargazers: having a critical eye towards your favorite artist doesn't make you a "hater" - it makes you a thinking, feeling human being! Imagine treating your faves like perfect deities who can do no wrong... *adjusts my turquoise and orange-embroidered shawl while rolling my eyes*

You can absolutely adore someone's art while questioning their choices. In fact, the ability to separate art from artist while maintaining a critical perspective is quite the magical skill!

Will we get answers to all our burning questions? 🤭 As I always say while stirring my most truth-telling potions: the universe reveals its secrets in its own time. But that doesn't mean we should stop asking the important questions!

Remember, my curious cosmic conspirators: blind devotion is for cults, not fandoms! ✨

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AAAAAAH VAI PRA CASA DO C...

TN taking down the hetero T / male ownership allegations

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Absolute Cinema

A Dive Into the Mind Of Tortured Poets: An Analysis of Taylor Swift's TTPD

Part 1: A general look into the album and her storytelling

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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yep

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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omg

And im not supposed to comment on this?