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GLORIOUS AMERICAN BEVERAGE, RECARBONATED OVER TEN THOUSAND TIMES
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gamerbros be like “im not a transphobe but if you acknowledge that trans people exist in your game i will absolutely refuse to play it or stop immediately if i am currently playing it”
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Californians: In-N-Out is better
New Yorkers: Shake Shack is better
Some Texan rat next to the deep fryer at Whataburger:
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yhis picture from a spam blog that followed me is the funniest thing

me surfing the web in my skintight catsuit and my titties OUT and my generic brand tortilla chips within arms reach
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what the employees at five guys see when i come up to the register for the fourth time today
Faith - “The Chupacabra”
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my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]
me: oh! let me help you-
my cat as soon as i touch her paw:
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Some of you use punk as an excuse to be a dick, and it shows
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I was exploring in the catacombs and found a ladder going up. I climbed it and found a square door. I pushed open the door and found myself inside a university lecture room at 3 in the morning.
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