Old people. I love old people. If they’re under 40, they’re basically a fetus and I don’t want them. Do you understand? (This is a Severance blog. 28 | 18+ only please)
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consolidation of authority
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cant wait for their throwdown in s3
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I’ll rare pair my way through every single series
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honestly respect harmony's commitment to being the most eery "do NOT follow or trust this person" ever, even when she's actively trying to help someone.
she saw the most Unwell Mark Ever suffering from basement brain surgery going crazy over his imprisoned wife, then decided to do lots of ominous pauses and make "then she's already dead" comments with NO follow-up...love you ms twilight zone.
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#harmony cobel#optics means nothing to her#we have to respect that
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everybody ready for the toxic mad scientist exes yuri reveal
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what a season....milchick nation its been an honour.
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omark: he won’t listen to me. he’s being a child
cobel: ok ok let me talk to him
cobel: what if you were refining your WIFE’S CONSCIOUSNESS and being USED just to SEVER her MULTIPLE TIMES and after you complete the one to KILL HER you’re getting FIRED and mdr will PERISH and also your girlfriend was WAY OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#harmony cobel#her approach is unparalleled#and the cherry on top?#‘I care for you’#after all that
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i think we’re glossing over harmony cobel’s “i care for you”
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it’s so interesting that ms cobel is in nearly every aspect of mark’s life. first she’s his boss that yells at him for doing things wrong and acts like a mean mother to his innie. then she’s his sweet elderly neighbour who also moonlights as his sister’s baby consultant?? nobody is taking mother as seriously as this lady
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#someone grab me an ouija board. I need to give Freud the deets on this woman#he must learn of the ultimother
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totally forgot Cobel's "I care for you" @ Mark. Now what was all THAT about??????
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#and the fact she said it to try and placate mark scout 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#I’m fucking crying man#the throuple allegations were NOT just allegations
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“I care for you”
Harmony Cobel never change who you are. Also it should have been ME and not Mark S.
#severance season 2#severance spoilers#harmony cobel#THROUPLE REAL????????#NOT A FABRICATION????????????
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“I'm sorry. I should have facilitated better.”
she blamed herself for the adult crashouts……☹️
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MS HUANG!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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reddit severance fan: I just frame by framed every episode of the show and I found out that if you go to s1e5 at 23:56 and play it backwards it sounds like mark is saying "cold harbor"
tumblr severance fan: why isn't anybody talking about how this painting on the wall of marks house is a metaphor for his repressed grief
your coworker that watched severance in its entirety: I think lumon might be up to something
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everyone is like oh this season is about metaphorical adolescence and teen rebellion but when I, harmony cobel, get high with my hometown ex and kiss him in my dead mom's bed, they don't like it for some reason
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