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i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day

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cordy should've been around for at least one of faith's traumatic lore dump turned joke moments if for no other reason than that she'd be the only one tactless, brave, and judgmental enough to demand that faith elaborate on that immediately

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✦ Favorite Outfits Meme ✦

Spike (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

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What? Another chapter already? I am just as shocked as you are.

Here is part 7 of the Bite Marks and Paw Prints.

Read "The Weird Sister" on AO3.

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I did a thing and updated the Bite Marks and Paw Print series.

Part 6: “Creatures of the Night”

Beca and Chloe discuss making their own pack of cross species members. Stacie and Aubrey meet, and Aubrey is intrigued.

Read on AO3.

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BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER | 1.12 “Prophecy Girl”

(original text post)

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Christmas Throughout The Years

Merry Pitchmas @asweetmelodytrickling. I hope you enjoy it as much I enjoyed writing this tooth rotting fluff.

Christmas Throughout The Years: A sporadic look at important Christmases the girls have shared throughout their relationship as they changed from friends to girlfriends to wives to parents.

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Hi there! I'm your Secret Pitchmas Person! This is your custom made present! I hope you like it!

Between The Stacks (13408 words) by ThisWolfLikes2Write Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Pitch Perfect (Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Beca Mitchell/Aubrey Posen Characters: Aubrey Posen, Aubrey Posen's Father, Aubrey Posen's Mother, Beca Mitchell Additional Tags: Merry Pitchmas Gift Exchange, Fluff, Christmas, Christmas Party, Coffee, Library AU, Romance, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Pitchmas Summary: Hiding from the holidays an unlikely pair start a quiet ritual that leads to deepening bond. Between the stacks, coffee in hand the pair become friends and eventually agree to crash each other's Christmas Parties.

I am so very excited to read this!! Thank you.

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Mitchsen Fic

Just a little Mitchsen one shot, so I can practice writing something in the PP world before I finish my Pitchmas fic.

Reading "Hitting The High Notes" on AO3.

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Hi! I'm your secret santa person! What's your favorite pairing? Do you prefer angst? fluff? smut? all of the above? It's my first time participating and you are a heck of a writer so I really wanna do a good job!

🥹 thank you. Bechloe and Mitchsen are my favorite pairings. And I prefer fluff or fluffy smut. lol no angst. please.

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Merry Pitchmas 2024

I know some of you are already putting up your holiday trees – yeah, you know who I’m talking to. Quit hiding in the pine needles. The season of giving is almost upon us, and you know what that means.

Welcome to the Ninth Annual Merry Pitchmas Gift Exchange!!

If you need a refresh on the rule, please check out this post from last year. Of course, the dates have changed.

Deadline for participate: November 30th, 4 pm CST US (10 pm UK). If you'd like to take part in the exchange this year, please reply to this post by then. You’ll get your draw shortly thereafter.

Here's the TL;DR for those of you who don't wanna check out the link:

TL;DR:

Reply to this post to take part. Reblogs will not be included.

November 30th (10 pm UK) is the cut off date to sign up.

Posting will begin on December 24th - not a day before! And you have to have your gift finished and posted NO LATER than December 31st.

You don’t need money to take part - just a dash of creativity and the drive to want to do something: manips, videos, fanfic, and comics are just a few examples of the things you can do!

All pairings are welcome, but I strongly encourage all participants to ANONYMOUSLY message the person they drew to ask questions about which they might prefer.

TURN ON YOUR ANONS. Your Secret Santa must have a way to contact you. If your anons aren’t no, you’ll be removed from the exchange. So please, even if you’re sure anon asks are already allowed, double check. If you’re not sure HOW to do that, Google is your friend.

If you change your name between now and the posting date, please send me a message to let me know. I will not be trying to track people down again this year.

Please don’t leave someone hanging. If you have no intention of doing anything and just want someone to do something for you, don’t reply. It’s not fair. (And I’m always looking for volunteers who will write for anyone who might get missed!)

Tag your posts with #merry pitchmas 2024.

HAVE FUN.

See you in a few, awesome nerds!

~Red

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there's this word in Serbian 'vukojebina' which literally means 'the place where wolves go to fuck' but they use it to mean 'in the middle of nowhere'. it sure does the job well, but the visual stayed with me longer than I would have liked it to.

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Waverly & Nicole Wynonna Earp: Vengeance (2024)

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She went from Pop Tarts to poppin' tarts!

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hi!! what's your ao3? i'd love to read your fics!!

Hi! Thanks that means a lot. 🥹I haven’t written anything in a while, but there is a lot on my account. 🙂 but I go by the same handle on everything fic related. Pleaseactsurprisedxx