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Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even
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Conversation
me: no one likes me
someone: I like you
me: thanks
me: no one likes me
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Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
Sincerely,
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
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MY BROTHER JUST WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND HE HAD A LIGHT BULB IN HIS MOUTH AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING” AND HE GOES “I WAS HAVING A LIGHT SNACK” AND LEAVES I’M DONE
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napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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