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if yo gurl look like this she a keeper

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SOMEBODY HELP WHEN DO I STOP SPELLING CHIAHUAHUAHUAHUA

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Wait...

Does…

Does that say…?

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David Eddings, (the voice of Claptrap not the author) plays Dungeons and Dragons. His current character is a mage named Eddie Wizard.

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Jesus, Miranda, what part of “exactly like she was before” did you not understand?

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JST: getting breast implants in-between games.

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Hasan Minhaj on people who support Donald Trump despite his bigotry.

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LOOK AT ALL THESE RUINED CHILDHOODS

LOOK AT THEM

Ghostbusters Halloween Appreciation Post

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THERE ARE SO MANY DIFFERENT WORD FOR D*CKS THE INTERNET IS AMAZING

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this site is fucking useless

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ANNOUNCING #F*CKYEAH2016!!!!!!!

MRAOOOW-MAOW-MAOW-RAORWWWWWWW

AIR GUITAR.

NOW THAT YOU’RE PUMPED AS F*CK, IT’S TIME TO ANNOUNCE THE MOST BADASS USE OF THE INTERNET SINCE CAT MEMES.

WE ARE DOING THIS. SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND GET SOME BULLET POINTS!!!!

WHAT THE F*CK IS #F*CKYEAH2016!? IT’S A BADASS HOLIDAY WHERE EVERYONE POSTS THEIR BEST G*DDAMN SELFIE SHOWING HOW MUCH ASS THEY KICK, AND WE BEAT THE INTERNET RIGHT IN THE D*CK WITH OUR AWESOMENESS

BUT AWESOMENESS ISN’T A WORD F*CK YOU NEXT QUESTION

WHEN IS THIS GREATEST OF DAYS? MAY 13TH, 2016 THAT IS THIS FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO BE AWESOME!? ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS MAKE A POST WITH THE FOLLOWING:

A SELFIE OF YOU LOOKING TOTALLY F*CKING AWESOME DOING SOMETHING YOU LOVE. MAKE IT INTENSE AS SH*T

ADD A COMMENT ABOUT WHAT MAKES YOU A G*DDAMN BADASS

TAG THAT SH*T WITH #F*CKYEAH2016

END OF LIST.

ALL DAY LONG, I’M GOING TO BE  FINDING AS MANY BADASS SELFIES AS I CAN, AND PUTTING THEM ON MY BLOG!!!!

BUT MR. TORGUE, NOTHING I DO IS BADASS ENOUGH TO BE ON A PART OF YOU SHUT THE F*CK UP RIGHT NOW AND START TAKING SELFIES, BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BADASS IF YOU DO IT WITH CONVICTION.

KNIT A SWEATER, FIGHT A BEAR, PROGRAM A CODE, EAT A STEAK, SING A SONG OR DO A G*DDAMN COSPLAY I DO NOT GIVE A SH*T AS LONG AS YOU ARE BEING A BADASS ABOUT IT!!!!! DO NOT FORGET TO ADD A COMMENT ABOUT HOW F*CKING GREAT YOU ARE!!!

A WHOLE DAY OF EVERY SINGLE PERSON STANDING UP AND SHOUTING “NO, F*CK YOU, I’M COOL AS F*CK!”!!!!!

AND WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE IN THE TAG, YOU REBLOG THE F*CK OUTTA THEIR ASSES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME!

#F*CKYEAH2016!!!!!! 

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I recently started a new job at Amazon.com. People who were around for the holiday season last year all have T-shirts that say “I SURVIVED PEAK ‘15″ and I’m like, yeah, obviously, but what I really want to know is what did you do after defeating Benezia like did you let the rachni queen live or what

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Me too IGN

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Regarding the internet’s negative reaction to the STAR WARS: ROGUE ONE trailer…

http://ourvaluedcustomers.blogspot.com/

#‎OVCTheFinal50‬ 21/50

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Match of the night.

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“Is that the kind of person we want protecting the galaxy?”