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They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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Aardwolf (Proteles cristata), juvenile, family Hyaenidae, found in Southern Africa

A species of hyena.

Unlike other hyenas, they feed mainly on termites.

photograph via: Kwando Safaris

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

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"every possible kind of content can be found on the internet" yeah sure except for the One fucking thing I'm looking for. why does no one want to talk about the One Singular thing I'm looking for. but yeah other than that everything is on here.

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“There’s nothing heroic about suffering” okay but what if I suffered and I was kinda sexy with it. Like my shorts were a little too short and you could see my ass when I bent over. What then.

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Imagine being a man with a crush on Arthur Lester. You fall first and you fall harder and he falls down another fucking hole.

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life

Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer

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dude im feeling so dysphoric rn…. and the only thing that can help me…. cough….. is a fat stack of benjamins…. 🥺

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hey kids did you know that computers didn't used to automatically connect to the internet. it used to make this screaming noise. we should have listened.

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Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

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faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

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Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

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The funniest joke in Malevolent is actually the transition from John sounding incredibly turned on and excited by Arthur threatening to kill someone to this: