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Call my pussy a wigan kebab the way 40% of people who come in enjoy it
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Bitches be like "I want a man that's totally and completely obsessed with me!", but when I send them the EXACT gps coordinates for and a painstakingly recreated diorama of every square inch of their bedroom, with photos, suddenly I'm "too much" and "a person of interest in several unsolved disappearances" 🙄 smh.
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The compulsive negro need to use the phone on speaker no matter the environment
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