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im not like lesbianphobic, but if youre a lesbian and youre my friend, im probably gonna make fun of you. all in good fun, i love women......... god i love women so much i wish i wasnt gay..... ugh women ,,,,,,,,,, i have so much respect for women like yes ofc whatever you say queen i love you sm
#lesbian#im not a lesbian#im a gay man#but#if i was a lesbian#wait#am i bisexual#guys#BISEXUAL#???#i love women#i love women so much
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as a vagina haver, i would like to not have one anymore as i am ftm, more than that, i wanna piss standing up and also jerk off
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s4/5 castiel looks at people like hes trying to explode them with his mind.
#supernatural#castiel#gay peoppe#last time someone looked at me like that#i got laid#ha#supernatural reference#misha collins#hes so cute#grown man btw
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holy shit i have free will
#insane#didnt know that#well#guess what im gonna do#nothing#yeah#anywho#free will#TEAM FREE WILL?#LIKE SUPERNATURAL#supernatural more like#super gay#ha
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i went to the toiler to pood, but little did i know... evil poo.
#two sentence horror#2 sentence horror#very scary#horror#spooky#horror writing#evil poo#humorous#funny little post#no dont hurt me im a little guy#im a little guy and its my birthday#jk its not
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Did you know a chunk of an iceberg the size of Chicago broke off in Antarctica ? Theres a whole world under there but that right there is a new Isopod!!!
Artic Isopods in general very much resemble bugs here on land.

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idk how to comfort people so i just lowkey make them laugh, works like 52% of the time
#autism#its the autism#i got that autism in me#or maybe that dawg#i got that dawg in me#anyways#great advice#remember to stay real#real ones stay real
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digital footprint is a myth created by the government to keep us from posting peak
#digital footprint#not real#dont believe me?#well...#source: trust me bro#i know everything#but tbh#its true#if you think about it#nobody gaf
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never seen a fugly trans guy with a good personality... coincidence? i think not... all non evil ftms are hot
#t4t posting#transgender#iooo#transgender aliens#ooooo#scary#GAY#IM GAY#I LOVE BOYS#OOOOOO BOYPUSSY#BOYPUSSY
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im bored who wants to see me trauma dump
#lore drop#coming soon#perhaps#it would be funny#trust#i dont have trauma i have lore#like#duh#lore#lore lore lore lore#my dad used to touch my behind
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im just a fat manatee
when you hurt me this is who you hurt
#fat manatee#fatty#big fat fatty boy#manatee#i love manatees#when you hurt me#this is who you hurt#normalize fat manatees#love manatees#my favorite animal#marine mammal#ha
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all my friends graduated so i dropped out to join them #real
#i only post bangers#banger#banger alert#absolute peak#peak#i found peak#i think i have brainrot#not traditional brainrot#like tiktok brainrot#anyways#im dropping out
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wtf is tumblr etiquette because i dont give enough of a fuck. "ooooo you jongled the thread and added a quiblo to it" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME LIVE. I DONT CARE. same vibes as "double texting" like... SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! SHUT UP!!! "ooo youre spamming me waaaahh" turn off your notifications. freak. ITS NOT THAT HARD. IM NOT HURTING YOU.
#sorry#needed to rant#incoherent ramblings#i love being crazy#i got autism#autism#autistic#yeah thats me#i am autistic as fuck#gay#how to tags even work#i just say shit#like who gon stop me#not you#nobody can stop me#i am free will pilled#TEAM FREE WILL#SUPERNATURAL REFERENCE#HOLY MOLY#my bad guys
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kiwi birds are so stupid why are they like that im genuinely about to start crying stop doinf that what is wrong with you youre an absolute freak of nature why are you the way that you are
#australia#kiwi#kiwi burd#bord#BIRD#oh my god i cant fucking spell#the woke mob doesnt want you to know this#kiwis are homophobes#the bird not the fruit#i mean maybe the fruit#which came first#the kiwi or the kiwi#valid concern
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