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Don’t Go Fueling My Rage

[Verse 1: Person 1, Person 2]

Don't go fueling my rage

I wouldn’t or I’d die

Honey, if I get restless

Baby, I’ll run and hide

Don't go fueling my rage

You scare the shit out of me

Oh, honey, when you knocked on my door

Ooh, I damn lost my key

[Pre-Chorus: Both, Person 1, Person 2]

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it

When I was done

I had to run

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it (nobody knows)

Right at that stage

I showed you my rage

Oh, I showed you my rage

[Chorus: Both, Person 1, Person 2]

So don't go fueling my rage

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

[Verse 2: Person 1, Person 2]

Nobody told me

'Cause nobody showed me

And now it's up to you, babe

Oh, I think I can’t make it

So don't misunderstand me

You put the drums in my ears

Oh, you put the red in my eyes

I've got your rage in my sights

[Pre-Chorus: Both, Person 1, Person 2]

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it

When I was done

I had to run

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it (nobody knows)

Right at that stage

I showed you my rage

Oh, I showed you my rage

[Chorus: Both, Person 1, Person 2]

Don't go fueling my rage

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

[Pre-Chorus: Both, Person 1, Person 2]

Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it

But when I was done (ooh, ooh)

I had to run (ooh, ooh)

Right at that stage (ooh, ooh)

I showed you my rage (ooh, ooh)

Oh, ho, I showed you my rage

[Chorus: Person 1, Person 2]

Don't go fueling my rage

I won't go fueling your rage

(Don't go fueling my)

(Don't go fueling my)

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Don't go fueling my rage

(Don't go fueling my)

I won't go fueling your rage

Commentary:

Literally was just not in a good mood to the point where I thought of saying “don’t go fueling my rage” and that inspired me to write this.

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Got/started this baby in June 2022 and finished it June 2024.

So I thought it was only appropriate to post this in June 2025.

I think this says a lot about me.

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I’m Alone Again

[Verse 1]

I’m alone again

I’ve just found myself all alone again

I drove away all of the people and my friends

And I just find myself all alone again

[Verse 2]

I’m alone again

Sittin' nowhere but a severed den

Singin' songs that I may never sing again

I’ve just found myself all alone again

[Chorus]

I’m alone again

Takin’ off my mask that hides my face of dismay

We were best of friends

Thinkin’ that the world is always turnin' our way, but my way

[Verse 3]

Is all alone again

I’ve just found myself all alone again

I drove away all of the people and my friends

I’ve just found myself all alone again

[Chorus]

I’m alone again

Takin’ off my mask that hides my face of dismay

We were best of friends

Thinkin’ that the world is always turnin' our way, but my way

[Verse 4]

Is all alone again

I’ve just found myself all alone again

I drove away all of the people and my friends

And I just find myself all alone again

And I just find myself all alone again

Commentary:

You ever feel alone in a room full of people? Or one moment you were surrounded by twenty people and then you suddenly find yourself alone?

That’s what inspired this parody. I randomly found myself alone, and I enjoy being alone; it’s preferred over twenty people. But something about that specific moment drove me to make a parody out of this don’t.

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I Saw Uncle Killing Santa Claus

I saw uncle killing Santa Claus

Underneath the wooden hearth that night

He didn't see my phone taking snaps of who he’d blown

He didn’t hear my laughter because he was in the zone

Then I saw uncle shooting Santa Claus

Lighting up the fireplace so bright

Oh, what a laugh it really was

The wreath fallen all because

Of uncle killing Santa Claus that night

I saw uncle killing Santa Claus

Underneath the wooden hearth that night

He didn't see my phone taking snaps of who he’d blown

He didn’t hear my laughter because he was in the zone

I saw uncle shooting Santa Claus

Lighting up the fireplace so bright

Oh, what a laugh it really was

The wreath fallen all because

Of uncle killing Santa Claus that night

Commentary:

I was inspired by a photo of one of my uncles directing a firearm at a decorative Santa Claus. Personally a hilarious photo.

And, y’know, it’s that time of the year.

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If I knew what kind of firearm it was I definitely would have included it in the parody.

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The Weatherman Can

[Intro]

<Talking>

Hey everybody! Gather 'round!

I'm here to give you the weather today!

You want the humidity, wind speed, air quality?! Whatever you like!

You have come to the right channel! Why? I'll tell you why!

[Verse 1]

Who can take up your time? (Who can take up your time?)

With a simple little lie? (With a simple little lie?)

Says it’s gonna rain

But there are no clouds in the sky

[Chorus]

The Weatherman (the Weatherman)

The Weatherman can! (The Weatherman can!)

[Verse 2]

Who can say it’s snowing? (Who can say it’s snowing?)

Who can say it’s hot? (Who can say it’s hot?)

Make you put on layers and

Proceed to let you rot

[Chorus]

The Weatherman can 'cause

He has to do his job and

It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)

[Bridge]

The Weatherman lies

All of the damn time

‘Cause no one knows what they are doing

They have a guy to just start spewing

(Take a guess at what he’s brewing)

[Verse 3]

Who can be right sometimes? (Who can be right sometimes?)

Gives us a surprise? (Gives us a surprise?)

And when we go to praise him

He acts like he’s so wise

[Chorus]

The Weatherman takes

Any time we make

Some plans to go out

for some dinner

We never know he’s a beginner

The only ones who do are the inner

Mmm! Fantastic!

[Verse 4]

Who can be a failure? (Who can be a failure?)

In so many ways? (In so many ways?)

Instead of getting fired, hey!

He finds a way to stay!

[Chorus]

The Weatherman can 'cause

He has to do his job and

It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)

And your Weatherman can 'cause

He has to do his job and

It’s the best he’s got! (It’s the best he’s got!)

And I feel so good

Because the Weatherman

Says I should! Oh!...

Commentary:

This was inspired by a long-time grudge against weather apps and weathermen in case you couldn’t tell. I know you can’t completely predict the weather, but good god.

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You’ve Got An Enemy

[Verse 1]

You've got an enemy

You've got an enemy

When you find that you need some space

And you grow tired

Of this wild goose chase

You need to close your eyes and see my face

Babe, you've got an enemy

Yeah, you've got an enemy

[Verse 2]

You've got an enemy

You've got an enemy

You've got troubles, and I’ve been the cause

I take up all your time and put your life on pause

We get into some fights and break our jaws

'Cause you've got an enemy

You've got an enemy

[Bridge]

Some others hoes might be

A little more annoying than me

Sassier and easy too, maybe

But none of them will ever hate you

The way I do, it's ride or die, bitch

[Verse 3]

And as our lives go by

Our rivalry will never die

You're gonna see it's our destiny

You've got an enemy

You've got an enemy

You've got an enemy

Commentary:

It was stuck in my head and I was thinking about how I could lovingly portray how much I despised someone. I recommend it.

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A side tumblr of @pluvio-phil3 that will involve personal projects of mine such as:

• Knitting

• Crochet

• Embroidery/Cross-Stitch

• Unintentional Parodies

and so on.