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Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later




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I hateee the "Mandela effect" no dude alternative universes ain't shit its just humans have piss porn memory get over it
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im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses
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remember that interviews are not about giving a good and honest first impression that they'll carefully consider. interviews are about saying the special words and phrases they're looking for that give you points and when they tally those up whoever earned the most job points wins
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POSITIVE AFFIRMATIONS: i am not a creep. i am not a weirdo. i do know what the hell i’m doing here. i do belong here
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one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard
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bro i'm not coming over the only drinks you have is nefarious elixer
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oh your dad works at nintendo? that's crazy. my father was a flea. a flea on the back of a dog.
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