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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia + Memes

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@darkshrimpemotions you're so right and you should say it

imagine starting a production company and buying the rights to a show you starred in for 15 years and understood so well they occasionally let you direct it and it comes with an established fan base desperate for a fix to the ending you yourself hated so it’s seemingly set up for an easy home run and you get free publicity from a messy public feud with your ex co-star and a green lit first season on a network that will write you blank checks and yet you fumble it so hard it immediately gets canceled and they make you take the stupid car out back and shoot it. i’d kill myself.

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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

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This is why I've been saying that the characters all ended up in their own personal versions of hell. Dean is the obvious one and the one that hurts me personally the most. But literally every member of tfw 2.0 was subjected to it.

Sam, who fully embraced the supernatural life, after years of running from it, just resorted back to running away. He was a leader, he was a witch! He literally likened john to lucifer in 15x17 but was then totally fine surrounding himself with photos of him up until he died?

As you said with Jack. He wanted to be a part of the family. He wanted to be accepted. He wanted to be a kid. But he not only had responsibility forced on his shoulders, he straight up abandoned his family to seemingly never see them again. The boy who looked Michael in the face whilst destroying him and screaming that he was a Winchester? Just... poof. (And whilst we touch on jack: amara!! She was just subsumed by chuck and then... also by jack? She was content to let this child also subsume her like her brother had? After said brother had manipulated her?? She was once again imprisoned, only this time it's inside the body of a child, forced to watch the world you've grown to love from behind a pane of glass??????)

And cas too. God. Cas who fought so hard to be free of heaven's control over it. Who found faith in being a father. Who found love in a broken human. That cas. Was supposedly saved by jack offscreen (he never felt like he was important enough to the winchesters. Always felt like a burden unless he was useful and he was no longer useful!) and returned to heaven. Dean doesn't even say his damn name!!! Supposedly sat around in heaven and allowed the man he loved and who he had died to save multiple times, just... die on a hunt. Didn't try and intervene? Didn't say screw Jack's "hands off" rules and go and heal dean to stop him from dying?????? THAT CAS???

And I've covered dean. Forced to die with just his brother there, scared and trying to be brave. Dying in the way he always feared/assumed he would. Forced into "paradise" after a whole lifetime of fighting for freedom (literally end of s5, cas to dean, peace or freedom? And dean stopped the apocalypse to choose freedom) with no huge party there to greet him. No lover to embrace him. Just his dad down the street, a silent shack of a car behind him, and a shiny toy to try and distract him (the impala).

Not to mention the endings this implies for literally every other side character.

Theyre in a hell of their own, designed by chuck as punishment for daring stand against him. Let them think they've won and then put them in their own boxes on a shelf out of his way.

It's so dark and bleak wrapped up in a shiny bow and we're told we should be happy but it's awful. Hands down the worst tv show finale of all time. Give me King Bran the Broken over whatever the hell Supernatural gave us any day of the week.

o k no but like it sucks because the good things that came out of all of it doesnt matter at the end.

Dean and sam finally have smth resembling a healthy relationship? Doesnt matter deans dead. For good.

Sam embraces the supernatural part of his life and has a stable beautiful romantic relationship? He gets married to some random woman who we dont see and leaves the life?

Cas is part of the Family and generally falls in love with dean AND ALSO THE WORLD??? is happy LIKE YK HAPPY HAPPY FOR MORE THAN TO BE DEAD? Nope. hes rescued off screen by jack and is in heaven. The thing he ran away from since like. Season four.

Jack is accepted as Winchester and gets to be a kid? Nope hes god now!

Against all odds, the winchesters find something worth fighting for for themselves? They find a group of allies, friends, family, people they care about?

Nuh uh. They dont matter. Ok will toss bobby a stick but he cant even be bothered to GET OUT OF THE DAMN CHAIR THE WHOLE TIME??

Yes, Yes I know, covid restrictions, i get it. But also just fucking sucks. The ending literally says hey look at all the good things they did? Look at everything they achieved and fought for and come to accept? FUCK THAT YALL

In Conclusion, it’s always been a horror story. And it ended that way. And that fucking suckksss

I guess a lot of people think theyre gonna get out of the life and have a apple pie life but a lot of the story for me at least is about not them escaping the life but like, realizing their life is about The Life ™, and making it theirs?

Like this isn’t about their dad’s crusade anymore.

I want them to live in their bunker together ok… i want my little found family to happy together, I want Sam to be a witch, like is that not the msot natural conclusion to his arc ever? Sobbing crying throwing up??

HES A BLOOD fREAK OK LET HIM BE MAGIC HES THE BOYKING OF HELL LET HIM BE THE QUEEN OF HELLS APRENTAICE anyway im gonna die

Let dean help peopleeee let him throw parties and barbeques. Let him help hunters…. Let him take after his real dad ok….. Let him cook for people……

Let Cas just be happy. Let him live yall, let him show his human. Give him a pair of dr martins boots, a garden and a beehive. LET HIM HAVE BEES. I BEG OF YOU I WANT HIM TO InSIST EVERY HUNTER WHO VISITS TAKES A JAR OF HONEY WITH THEM.

Let jack grow up, man, let him watch star wars and do community service, and be a nerd let him be friends with the other wayward children of the winchesters.

LET THEM MOURN. Let them hang photos of bobby and charlie and ellen and jo.

Your fanbase is like 90% gay. Have it end with found family and homosexual declarations of love. Dont tell us that at the end of everything, you either die, or learn to live like everyone else okay. Thats so fucking tragic.

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Elon and Trump are both posting through their crash outs over their mutual falling out on their respective social media websites right now if any of you care

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The long-anticipated war between Trump and Musk’s egos has officially begun

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When you are a classical musician and the public asks you to play Queen …

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Save me 2025 supernatural revival

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not aaron choosing 'take me out' as a wedding song (if he'd had his way) with the lines 'i know i won't be leaving here with you' like... my guy. you know you just married the wrong man

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Also what sort of message does it send to little kids that their only family would rather give them up to pursue their own dreams? That children are a burden to their older family members and hold them back from achieving their goals in life?

I refuse to see it. I love the original.

(Good on the university of hawaii not wanting their brand used in the movie, honestly.)

And sorry this is all so disjointed in its reply but also, my theory on the marine biology thing is down to them wanting the 'you're so smart you could be a marine' thing. Gotta shoehorn in the military propaganda!

I am spoiling the live action Lilo & Stitch. And I am doing it up front and plainly.

Do not fucking see this movie. Do not waste your money on this. Period.

They made Nani give Lilo up to the American government. They made Nani LEAVE Hawaii and pursue being a marine biologist. They made a native Hawaiian character give up her sibling to pursue a dream that she originally did not have. This is imperialist propaganda at its FINEST.

The original fucking movie is about family staying together. It's about indigenous people being able to stay with each other and stay in their home and be together! That's the whole fucking point! Nani is Lilo's last living relative on her homeland—it is jarring, it is disgusting and disturbing that Nani would not only leave her last blood relative alone, give her up to the very government that is harming native Hawaiians TODAY, but also travel to the "mainland" for her dream!

Not to mention, Nani's actress isn't fucking Hawaiian. She's much paler in photos and real life. They fucking darkened her for this movie.

Don't even get me started on the transgender subtext of Pleakley's "human" disguise from the original movie being completely erased in favor of him being played by a regular ass white man. Jumba doesn't have his accent, they made him more villainous, and his "human" disguise is a non-fat white man—which part of his original joke, I know, is that he was bigger and was more clumsy in the movie because of his size, but to have the main shape of his character completely removed is also fucking weird.

This live action movie is a desecration to the original. I encourage you to not see it, please. Don't give Disney any of your money on this one. Just watch the original. Please just watch the original.

The new message in the live action movie is disturbing and gross.

This is one of the most disrespectful live actions I've seen and heard of. I implore you to not watch it.

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https://x.com/cannistiel/status/1927210327600497043?

bronlies hate to see it

Oh this is good stuff (and from earlier in the month but I somehow missed it!) Thanks, non!