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Become an External today!

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“Before everything, before even humans, there were stories. A creature at a fire, conjuring a world with nothing but its voice and a listener’s imagination. And now, me and thousands like me, in little booths and rooms and mics and screens all over the world, doing the same for a family of listeners, connected as all families are, primarily by the stories we tell each other. And after, after fire and death, or whatever happens next, after the wiping clean or the gradual decay, after the after - when there are only a few creatures left, there will be one at a fire, telling a story to what family it has left. It was the first thing, and it will be the last.”

— Welcome to Night Vale, Episode 71, “The Registry of Middle School Crushes”

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THE GLORIA SCOTT - now all in one place ! once again thank you to candy and also owl for yelling at me 💛

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sherlock and co does sherlock SO WELL, he is human, he isn't a machine and he doesn't always understand. he is able to feel pain and suffering and victorias death leaves a mark because she was a victim and she had suffered her entire life, she didn't deserve that, she just wanted to change and he doesn't understand why her story was always going to end this way, because he wants to stop this from happening, he wants to help and his expression of this might not always be obvious but it is so obvious in this moment because that is what he has ultimately dedicated his mind and life to, helping others.

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has this been done before

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please help spread the word!

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"I asked chat gpt"

Ok and I asked the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home and she replaced all your kitchen utensils with roaches.

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"kill them with kindness" no, actually

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holy shit jmart spotted in my online financial literacy class???

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Bed against zero walls: You're a freak

Bed against one wall: Acceptable, but you can do better

Bed against two walls: Perfect

Bed against three walls: Do you live in a closet?

Bed against four walls: How???

Bed against five walls: What? That makes no sense...

Bed against six walls: Stop...

Bed against seven walls: I said stop!

Bed against eight walls: What are you doing?! That's too many walls!

Bed against nine walls: We've gone too far, I don't think we're in normal reality anymore...

Bed against ten walls: Hello? Is anybody there? How are there walls all perpendicular to one another?

Bed against eleven walls: We're definitely not in normal reality anymore

Bed against twelve walls: I think we're the only ones here. Just me and the bed.

Bed against thirteen walls: It's weirdly... cozy over here.

Bed against fourteen walls: Could this have been what I wanted all along? Solitude?

Bed against sixteen walls: Wait, Did you see that? We skipped 15.

Bed against twenty walls: No, this is definitely too much. Somebody get me out of here!

Bed against twenty eight walls: The skips are getting bigger, the walls are closing in...

Bed against forty walls: They're suffocating me...

Bed against sixty walls: Help...

Bed against one hundred walls: ...help.

Bed against two hundred walls: ...

Bed against five hundred walls: . . .

Bed against one thousand walls: . . .

Bed against five thousand walls: . . .

Bed against twenty thousand walls:

Bed against one hundred thousand walls:

Bed against five hundred thousand walls:

Bed against one million walls:

Bed against one billion walls:

Bed against one trillion walls:

Bed against one quadrillion walls: . . .

Bed against one quintillion walls: . . .

Bed against one sextillion walls: . . .

Bed against one nonillion walls: ...good night.

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this is what i sent

this is what i got

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Rita: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISTAH STEEL

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Hear me out. Somewhere Else but it's medieval england with a certain guy

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Another spooky surprise is here! On October 17th on WatcherTV and November 13th on YouTube, we’ll be premiering a three-episode special of Are You Scared? in collaboration with Rusty Quill’s THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES!

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This came to me five seconds before I fell asleep. Now I cast EMOTIONAL DAMADE.

Also:

Imagine being normal