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My humble offering to Her Majesty, @demilypyro

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Hey should i post my tits on the dash

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99% of compulsive itch scratchers stop right before the get permanent relief

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You really dont have to call me out like this its fine if you dont want to we can call someone else out instead if you want, i dont mind

(person who learned from childhood to make themself as small and unimportant as possible to avoid being a burden) yeah its okay we dont have to do my thing if you dont want i dont mind

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where is the saltines image

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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Suddenly starts making *nonverbal sounds*

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Had to cool off outside the ounk venue by pouring 3 cups of cold water on my head over the course of the night i was soggyy lmao

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Republicans loved the racism.

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Pet peeve: people online will act disgusted by the term "ageplay" because they don't actually care to read what it means and assume the worst and then turn around and call a pretty woman "dommy mommy" when that is literally ageplay

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just a cute little fact but august 1st is also designated as the universal birthday for shelter dogs whose actual birthdays are unknown

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distressing things to say to your friends

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*Negligent Pirate raising an Ipatch baby*

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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「crab-eating slime」 by UG | Twitter

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