pointless-blog-name

[pointless-blog-name]

IMPORTANT

Due to some.. things happening in a fandom i have heavily followed on this blog and the fact that ive been in a bit of a fragile place, I will be moving my activity to a new blog. Fresh start. This will not effect my art blog, i’ve figured out how to transfer it to the new account. If anyone cares or sees this or still wants to see my occasional ramblings, my new blog is @appreciate-tech-kids!

[pointless-blog-name]

if u reblog this in 45 seconds u will meet ur favorite musician(s). no matter what. they will be raised from the dead 4 u.

[pointless-blog-name]

taliesin jaffe is still the most valid motherfucker on the planet and the proof is that time on talks machina when brian asked him if he considered himself somewhere between his dnd characters (morally) and taliesin said “that’s hot” and started giggling

[pointless-blog-name]

I just wanna say, Caleb and his questions were the Most Important during the Zone of Truth conversation

If you just take the exchange between the two of them it basically goes

“What’s going on with you?” “This is what’s going on with me.” “Do you know why?” “No and I don’t want to.” “Are you a good guy?” “I think so.” “Should we still call you Molly?” “Yes, I am NOT Lucien, I am Molly.” “Ok, Mollymauk Tealeaf. I’m cool with you.”

It’s so fucking pure, man. Everyone else was grilling him about various details and how maybe he SHOULD pursue his past. Caleb just needed the basics. Once it was determined Molly didn’t remember anything and had no interest in remembering or reclaiming his past, all he needed to know is if he was a good person, and what to call him. Caleb is a good boy. A good sweet boy. And anyone who hates him can FIGHT ME.

[pointless-blog-name]

When Nott challenges you to a game

[pointless-blog-name]

Imagine Virgil and Patton in the Orpheus and Eurydice myth except Virgil’s no fool, Virgil’s no god damned fool, he’s not turning around, he’s not going to look, he’s going to keep walking and walking and walking out of that cave. He’ll be miles from the entrance and he won’t turn back, not until he feels Patton’s hand on his shoulder and hears him whisper in a hoarse voice, “Virgil, love, it’s okay now.” 

And then Virgil whirls around so fast you can barely see it and then he’s holding onto Patton, holding on so hard, and he’s never letting go, and he’s sobbing into Patton’s chest, and Patton just holds him and strokes his hair and whispers, “It’s okay. I’m here. It’s okay.” 

[pointless-blog-name]

sometimes u just gotta doodle the faves kissing. u just. u just Gotta.

[pointless-blog-name]

If It Takes Us Years

Summary: Roman hasn’t spoken to his former best friend, Logan, in nearly two years. He has pretty much given up hope on ever making up, when he gets a call in the middle of the night asking for help. Human AU, high school/college.

Pairings: Platonic Logince, background platonic Moxiety and CALM

Warnings: Off-screen/discussed violence, description of injuries and first aid (nothing too graphic), mention of a knife, discussion of being mugged, nightmares, a bit of crying, a significant but not excessive amount of swearing, talking about feelings (yuck).

Word Count: 6,753

Notes: This is the first Logince focused fic I’ve written and I’m honestly really nervous about posting it? It was a spur of the moment idea and I wasn’t positive where I was going with it (there is a…slight possibility of a sequel, but idk), but the wonderful @a-lexicon-of-words assured me that it was good, so…enjoy! The title comes from a lyric in the song “Solla Sollew” from Seussical the Musical, make of that what you will (actually it’s explained in the fic). Anyway, hope you like it!

To be entirely honest, Roman hadn’t thought that Logan had meant it when he had said he was never speaking to him again. But he should never have underestimated his best friend’s stubbornness, because four months later at graduation, not a single word had been exchanged between them. And after that lonely summer, Roman was sure it was too late. Logan really was gone.

Eventually, Roman could see that it was his fault as well. And over something so stupid as the dumb writing competition. He shouldn’t have used the story that they had worked on together for months without telling Logan (or putting his name on it). The $50 prize money hadn’t been worth it, but he wished he had gotten the chance to tell Logan that he had always intended to split the money if he had won. Instead, the money was still sitting in an envelope in his dresser. He didn’t have the heart to spend it.

He was packing for college when he found it again. He held the envelope to his chest, feeling a lump rise in his throat. It had been seven months since Logan had talked to him. Roman missed him so much. He put the envelope in his backpack and continued packing through the tears clouding his vision.

Roman left for college the next day. Patton, who was one year behind him and still friends with both him and Logan, tentatively informed him that Logan had left the week before. Roman pretended not to care, but that made it real, didn’t it? Logan didn’t even say goodbye.

Keep reading

[pointless-blog-name]

-they start out calling him “lan-lan” (some of them have trouble w/ that ‘sc’ sound)  

-he gives each of them their own nickname. 2 of them go by their scanlan-given nicknames almost exclusively when they’re older. 1 of them is a total ass if anyone but scanlan tries to call him by his nickname.

-all the quarter elves are really excited when they surpass scanlan in height. it’s mostly endearing given they’re all taller than him by age 5

-scanlan writes songs for them. he has like activity based songs (please take a moment to imagine scanlan singing the clean-up song), silly songs that make no sense, & lullabies, but he also has individual songs for each quarter elf.

-scanlan makes up all sorts of fantastic stories for them: some of them are bedtime stories, some of them are game-stories, where the quarter-elves get up & act them out, some of them some of them are stories to get them to stop crying after they’ve fallen or beaten up on each other (he never tells them any stories about vox machina - not while he’s babysitting; when they’re older, much older, they ask him about those stories)

-4 out of 5 quarter elves are picky eaters; scanlan’s the best at getting them to try new foods.

-speaking of food, scanlan invented a snack just for them. it’s called the SugarBomb. it’s exactly what it sounds like: the most disgustingly sweet treat on this side of tal’dorei. he feeds it to them right before vex & percy get home. cue quarter-elves rocketing off the walls for hours.

-vex & percy are convinced the quarter-elves learned the fuck word from scanlan. scanlan’s just as adamant that it wasn’t him. (it wasn’t him, it was pike)

-scanlan spends enough time with them that they develop inside jokes

       scanlan: three left socks

       quarter elves: *laughing wildly & refusing to explain the joke to anyone else*

-speaking of jokes: So. Many. Poop. Jokes.

- “where do babies come from?” “hmm, i think you should ask your parents” “why can’t you tell us?” “ because i actually enjoy being on speaking terms with your mother” “what?”

(bonus: the oldest quarter elf is a bard & this is 100% because of scanlan’s influence)

(inspired by this post by @mrandmrsvex)

[pointless-blog-name]

[pointless-blog-name]

Got to hold and pet these cuties and I was wearing my Virge hoodie so this was ofcourse the perfect time for some casual cosplay!

@anxious-patton can we get one?? Pleaaase?

@romananalogicality I follow your LRVerse and if I remember correctly Virgil has a bearded dragon in that so i thought you might like this!

[pointless-blog-name]

Sometimes your girlfriend has to go away but both of you have a predicted life span of 2 days so it’s scary

[pointless-blog-name]

a-slut-for-shakespeare replied to your post “TRINKET LIVES AS LONG AS VEX DOES”

From what I understand, animal companions actually take on the lifespan of their rangers, meaning that if one of the De Rolo children is a ranger, they could inherit Trinket and then he’d gain the child’s lifespan, so he could be effectively immortal as long as he’s passed down through generations!

ok where’s the fic about the immortal family bear-loom Trinket de Rolo

[pointless-blog-name]

consider: john mulaney is absolutely an immortal but he happens to be a very very young one. i’m guessing he was born in the 1920s and hasn’t aged a day since approximately 1945

[pointless-blog-name]

People who think Caleb is crushing on Mollymauk bc he is pretty are cowards. Mollymauk is crushing on this trash wizard and you all know it. Caleb is oblivious and Mollymauk is trying so hard to get this stinky magic man to notice him.

@mythicalscholar am i right or am i right

[pointless-blog-name]

this is how you fight capitalism

[pointless-blog-name]

i think. ok. like. john mulaney and the mcelroys aren’t actually that funny in terms of their improv/the quality of their jokes. there are people with much better written comedy sets and funnier improv, but the way that they deliver what they say it what makes it good. they could read the back of a shampoo bottle and you’d feel like you just heard a joke