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I swear to fuck. Richard Maddoc had *no right* to be there. Alex and Paul, I can see theu had their redemption/resolution. Calliope and Nada both loved and grieved Morpheus. Richard Maddoc had no business being there. I will die on this hill.
The people attending Morpheus’ funeral were *checks notes* his ex-wife, the woman he imprisoned for 10,000 years, the woman he had an affair with, the son of the man who imprisoned him in a christmas ball, the dude who enslaved and took advantage of said ex-wife, the woman who got him killed, and lastly his . . . friend
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Ok, so as an english person living in Scotland 🏴 I now actually really *get* the need for independence.
Here's my brief, foggy and perhaps mildly innacurate because im a bit shit with dates and names but bear with me. I was also drunk when i wrote this but it still stands
So, Scotland is one of the oldest *established* countries in europe, in 843 or 834 it became a recognised country
England, being England, kept on invading and there was a lot of dispute about territory.
You know thoose historical figures you hear about a lot, William Wallace of Braveheart fame, Robert the Bruce of Outlaw King. These guys were about in the 1300s. Contantly battling with England over their sovreinty
In 1314, the Battle of Bannockburn happens, Robert the Bruce pretty much destroys the English army near Stirling
1320, the Declaration of Arbroath is signed, stating the people of Scotland, not a king or leader, but the people theselves are sovereign, in quite a dramatic comparison so England's monarchy and heirarchical system. Yes, the Scots had kings and nobility, but the people were the most important, kings were not chosen by God
It was written in Latin, but says the following:
As long as but a hundred of us remain alive, never will we on any conditions be brought under English rule. It is in truth not for glory, nor riches, nor honours, that we are fighting, but for freedom - for that alone, which no honest man gives up but with life itself".
Boom, right?!
The union of the crown happened, im hhazy on it all, watch Mary Queen of Scots to get a fairly good idea. Its mostly to do with a lot of Protestant/Catholic issues, mostly fuelled by English politics, as far as i can see, but i. Could be v wrong. There was alot of hoo-ha regarding recognising Scotland's monarchy, especially involving the "Auld Alliance" with France, who England was continually picking fights with
1703: The Scottish Parliament passes the Act of Security, under which Scotland will not in future be bound to accept the same monarch as England unless Scotland is accorded completely free trade with England and the colonies.
So, the Treaty of the Union happened in 1707 (thats right, its only just over 300 years old) but lets just look at the curcumstance in which it was signed
In the years (maybe decades) leading up to this, England imposed some kind of tax or restrictions on scottish trading.
5 February 1705: The English Parliament pass the Alien Act, restricting scottish exports and trades. Big economic impact here. Many purses made a lot lighter.
So, the Scottish Parliament (made of nobles and officials, no vote for the people. Rumoura of bribery and threats abound) decide to enter into this Union. A draft is written, its voted in, the Scottish Parliament is dissolved. There was a LOT of anti-union feeling about this. Theres a rumour the Treaty was signed in an actual basement in edinburgh to avoid protests happening around the city. (I obvs dont know the truth in that)
Magically, when the scottish parliament was dissolved, restrictions were removed and scotland was able to trade freely as part of the "United Kingdom of Great Britain"
Now, theres a king, exiled, James, or "the Pretender", hanging in France, decides to rally troops from there and head back to try and sort a Jacobite uprising. This, in 1708, failed.
1715 sees another Jacobite uprising. Defeated
1720 Spain tries to. Help another Jacobite uprising. Defeated.
Honestly, just keep on going through rinse and repeat until the big one.
You all know Bonnie Prince Charlie and the 1745 Jacobite uprising and the absolute massacre of Culloden, especially if youve followed the Outlander series.
This was the last big rebellion. And I'll tell you for why.
Scottish culture was all but outlawed. Kilts, Tartan, Pipes, Gaelic, all punishable offenses. The Highland clearances happened (basically rich people owned the land, decided it was gonna make them more money to feed cattle than people and moved villages and townspeople to the most barren areas, on the brink of survival. A lot of folk were destitute, some left in ships bound for the US willingly , many were sent as punishment for even minor crimes)
Now, im not saying the Scots were angels and innocents subjected to English rule, a good few profited highly from Slave Trade and many oof Glasgow and Edinburgh's city statues are of questionable admirability.
But this Union of Equals is anything but.
In the 1990s, the Scots had to fight tooth and nail to get their own parliament back. This was under Labour and Donald Dewar became First Minister.
In 2014, there was an epic vote for Scots on whether to become and Independent country again. From polling at just 26%a year or so before, the Yes vote went up to 45%. Not enough to win the referendum, but a huge improvement. The Better Together campaign raised questions such as EU membership, pensions, currency, could Scotland afford it?
The DAY AFTER the No vote was announced, David Cameron announces EVEL (yeah, it looks like evil) English Votes for English Laws. Freezing Scottish MPs out of decision-making. So much for "Stay with us, Scotland. Lead us, dont leave us"
2016 the goddamned Brexit vote happens. It was 52/48 Now you know, if that had been the outcome for Yes, the uproar would have been "its too close to call" "thats not a big enough margin!" but because it was what an underlying majority of Tory backbenchers actually wanted, it was accepted. People who voted to stay in the EU were labelled Remoaners and the 16m+ who voted against it were ignored in favour of the 17m+ who voted for. Also worth noting, scotlannd voted 62% to stay in the EU. A much higher margin than to remain ppart of the UK. We were ignored. So much for Scotland staying in the UK to stay in the EU
Oh, and the last decade of Tory austrity has seen oension age increase and pension amount decrease. We've one of the worst ppensions in the developed world. There goes that argument
As a result of the Brexit vote, the sterling decreased in value. Fuck it, a number of Scots wouldnt even mind using the Euro if we were to rejoin them, but we'd be well within our rights to use our own Scots ££££
Also, the Macrone report shows pretty well that Scotland has a wealth of natural resources it would be able to use, we could definitely afford it.
Soooo, we comme to the "once in a generation" arguement. This was said a lot, by both sides. As a turn of phrase. Same as many things. Boris Johnson said he'd rather be dead in a ditch than take an extension for EU talks. He took that extension and thougb ive been thoroughly searching ditches up and down the UK, not spotted him yet.
Nowhere in the Edinburgh Agreement (the document agreement 2014 referendum) does it state "once in a generation". It *does* state that scotland can holld another referendum following "constitutional change". One word. Brexit. Thays one big motherfucking change.
If were talking about a generation, in human terms, thay could be 20/30/40/50 years or so. But if we're talking political generation, its worth noting in talks with Ireland, this was defined as seven years. Since the Edinburgh Agreement was signed in 2012,we're past that. And even if we go by 2014, thay makes 2021 the year we can do another.
12 consecutive polls have shown Yes well ahead for independence. Scotland also allows 16-18 year olds to vote. And EU citizens living in Scotland.
The point is, if Scotlannd wants it, Scotland shoukd be able to choose it.
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I do miss going to Edinburgh 🖤

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Oxymels and Fire Cider
If you are in the northern hemisphere, you are probably going through the cooler seasons, I know here in PA we are. I am enjoying the cool air after such a hot summer, my ghost peppers dropped so many blooms even in the shade! But I wanted to share my fire cider recipe here!
½ Cup+ grated horseradish (thanks mom!) ½ Cup+ chopped onions ¼ Cup+ chopped and bruised garlic ¼ Cup+ grated ginger 1 tbsp ground tumeric 2 tbsp dandelion root - dried 5 deseeded and chopped ghost peppers (you heard me right) Elderberries (I eyeballed it and used dried elderberries) Lemon Thyme - home grown Sage - home grown Lemon with peel thinly sliced ½ large grapefruit with peel thinly sliced 1 cup pickle brine Fill rest of container with Apple Cider Vinegar
Store in dark spot and shake daily for 2-3 weeks or longer. Let infuse for month or longer.
Once done, you can take as is or mix in honey to make an oxymel that is easier to down. For cough syrup, 1 part vinegar 2 parts honey - take tablespoon each hour or more as needed.
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Its not finished (and i know im just tumblr dumping tonight, its like i just remembered it exists and noone i know irl is following me so...) but im making my Pa a few bits, inncludinng this Terry Pratchett inspired bookmark. I quite like it.
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This is Millbank House near Ketlleholm, Scotland. If you take a wander down the Annandale Way, a lovely public footpath going from the Devil's Beeftib near Moffat all the way down to Annan, you'll stumble across this absolute beauty.
I dont know enough about the history, but i believe it was uused in World War Two as some slrt of barracks or hospital and not treated too well. Eventually, it was left to rot and fall down. You can still go in and find magnificent fireplaces and mosaic floors still in tact after all these years and the whole place give you a sense of wonder and amazement, as well as a great sadness.
The only information I've really been ablle to find on it is here : https://www.buildingsatrisk.org.uk/details/915795



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I havent had milk in my tea for more than three years.
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Holy shit, it me!
Day 10-12 // pancake plant + magic //
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To be a Local Witch
Throughout history and our legends, Witches and Wizards were the crazy men and women that lived on the outskirts of the village. Their craft was wild and strange to those that lived in the village, but, nonetheless, people would seek after their wisdom of the land, the plants, the local spirits, and for wisdom or guidance in their path. These men and women, often bachelors, would know the ins and outs of the region and often went walking alone.
Today, our villages are less rustic and more like local towns, and suburbs. But one can still be a Local Witch, and develop special connections with the land you call home.
Become a Local Witch:
Learn Local Lore Folktales, legends, and even tall tales develop the culture of a town or area. Learn these. Retell them over summer campfires, and over drinks with friends. People will start to LOVE your stories.
Start Frequenting locally owned shops and stores Develop connections and relationships with the owners and those that work there every day. Learn their names, and introduce yourself after visiting more often. Supporting locally owned shops helps small business owners and provides nourishment to your community. This is putting down roots, and develops your connection with the people that shape your town.
Find a Local Bookstore This is an extension of 1 and 2. Locally owned bookstores always have a Local Writers, Local Plants, and Local History sections. Ask inside where these sections are, and start devouring these books. Not only will you be supporting a local shop, but you have a direct source of helpful information. Oftentimes, employees and owners also know a lot of Lore. Talk to them about what you’re interested in learning. They probably have some hidden gems of information.
Learn about your Indigenous Plants Start researching and learning about the flora that grows locally, learn their lore, their uses, and magical or folklore associations. If Natives from your area used these plants, find out how. Learn where these plants grow and research local foraging. If you’ve never foraged, see if you can find a local group that can serve as helpful guides to stay safe. Never ingest anything unless you are SURE.
Start a local Plant Grimoire Keep dried presses of flowers and plants in it, draw and diagram to help you remember what they look like.
Learn about the indigenous animals Research their folklore and mythology. Start finding out what they eat, and what their habitats are. (Safely) Do your part to help foster their growth and health. This could be making insect houses to help local endangered pollinators, or leaving out special birdseed for endangered bird species in the area. (Safely) Start interacting with the non-aggressive species and leave them treats. This is great for birds, deer, rabbits, moles, chipmunks, hedgehogs, etc
Join local Conservation Projects Getting directly involved in wildlife conservation strengthens our spiritual and natural ties to the land we call our home. Taking personal responsibility and interest in it’s stewardship is honoring the spirits of the land, and the Gods.
Use Google Maps while exploring parks, or protected open spaces to drop pins and places where you find animal habitats or useful plants for foraging.
That’s all for now. More will come later I’m sure. Now go be the best local Witch or Druid you can be!
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Coffee Lore & Superstition ☕
☕ leaving coffee and bread inside a house will prevent ghosts haunting it
☕ bad luck follows if you stop using the regular coffee mug
☕ a cup of coffee will cure a headache
☕ when divining with coffee grounds, and the reader must not be thanked or the future foretold will not come true.
☕ drinking coffee might prevent you from growing facial hair
☕ if a coffee pot overcooks, it will bring bad weather.
spilling ☕
if you spill coffee on the plate under your cup by accident, you’ll come into money soon.
dropping a coffee while drinking, or smashing a coffee cup will bring bad luck
spilling coffee can be precursor to a blessing
if a girl spills coffee while brewing it, her lover is thinking of her
bubbles ☕
if the bubbles in the cup move towards the drinker it will foretells wealth.
if the bubbles in the cup move away from the drinker it will foretells loss.
catch the bubbles on your spoon and eat them to bring prosperity to you
one big bubble in your coffee is an omen for bad news.
a large bubble could mean a friend will arrive later.
bubbles gathering in the edge or the center of the cup indicates the weather, sunny in the center and rainy by the edges
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Describe yourself with only the pictures you have; you cannot download or search for any new pictures; tag some people.








I was tagged by @comic-books-and-bars and literally don't think I have anyone else to tag on here to be honest. But here goes
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The Canterbury Ghost- Oscar Wilde // I Know It’s Over- The Smiths // Ship to Wreck- Florence + the Machine // Work Song- Hozier
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Social Isolation Chat
I was tagged by @comic-books-and-bars
Four things I'm doing to get myself through these difficult times
1) sorting the garden out and planting veg etc. Mid march is a great time to plant potatoes!!
2) sorting out wee jobs in the house I've been needing to do for months but had no time. Spring clean, Marie kondo and shift things about to make it seem like a different place
3) I'm technically a front line worker, running a wee corner shop, doing our best to keep the local community with food a groceries, so we're open for now but planning a delivery service if we need to go down to reduced hours
4) Walks through the woods. I'm lucky, I live rurally with hunners of lovely woodland areas to explore. And we have some secret squirrel routes to follow meaning we don't meet a soul. Heading into the woodlands and r grounding yourself caan be one of the best mental health medicines in the world.
Just a note, I'm in the UK and so far, we're not actually in full lock down so have a bit of freedom to roam about, while still managing social distancing.
Stay safe, people, look after yourself. Learn a new language (currently trying Scottish gaelic on Duo), write a story (even if it's faan fiction or nonsense), paint something, draw a picture of your cat, plan your world wide adventure when all this is over. Learn yoga off of YouTube, check our some of the museums doing virtual tours online. Pamper yourself, both physically and mentally. ❤️❤️
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