poly-mechanisms
poly-mechanisms
Rotating things in my brain microwave wheeeeeeeee
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Hello Jon. Apologies for the deception-transmasc aroace (he/they/it/fae)
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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Another leyendecker study and this time with Mx. O'Reilly
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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Slimecicle: What is "graphic Destiel sex"?
(Context: He's playing a game called "Supernatural" and a mod pinned this message)
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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put a "∞" in my ask box and I'll shuffle my music player and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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i don't care if you live in new york city get normal about drug addicts sometime soon or jump in front of the trains
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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Love it when cats just give up and go “mow” like fuck yeah man
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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does anyone remember jrwi navyseal.
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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genuinely one of the worst things that’s happened to television in the last few years (exacerbated by streaming services) is death of Filler. going from 20 episodes to 8 because “we didn’t really need that episode where the main characters went to the beach right? it had no long lasting effect” but we DID!!! we needed to see how they act without the Big Bad Plot and to establish the dynamics between the characters and lay in the sun (do they forget sunscreen? how do they react to a thieving seagull? do they get buried in the sand or do they do the burying?). the plot isn’t everything. the action doesn’t hit as hard without the quiet moments. give us character development and our little scenes back
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
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poly-mechanisms · 11 months ago
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thank you for the tag! lets do this lol
uhh i dont have anyone to tag so anyone who wants to can do this!
tagged by @madscientist2739 :]
(starting a new chain bc it was quite long but here's the original post if u want to scroll through the polls)
Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!
tagging: @crystal-mouse @s-h-a-s-e @orangexmachina @andietries and anyone else who wants to! no pressure as always feel free to ignore :3
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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them missing their shot on trump... that reminds me of how i missed my shot with you. give me a call if youre feeling up to it
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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trying 2 figure out a zam design... he's some sort of silly little sprite to me
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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I would like to apologize to every single one of my wips ever
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me
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poly-mechanisms · 1 year ago
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do you happen to have the fagulator clip cause i really wanna use it but twitch crashes my laptop😭
heres ur fagulator
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