polyamshellscape

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If me and my partner ever break up, i'm taking their partner in the divorce as emotional compensation

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Thruple idea of a dinner date is going to ikea to buy house hold items and getting way too many meatballs

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we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

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Me, my lesbian spouse and our communal ace girlfriend going to pride to find me a man to charm

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Throwback to that time i was hooking up with a guy who, i was told, was also in an open relationship, only for him to admit AFTER he wrecked me, that actually his *wife* thinks he's at work and that he had a kid not even 3 weeks earlier 💀💀💀

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can y’all just… like or reblog if y’all are polyam-safe blogs

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[TRANSCRIPT:

Mafia dude: BOSS! We found out who the mole is! It’s polyamorous Tony.

Mafia leader: that rat fuck! I want him dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wife dead! I want his wi-

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The true meaning of Christmas is ✨polyamory✨

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The dog is not into it, you weirdo hahsah

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if ur polyamorous reblog this and put ur alignment in the tags

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realizing you're polyamorous because you want not one, but THREE weed-smoking girlfriends

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I went on a date with another guy, we both panicked when we wanted to pay the bill and that pretty much how being bisexual looks like

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@polyphiliablog on TikTok

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Showing my partners the interesting guys i found on grindr like its the pokemon go