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coryo life cycle

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having serious beef with another anon in a confession page is bringing me back to my roots

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some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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got so bad i turned to writing fanfiction

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

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no actually people do not deserve physical violence for writing snow fanfics

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can’t believe coriolanus had to fuck livia cardew cause he really hated that bitch

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People who have a problem with Coriolanus Snow fans are so annoying. Like the normal fans of him who would never support/defend his actions? That's like the majority of us. And he is a fictional character, he does not exist in real life, he is not real. Have they never been in a fandom before? Cause people WILL like villain characters no matter what, there's no point in shaming. "You only like him because he is attractive in TBOSAS" Well yes! That's how human nature is, looks are quite literally everything. If this was an evil AND ugly guy why would anyone want him??

Anyways we all hate *President* Snow though, tbh I only really love him in the Academy era at the start. Coryo's curls for life ✌

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Give me a long adjective I need it for soamethangly

quintessential

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Coriolanus Snow lying to himself when Sejanus calls him by his nickname after they escape the arena

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i guess ill just keep making shitposts till my artblock dies

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Highbottom really didn’t need to be doing all that 😭😭

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i need to redo my blog theme