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spot the difference

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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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losing it bc Saga went to get us lunch and tried to type “you got sprite, boss” and sent this instead. you got a spore. Bitch

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when you're talking about the character and the person who likes the character starts typing for a long time

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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

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ouhg...must torture the character in the facility. then have him kill people epicly. then ptsd nightmares

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The armor stays on during sex because it takes like five people to help me take it off and put it back on again and I’d rather not call them at this hour

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ima go on a walk but first ill check my endless tumblr dash

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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at the company holiday party and a buddy proposed "suicide via throwing yourself into the alligator moat at the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid, irrevocably changing the lives of dozens of horrified onlookers" as the coolest way to die which was the most inspired thing i've heard in a while

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we’ve been on that diorite

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there's a lot to shit on kojima for but I gotta respect that

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reminiscing on when i went cave diving a couple years back & another dude who was in there was playing minecraft music out of his backpack so i just heard c418 slowly approaching me from within an actual cave. shoutout to that guy

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I wanted to make a post that says "BookTok had a Dashcon" and then I realized that sentence makes no sense to 99.99% of people.