i tripped and fell on my penis and now it is shattered it shattered into five thousand pieces i would know i counted them i counted all the shattered pieces of my penis like glass one by one ans sorted them into the shape of my penis like a jigsaw puzzle and glued them back together and i glued my penis back on i have it now but its not the same it will never be the same nothing will ever be the same again i fell on my penis and broke it and it hurt i did not go to the doctor i should have gone to the doctor maybe the doctor could have saved my penis because i couldnt i miss my penis i want my penis back my penis my penis my penis
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sucked off elon musk once. he croaked and squealed the whole time and his cum had a yellowish tinge to it (like my teeth) lol. but it was kind of fun.
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i was born many fortnights ago but i just woke up yesterday
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Awesome art! Have you ever considered drawing him in an oubliette?
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why he kinda hot
why'd he have to touch himself like that to prove his point 馃え?
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ok google.com how i get mmy virginity back
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someone is gonna see this blog and doxx us and find my location and shoot me with a gun and theyd be in the right for whate i keep fucking posting
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scientists explain please WHAT aphrodisiac-laced hallucinogens are in gin why am i horny
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hey if you ever wanna give somebody a solid reason not to drink just show them my posts from this blog
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soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean
i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing
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eminem is a master shake gijinka
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