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recontextualizing fry and leela as an annoying but earnest twitch streamer and his inexplicably hot and intimidating girlfriend
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Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
Rotating Sandwich Mood Board
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trying out mods for balding gate 3 for the first time and quick question who is Jim and where can i meet him
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[me telling the story of how I survived an ORTBO and lived for two calendar days in a snowy forest] it was crazy
[my friend who once got a text from me saying my apartment has a night gardener] was the night gardener there?
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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this
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i would kill myself if somebody posted this on my music ahahaha
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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.
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you know how if a baby gets hurt and they’re about to cry but you can start laughing or cooing and they won’t cry but laugh or whatever instead? Yea.. don’t do that. It’s been proven that it makes them think pain is “funny” and they will turn into killers -___-
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