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‘aight, mate, we’re done! Looking like a proper little punk now, eh?
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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.
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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.
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Screaming gripping all my friends shoes trying to hold them back but they start smoking anyways
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Continually filling your mutual's dash with your blorbo like some sort of missionary trying to convert them

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adhd is so embarrassing ur basically like “I have to have fun right the fuck now or I’m throwing myself off the roof” 90% of the time and you also have very little control over this
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