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OMG!! I LET HIM WITNESS THE HORRORS CONTAINED WITHIN AND HE STILL LIKES ME! HE'S A KEEPER. 💍

I don't know what to do with myself today, so I'm gonna share this. It's been on my patreon for a couple months, but today I'm releasing it to tumblr like a rehabilitated animal. Be freeeeee

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BEHOLD! tenna undertale

(update)

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part 2 after all (direct continuation)

hahah whoops qwq!

EDIT: part 1 here

(deltarune)

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it is a start ÖuÖ

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looking for my biggest fan

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singularity 6 let him take a nap

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Hope yall are doing amazing. Here's soup lad.

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TAKE THIS FREAK, FOR YOU ON YOUR PC! (WHAT) FOR THE SOLID PRICE OF [0 usd] (WHAT??) HE IS [Free of All Charges] ITS SO GOOD I MIGHT [Die]

HERE!! ON VGEN <- CLICK THERE FOR TENNA (FOR FREE)

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the sequel that was asked for but . now when theyre not such bigshots the slop continues

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the fool.

speedpaint under the cut.

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anyone want sleepy jade art

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Made some lava lamps!!!!

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Greetings, virtual citizen! My name is Joan.

I am an internet dwelling creator and musician with both self training & classical training influences, along with almost two decades of experience under my binder I mean belt! You might have seen or heard something of mine floating around here in the past. :)

I got my start playing live instruments with my father when I was very young, and went onto participate in jazz band, choir & orchestra in school while taking lessons outside of class as well! I made the transition into digital musical production about 9 years ago, although I still live record as well and enjoy blending both mediums!

I began offering commissions a year ago at a friends suggestion, when my cost of living became much harder to manage. I have completed quite a few orders since then! There is no genre I consider off limits, but I will tell you if I have less experience with something in your request.

MUSIC I CAN MAKE FOR YOU:

Theme songs for OCs!

Theme songs for DND sessions!

Theme songs for just about any story or idea you have!

Background/AFK/Intro & Outro music for streamers and youtubers!

8-16 bit retro sounds for game projects!

Battle songs! Lofi! From breakcore and triphop to even classical!

And literally everything in-between!

CURRENT PRICES (REDUCED):

$30 for a 0-2 minute song!

$60 for 2-3!

$90 for 3-4!

$120 for 4+!

If you're interested, have any questions or want more examples of my work, please feel free to message me or send an ask! The first thing I do when someone has an order is explain the process, so don't worry about that. :)

If you're not interested in a song or cannot afford one and want to donate anyway, here is my KOFI. Every dollar goes into rent & groceries. Thank you so much for your help.

Have a safe day!

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Elegant Sparkle Kandi Choker Tutorial

Hello, everyone! This is a tutorial for my elegant sparkle choker design. It's mostly images, with a few gifs for steps that are a little more complicated. I have a small neck, but I'll include instructions at the end for sizing it up in case you don't. Here are a few examples of different styles you can make with this tutorial:

Instructions below the cut!

You want to use fabric-colored elastic for this, because you need the durability and stretch. Cut it to the longest length you can comfortably work with (you'll likely need to add more string later regardless), string on a lobster clasp, and put it in the middle of your string. Then, add three beads on each side.

Next, add a single bead onto BOTH ends of your string, and pull it down so it's together with your other beads.

Continue this pattern until you have almost finished the base of the choker. For me, this is 14 repeats, but consult the sizing instructions at the end to determine the right size for you.

Add 3 more beads on each end, like you're making one last repeat, but don't add the last bead on both strings. Instead, put it on one string, and pull the other through it, like this:

Now, you'll have the base of the choker complete. In the size I'm making, that should be 15 repeats of the 3 beads + connector pattern.

Next, string one end of your string through a couple of beads so it comes out of the bead in the middle of one of your repeats, like this.

Add two beads in the color you want to go at the top of the choker, and string through the next center bead. Pull it tight, and continue the pattern all the way around so it looks like the third image.

Tie off this end of your string and trim the end. I had a gif for this but unfortunately it was too big for tumblr, so I can't post it. Basically though it's the same as you'd tie off literally any other kandi. Afterwards, it should look like this.

Just like you did with the first end of the string, pull your other end of the string through so it comes out of the middle bead in your first repeat, like this.

This time, though, keep pulling it through the beads on the edge of your kandi until it comes out at the right place. For this size, that is the middle of the sixth repeat. I also had to add more string at this point, just do that with a triple knot or whatever you usually use.

String on 5 beads, and bring the string through the center of the next repeat. Repeat 4 times.

Pull the string through some other beads so it comes out of the center of either the first or last of these 4 spikes, facing inwards. I took a photo with the string loose so you can see how I did this, but the exact way you do it doesn't really matter as long as the string comes out at the right place.

Add 5 more beads and go through the next center bead, repeat 3 times.

Once again, pull your string through various beads until it comes out of one of the center beads, facing inwards.

I've hit the tumblr image limit, so I will finish this tutorial in a reblog - hold on a minute while I do that.

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these cruiseliner ads have got to try harder!! "we had mango cocktails & got to hear what 15 different 4 year olds want to be when they grow up" excuse me?! you paid thousands of dollars to drink alcohol on a boat that you shared with children??? where are the steel cage matches. where are the miku concerts! where are the sirens???? don't you hear them???????? DOESN'T ANYONE ELSE HEAR THEM