portalcryptid

[portalcryptid]

having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy

[portalcryptid]

[portalcryptid]

[portalcryptid]

Jason Voorhees - Born June 13, 1946 - Friday The 13th (1980)

[portalcryptid]

I just found out I turned half the male population gay

Story goes, a couple of years ago I digital painted this accursed image:

I don’t visit tumblr all that much these days but today I did, and I found a comment that said something along the lines of “Is this the original Ricardo Megamind meme?” and I was like “WHAT MEME?”. So I googled it and: 

MY NAME IS MARLENA SIDOR. I AM (or was until my tools broke) A FREELANCE DIGITAL ARTIST FROM POLAND.  AND I PAINTED THIS SH** 

I don’t mind it being a meme. It’s a fanart. I painted it for fun and because I really like that movie. I see this entire thing as a form of flattery. Also, you’re welcome, since this may be the closest you will ever see of a “live-action” Megamind (and considering how all the recent remakes of old classics are, it may be for the best). 

I only want to know one thing, WHO THE F** IS THIS RICARDO?

[portalcryptid]

[portalcryptid]

living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar

[portalcryptid]

i wish i could remember who made the recommendation to "make a list of all the different ways someone could feel about a topic in your fictional setting and then make each of them a character" because it is a great technique and is also extremely fun

[portalcryptid]

[portalcryptid]

I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

[portalcryptid]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[portalcryptid]

a MASSIVE amount of manga series (at least 140, and still counting) just got nuked from MangaDex from DMCA.

some of them have no official english availability.

[portalcryptid]

Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

[portalcryptid]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[portalcryptid]

Wizard disguised as a harmless beggar showing up at a castle and doing everything in their power to make themselves an obnoxious guest so that when the master of the house finally snaps they can declare them a poor host and put a curse on them, but nothing is working, and they're starting to wonder who's really fucking with whom.

[portalcryptid]