• Aiden • He/Him • 27 • in love with @LadyCh3rry • DNI if you are a day trader / options trader •
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0 note post recession indicator all my mutuals are working too hard no one has enough tumblr time let’s kill the tesla man
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continually astounded to learn that someone around me is actually for real christian. like. aren't you supposed to grow out of that
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there’s something so desperately miserable about the lyric “buy me some peanuts and cracker jack / i don’t care if i never come back”
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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liberals be like he bombed a country…. without congress approval
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a comic i started in november 2023, then didn't know how to finish as the numbers kept growing higher and higher. then they grew too high not to finish it
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i kind of feel like if you take "don't bomb iran" as an endorsement of the iranian government, you're not intellectually ready to engage in conversations about real-world politics. Go talk about steven's universe instead
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the way usamericans talk about their military fucks me up. thank you for what service like which service are they providing you with. they're protecting your country from what. they're fighting for the freedom of whomst. why do they need to do that for and why are they doing in it in the middle east
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living in "progressive" areas is always so funny, pastors will slide up to your clockable ass in public and be like "man isnt it fucked up how evil most christians are to you? im not im good. we're trustworthy. we've got a church nearby you can go to" and all the churches got lgbt flags flying outside and shit. who are u fooling bro? \*looks at all the lgbt christians ive seen and met* oh. oh you're fooling a lot of people.
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There is apparently an unofficial fox linux mascot
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Ancient Creature (rock) that existed millions of years before you and will continue to exist for millennia into the future
found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
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