SUPPOSED to be Greek myth sh*tposting focused on Elpis n' co, but I am very easily distracted. Oh and I also refuse to cuss (without at least censoring it)
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So a detail about Kafka that I like in the Kaiju no 8 light novel is that he hates dad jokes. There’s a scene where he’s talking to Kikoru. It’s about how he transformed in front of the tv crew and Kikoru said to not wag his tail which Kafka responds with the fact that he has horns. Right after he says,
“Back in elementary school, Kafka had a homeroom teacher who told dad jokes at a rapid-fire pace. Kafka remembered vowing back then that no such puns or gags would cross his own lips in the future.”
I love finding out more things about Kafka. The anime only scenes with him and Monster Sweeper and his chapter in the light novel makes me hope that we can get a data book of the characters with more information or details about them.
Though my headcanon of Kafka loving dad jokes is crushed lmao
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You can't convince me that this isn't a scene straight out of a fanfiction
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*Me watching the newest ep trailer for kn8*
*jumps heads first in leaving all doors open*
GIRL!!! @mechazushi
GIRL, LOOK AT THE NEW TRAILER!!!
IT'S FULL ON IHARENO *MWAH* TASTY, COME EAT DARLIN'!!
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Screaming, crying throwing up!! 😭🩷💙 i am so going to cry next saturday...........
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I found Kaiju no 8 Merch and I secured two Kafkas. If Five Below had the Kaiju no 8 Poster in stock that would’ve been here too.
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vaguely working on a vampire comedy about a group of vampires dealing with the death of their sire, not because they're mourning him, but because they're rapidly realizing that a lot of the Vampire Rules were him just straight up fucking with them
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My silly husband doing silly husband things 🥹
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Spoilers for kn8's last few chapters
What do you MEAN Isao literally gave Kafka his heart?????!??? HOW HAS THAT 1 SCENE NOT SINGLE-HANDEDLY GENERATED 50 DIFFERENT FICS ALREADY???!
Even before that, Isao overruled everyone so Kafka would have a chance to live. He's put so much faith in Kafka that it's SICK there's barely anything on them😭
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Isao Shinomiya still believing in our Kafka even after his many failed attempts shows what great men they both are.
#both of them wants the other alive and well because Kikoru needs her dad(s)#that's the main reason to me at least
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small brain: siegfried is a dragonslayer
big brain: siegfried is a dragon
space brain: siegfried would have become a dragon were it not for his one fatal weakness leaving him human enough to die to human affairs
huge enlightenment brain:
siegfried in orleans reveals that he doesn’t actually remember how he slayed fafnir (because it isn’t mentioned how he did it in the nibelungenlied, just that he did it), all he remembers is that he woke up in fafnir’s lair with both him and the dragon covered in its blood. nobody else was there to see him kill the dragon and he doesn’t remember actually doing it.
in fact, most of his heroic feats are told as hearsay by other characters in the nibelungenlied so there’s no real evidence that he actually did any of the stuff he did before his relationship with kriemhild started, long after he (supposedly) killed fafnir
both of his interludes revolve around the dragon fafnir as well as the treasure it hoarded being so deeply tied to siegfried’s existence that they manifest wherever he is summoned.
siegfried himself is repeatedly referred to as a demonic dragon and he says “I’m really more of a reptile…” when santa lily calls him a reindeer
his noble phantasm is also described as being simultaneously a holy and a demonic sword depending on who wields it, and he was faster at activating it when alive than as a servant because of a combination of inborn disposition and his heart being a dragon’s mana core, both traits which didn’t transfer to his saint graph properly
increasing the limits of siegfried’s saint graph in fgo gives him draconic traits
he is notoriously bad at the whole being a human person thing and lived his entire life deeply aware of how much stronger he is than everyone else and how he should use this power for others’ sakes, leading to him simply doing whatever was asked of him because he didn’t know how to determine what is just himself.
siegfried didn’t develop any desires of his own until after becoming a servant and his one selfish action in apocrypha and by extension his entire life was tearing his dragon’s heart out of his chest and placing it in another’s body so that they may live a life unbound by their creation
siegfried’s heart slowly transforms sieg into fafnir for SOME reason
they literally have the same blue glowing symbol on their chest
siegfried and fafnir are the same existence. the demonic dragon wanted to be a good human but lived as a machine because he didn’t know how. nearly all his feats are hearsay because “siegfried” did not exist to perform those feats until after “fafnir” died and only after being mistaken for a human his entire life to the point of having it influence his saint graph as a heroic spirit was he able to form human desires of his own.
siegfried himself is the dragon that he slays in order to be a person
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John: [revealing the darkest most horrific secret that he’s kept from Arthur for like three seasons, riddled with guilt and remorse]
All of us: That’s kinda sweet tho
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I think the whole bone Citadel idea has to at least be somewhat inspired by all the limbposting stuff right?
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John was notably horrified to see Kayne's orchestra of Arthur's, we thought it was because the concept in itself is assuredly gruesome, but really it was because he thought he had already killed every last one of him.
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Can we all agree we that we didn't give the villies enough credit. I MEAN LOOK AT THEM!! THEY CAUGHT THAT PIKACHU MORE THEN ONCE, now was the capturing method( Square hole) stupid? Yes. Did it work? YES.
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ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens gmail* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens youtube* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens an unstable vortex in time and space* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens ao3* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens discord* ok time to lock the fuck in *opens tumblr*
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