potato-elf
potato-elf
Mornings? I've only heard myths about those...
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potato-elf · 4 hours ago
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Iford Manor Gardens, Iford, England by Steve Lannin
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potato-elf · 5 days ago
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angry kitten after failed attempt to steal the food crying screaming
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potato-elf · 5 days ago
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Op turned off reblogs but I think everyone should see it
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potato-elf · 6 days ago
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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potato-elf · 6 days ago
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potato-elf · 6 days ago
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abled bodied people also need to understand that, for physically disabled people resting isn't "free time" that you can use up with assigning us tasks or duties because you're busy. it's an essential part of managing disability and some of us have a hard limit that we're avoiding by having days where we do nothing.
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potato-elf · 6 days ago
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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue
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potato-elf · 30 days ago
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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Jesus Christ I have JUST realized that women use FTM to mean full time mom on the app I use to find recipes. I was like WHY ARE SO MANY TRANS PEOPLE MAKING MEDIOCRE PASTA DISHES!?
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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Eilean Donan Castle, Dornie, Scotland
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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Me and the other echolalia girlies hopping into voice chat
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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this little freak keeps sneaking into my garden and rubbing himself all over my flowers??Hello?????
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
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potato-elf · 1 month ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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