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Amy/me

Hi. You look pretty cool. Just wondering why you were interested in following me.

Smiles thanks

Just tryna connect new people, a loving man

First of all, I'm old enough to be your father. And you look like you should have no problems finding a guy. And how do you know I'm a loving man?

I'll figure out if you're loving or not. And by the way it's wrong to think looks is what it takes in finding a guy, that's the problem beautiful people face

Everyone thinks definitely have somebody, even when they don't

Yep, know all about that. But why did you get in touch with ME?

Came across your profile

Is that a bad thing?

If you don't feel good about it, it's ok Chris

You haven't accepted my follow request

How old are you?

Said you old enough to be my daddy

Are you busy?

What was it about my profile that attracted you?

Nothing really, for all I know is if you're a responsible man, the type I'm looking for. I'll figure out by the way you talk

Home now

Doesn't sound very promising

Yes life is all a gamble

Your profile is private, can't even see your posts

So how do I answer what attracted me to your profile

I was just strolling around on IG, followed some couple of account this morning when I followed you too

Not enough

Not enough what Chris?

If I were you, by now I'd have follow my instincts

Good morning by the way

Did you have a nice night’s rest?

Good morning. What is your name? My instincts are that you're a scanner, but you don't fit the usual profile of the scanner in some important ways, so I've been willing to play along for a while until I got more info I don't use Instagram as a dating app but I do think you're really beautiful and you were into country music which I am too and I just thought that that was not very typical of a scammer. I'm also 73 years old. Did I answer all your important questions?

I'm Amy ....., and yes that has answered my questions

Do you still want to pursue this?

Anyway, I just allowed you to follow me and I started following you

If you'd like to get to know me better, see my tumblr page:

If not, have a nice life!

Wow it's great

I just checked your page and it's absolutely wonderful

So when did you start to learn fishing?

September

I've always been a sailor and I had a sailboat for a long time that I raced and cruised in, but I decided to go over to the dark side as they say and, yeah that's my goal to learn how to fish

*sailor

Ok I hope you're enjoying it as it's your goal

Where do you live now ?

Marblehead

You?

Ogden Utah

You in MA?

Yep,

How old are you?

34 years old, I'm a single mother with a daughter Anita. She's four years old.

Yeah, I saw her, and she's cute. She'll give you a ton of pleasure for the rest of your life, she was one of the key reasons why I decided that you were for real and the good human being

Yeah, I can understand why you wouldn't necessarily find a good male connection out there. The talent pool I guess is small

Smiles, thanks. Yeah she's also the reason I'm still on to today. Life wasn't easy after the divorce with my ex but I thank God I've finally moved on

Alive on till today

Not really about the talent pool Chris, honesty goes a long way with me and most of these men don't have that

What kind of honesty do you value most? Give me an example of someone who wasn't honest with you

I hate it when their actions contradicts what they claim to be

My ex was a typical example, he was all fun from the beginning of the relationship until I got pregnant for him then I started to see his true character. He's nothing but a liar and a cheat

Made me cry so many nights, tried all I could to make the relationship work but nothing ever works, he blew it all up when he tried to rape my cousin

I had to move in with my friend Angela at that time because I've realized I won't let such a bastard raise my daughter for me, he can't make a good father. It wasn't easy alone at first cos I had to get some loan before I could get my own place

Cos I wasn't working at that time, my daughter was just 2

Wow...

Hey, I need some time to internalize that and plus I'm getting drowsy. So it's nap time. I'll text you later, okay?

Maybe we can talk on the phone

Soon

Ok talk later

Have a nice nap

What's your phone number? Mine's ....

Hey...

Scammer..

What???

I don't like to be rude to elderly people, but why on earth would you have called me such a name??

Because of my late response or what?

Fuck I hate impatient people

You know I'm a mother, I have a daughter to look after. Is texting you suppose to my priority when I have a little girl I'm taking care of, plus I have me

You don't even care to know what's up with me or what's going on

Look Chris, I'm not forcing to be a friend with you ok. You're not even patient 😏

Love the I don't want to be rude to elderly people comment

Look, I can explain but I can promise that after your reaction I will never doubt you again!

What's your explanation Chris?

1. I thought you might have a Facebook page, and I ended up learning that there was no Amy... living in Ogden Utah

2. You’ve still not explained to me how it was that you came upon me on Instagram and what it was about me that attracted you.

Got facebook jailed and I moved to instagram and gab

I don't come upon you Chris, I came across your profile

Didn't

Damn auto speller

I hate auto speller

Fine, but what was it that made you decide that I was someone that you could be interested in

When I asked you this yesterday, you said something like, nothing.

Yes nothing, I'm not interested in you yet until I find that you're a responsible man

I'm looking for a man who is loving and caring, someone I can trust and confide in.

Most men on here are not responsible, what they want is a night stand or some sort of sex talks and I'm not into all of that

your answer sucks

So when we talk and I get to know the type of men they are, that's the end of the conversation

I'm sorry I suck for being honest

Well, was it the photo?

Must have been something. How many guys are you messaging now?

Yes the photo is always one of those factors, but the most important is character

That's what's really gone determine how far we go

Sounds like b*******

Chris q explain something to you, it's not true if I tell you I wasn't attracted to your photo

But if I text you up and figure you not responsible enough to raise my kid around, that will be the end of the conversation

I've tried with many men on here and they failed woefully

Right now it's just you and one other guy from the UK, he's name is Alan

Oh really? And what about me? You think you're the only one making a decision here?

If we work out there's no point I'm continuing with you, and it goes both ways if we work out

I'm a one man's woman

No I don't think so

We all have choice and preference

So what's your own ideal type of woman

Anyway you wanted to know why I doubted you, and there are two reasons there. Another reason is that you don't seem to be living in Utah

That don't look like Utah

Well I don't understand what you mean by that

Is there a way we're supposed to look where we're from Utah

No silly

I bet you have trust issues that's bigger than life

Ha!

Well according to whitepages.com , you live in Clarksville Tennessee, and have lived in Utah New Hampshire and a bunch of other places. I'm not saying that all of this is true, but you blame me for doubting you?

Not really I blame the world we live in now

I never lived in Tennessee tho, it's up to you and what you believe Chris

Why so much trust issues? Can I ask you ?

Well, I did give you my phone number and my Tumblr page. You know 10 times more about me than I know about you

Plus, here you are, you get in touch with me straight out of the blue, you’re blaming all of humanity for your problems. There are so many red flags, I don't know where to start. Anyway, I still trusted you in spite of all of this

*blaming all of humanity

I'm not gonna tell you about my problems anymore

Not even anything I'm going thru

Thought you cared to know

It's not that I don't care, I thought I listened pretty well yesterday, it just seems you've learned nothing from your past

I don't know where you grew up, where you went to school, what your mom and dad did for a living, and a million other basic things.

Look, I don't want to put you through more than you've already been through.

The chances of it working out between us are about 1 in 1,000

What made you say it seems I didn't learn from my past?

Chris I want you to feel free to ask me whatever is it you wanna know about me

More than I've been thru?

Oh you gonna hurt me Chris? 🥺

This level of honesty is top notch

That we all need to take responsibility for our past

Anyway, the only reason I'm still talking to you is this feisty, spirited side of you, which I really like

Love sarcastic women

That won't end here lol, cos that's just who I am

I already took responsibility for my past Christ, I did all I could to make sure my daughter and I can live happy without my ex

Sorry, that was a mistake

And yes I was able to do that, wasn't easy. But I did what I had to do

Like a butt call

Chris not Christ

I know... I can figure it out. I know that there are voice dictation typos

Yeah yeah

Look, let's talk on the telephone soon.

Yes pretty soon as I get my phone fixed or get a new one, looking forward to my next check to do that Chris

My cellphone fell off from my daughter while she was playing games on it last weekend and it's been malfunctioning real bad

I'm not really a fan of texting either, voice is better

Okay, that sounds like 100% b*******

Look Chris, enough of this convo

Everything, I mean everything should like bs to you

And that's not my fault, you blame your trust issues

That's a good one

I'm sorry if I sounded rude

But I think we should just stop this, I hate it when I do this

Yeah, I think the same thing. You want to wait a day or two before we finally decide?

If you want to

And please promise not to say those words "bs or spammer" for the day or two ?

Is that a deal ?

After your initial reaction this morning I don't believe that

Don't believe what?

That u are a scammer

If you can help with some $$, I'll drop my phone off on my way to work at the repair shop and pick it up on my way back from well, so we can talk on the phone in the night just to clear all your doubts

Cos I can see you have a whole lots of doubts

Plus I'll love to know what and who really messed with your trust. No one's built this way I believe

Signing off... Asking for money? Really?

I don't understand. We were just having a conversation, weren't we ? All that just to clear your doubts Chris

I don't need it for bills or food or anything but I'm broke at the moment and can't afford the repair until my next check, if you'll wait it's absolutely ok honey

I don't like to ask men for favors, it makes them feel you love them already and that's absurd

We were just having a conversation

Well I'm not surprised if you stop talking because I asked you for a favor, you called me a spammer for not responding

It wasn't for not responding, it was for the other reasons I stated. In any case, as a couple we started fighting awfully early. Lol. Anyway, if it did work out, what do I get out of it? I've already raised three of my own children. What makes you think I want to raise another, even if you're both very cute? Do you really think I don't have any prospects closer to home?

Do you call all this a fight Chris?

And BTW what do you mean what do you get out of it if we work out?

You're getting what you suppose to get out of a relationship, and that's love, peace of mind with a ride or die partner

What else do you expect?

Yes, I do

Hello

Guess you're busy

Yes you do what ??

Think that we be been fighting

Smiles, lol

Good morning

How was your night?

Good morning

The usual. I sleep like a log until 3:00 a.m. and then I dozed after that 💤💤

How about you? You seem to be an early riser

What's the time there now in MA?

8:30

Yes I try to go to bed as early I can, because I have to wake up early before my daughter wakes up because as she does, she wants to be with me everywhere disturbing

Do you work?

So before she wakes up, I already clean the house, kettle breakfast and clean the house

Yes I do, I'm a graphic designer

That's a good job for a mom since you can usually work from home

I work 9-5 pm monday thru Friday

I work for a printing press here in Ogden

When you say kettle breakfast, do you mean you cook it on a fire outside in a kettle? Sounds pretty cool, but a lot of work

Just about 15-20 drive away from home

No wanted to say make breakfast

How you doing today?

Any plans ?

Yes another busy day…

For someone who's semi retired, I don't seem to have much well, I was going to say free time, which is not exactly true, but I usually have two or three major things I have to do each day

Do you drop your daughter off at school before you go to work?

She's just 4, my landlady babysits her while I'm working

And what are the major three things ?

Well, today I'm writing an email to the commodore of my yacht club to complain about the accounting department, I'm sending an email to my sphere of influence and past clients telling them I switched real estate companies, I usually try to fit in a nap in the afternoon, and I have to clean up this f****** condo today, which will take at least an hour

Can you clean up the house by yourself?

Do you live alone?

Well I wouldn't be able to? I actually had an appointment yesterday with a cleaning lady to come in, but she canceled at the last minute.. ugh

Just asking if you'd be able to do that

That sounds like a lotta work for you

Why, because I'm elderly LOL

Yes

Isn't it ?

Do you have a LinkedIn profile?

No I don't

Gab, instagram

What you doing now besides texting here?

Why? I'm writing that email. What's gab?

It's a social networking app, works like twitter but somewhat wider

Ok lemme let you take your time on that email

You can text me when you're here again

I'm making breakfast at the moment

Roger

In a big kettle, right?

No I corrected that, it was an error, darn auto speller I hate when this phone does that

Just teasing!

Lol ok

I owe you one for that

Hello

Guess the cleaning gets you really tired

Hehe

Love the sarcasm

Smiles 🙂

How you doing ?

Great

Good to hear

How did your day go?

How was your day?

Day was long busy day and yours ?

Not working tomorrow, I feel good lol

Do you usually work on Saturday?

No I only work Monday thru Friday because of my daughter

I wish I could take a second job lol

Why?

Bills 🥺

But my daughter also needs me, I hope you understand that

Of course

I'm in bed right now. Where are you?

Sitting room, watching TV. Just finished having dinner not quite long ago

Had bread and brunswick stew

How about you?

What's up with dinner?

Let's exchange selfies... It would be nice. You'll get to see me bare chested

Or more!

Okay

Who goes first?

Anyone

She won't lemme take a pic in peace lol

Cute!

Omg, cute!

Smiles, thanks

Your turn now

I took it, but I don't know how to send it through Instagram

Click on the icon beside the icon that looks like a microphone on the text board

I also got a haircut today.. you like?

Wow looks nice

Nice pic

Yes I like dear

You look great with the smile 😍

I'm glad you found a way to send that

Yeah, I've never sent pics Instagram before it is pretty easy

You are wicked cute!

What does that read dear?

My tattoo?

Yes

And how long have you had it?

Corona venient delectis

Maybe a year and a half

And what does that mean

Victory shall come to the worthy

It's the motto on the coat of arms of my grandmother's family

Wow that's beautiful

I'm pretty proud of it. The coat of arms is minus the shield

And it's true

That's minus the shield, victory shall come to the worthy right?

It's absolutely true, I love it

IG is not showing me the photo... Can u see the coat of arms?

There's a dragon on top

Is there a way you can send that to me?

Maybe take the pic and send

You mean a better shot of the tattoo?

Yes dear

Sure

That's my other tattoo

I can't get a good shot so I'm going back into last year's photos on the camera to get you a shot that was taken at the tattoo parlor minutes after I got it

This says amor fati

I'm waiting

I hate impatient people!

Meaning

Oh really ? Lol

Yeah

Does that remind you of anyone?

Smiles

You gonna get back to me with every word I say to you?

Oh well it's fun, bring it on lol

Wow this is beautiful 🤩

Do you like my big guns?

Yes dear

Did I hear a bit of sarcasm? Bring it on,

It's a little bit different from yours on the image

But yours look better without the soccer team shaped logo

Hey... whaddya mean?

I mean your tatt looks better than the image you sent just now

Too many details in the image, the tatt is brief and beautiful

Yeah, I didn't want the shield because it would have made it too busy, would take too long and therefore be more painful, and cost more!

Emphasize on the pain please, that's enough reason.

Just kidding, it makes more sense brief and beautiful

You're right it'd be so busy with the shield, I love it this way you have it

Do you have any ink? Don't worry if you don't.

I don't, just nose piercing

You like ladies with tattoos?

No!

Maybe a little butterfly on your butt, but that's it

No one ever asked me to do it, also it's not really my thing but if my man wants that, I'll do it in a private place

Oh yeah like on my butt lol

By the way I would like to see your boobs eventually, but not tonight

Your butt too 😉

Signing off... Really?? Asking for nudes??

Does that remind you of anything? Lol

Touche

Good one

Told you I got you 🙂

In my defense, I have been sk***ed before and that's how it started

I think we're beginning to develop a real connection, and I am not sure I wouldn't want to keep up even if I thought that you were trying to do this, as long as I thought your feelings were real

What started Chris?

I don't really understand

Thought i was trying to do what really?

Still there?

Yep I'm

This French girl was about your age, had been abused by her ex husband, and couldn't talk on the phone because her phone was broken and she asked me for like $300 to buy a new one.

I mean calling you to figure that, there is no record of you living in Ogden Utah, currently at least, no Facebook page, no LinkedIn profile, don't you think it sounds a little suspicious? What I'm saying is I don't care, as long as we continue to develop our connection

I don't care!

True, I don't have a LinkedIn profile, and my facebook stopped using Facebook because of the Facebook jail. When I can't even post in peace without getting a ban

Do you know about the Facebook jail ?

Okay I understand you now

And whitepages.com has no record of you in Ogden

You're back to the doubt game is it

Are you falling asleep yet?

Yeah, dozing off

By the way, it's not a game.

I'm taking a risk with you, I'm doing it because I think you're worth it

Maybe not, got trust issues. It's ok

Maybe not a game, got trust issues. It's ok

That reminds me of your tattoo

I don't have trust issues

It's ok Chris

I'll find out what you have really with time lol

Well give me your street address in Ogden

1142 E, 2110 N. Ogden Utah

Why do you need my address?

See, every time I think I finally nailed you, you prove to me that you're real. Anyway, I am starting to fade, so good night and sweet dreams, and plenty of these

Good night to you too

Have a wonderful night rest 😘😘😘

Don't really understand what you mean by you nailed me, but it's ok we talk about that in the morning

Çheck out the story. I posted today on Tumblr

I just did, it's an interesting story

Ha... you're a awake

As usual I woke up at 3:00 this morning and I did those a while but I don't think I ever really fell asleep again

Just got up not quite long ago

No rush on this, but take a picture of your house, or what you see when you walk out the front door and I'll do the same

Saw a fantastic movie on Netflix last night, The Power of Dogs. Check it out

Good morning

Hi are you there?

Good morning!

Afternoon here

It's almost noon here

Been busy mowing the yard

Can I see your yard? I think I saw like a small animal, like a little girl or something, in a photo you sent of you and your daughter. You live in the country? In Ogden Utah there's probably nothing but country

"a little donkey

I'm inside now, will send pic later

Yes the donkey is for my neighbor

How did you end up in Ogden? Were you born there? Where did you go to high school? College?

Georgia, moved here to start a new life after my divorce with my ex. My friend I told you I moved in with, her name is Angela she lives in Salt lake

It wasn't easy but that was the best thing to do at that time

Where were you living before your divorce?

Lawrenceville GA

I started Georgia up there

Georgia is your daughter, right?

Yes I have birth to her in GA

Her name is Anita

so you followed her to Utah? Did your husband kidnap her?

No, try and read what I sent again. That's not what I'm saying

I stated Georgia up there, not started. Do you understand now

Lol.. before you get mad at me, you should go back and reread what you wrote

You asked where was I born, went to high school, college

Said GA, and I answered how did I end up in Utah question too

How about now?

Well, as near as I can tell, after you got divorced you took Georgia and moved to Utah to stay with your friend Anita, right?

Understand?

Yes but not with any help from you. Because you said that Georgia was stated in Utah not started. What the heck does that mean?

Also, you said Georgia move to Utah to start a new life after your divorce. Maybe I'm not so dumb after all!

And you never did answer where you were born, where you went to high school, and where you went to college

The answer to all that is Georgia dear, and that's why I stated Georgia in my first answer

I don't mean to be condescending, but are you okay? Cuz either you're crazy or I am, and I don't think I am

Yes I'm ok, I'm not crazy

What you doing now besides texting here?

I've been sitting in my car outside of the YMCA since 11:00 so that means going on 3 hours, waiting for the road service from Mazda to come and fix my flat tire. So I've got plenty of time to waste on silly text s

I came here at 9:30, went to a spin class and worked out for 45 minutes, so I've been here I don't know what 5 hours?

You're a christian, that's good. Do you go to church ?

Have you spoken to their road service yet, and what are they saying now?

Do you call texting me silly? 😧

Today, yes. And if you want to get into a fight about it, you know I kind of enjoy that right?

And how does waiting here make me a christian?

Really?

Enjoy fight ?? 😒

I assumed lol, YMCA is for the men christian association

My bad, I kinda jump too quick in conclusion

Boy, and how!

Did you read my dating profile on tumblr?

I'm sorry YMCA is for young men's christian association

I forgot you're an old man lol 😂

Lol

When did you post that up ?

Is it new?

It's on Tumblr, it's been there for about a week

What are you doing today that you could spend so much time texting with me?

I say in the dating profile what my religious beliefs are

Relaxing at the moment, Angie is with the landlady.

Will check it out again

See ya

Oh you said check it out, not checking out right

I've got to take a 5 minute break so I can call the road service again

Ok do that

Sing sing (same thing) as always, every time I call well the first time I called I got a hold of him briefly and then the call was dropped. Ever since then I get the message that his mailbox is full. It's a good thing I didn't have anything scheduled for this afternoon, I was going to watch a couple of college football games.. LOL

Sing sing equals same thing

I think I just wrecked the tire... I just drove on it to get the car at the entrance or to the entrance of the parking lot so I can see him once he gets here

I think today I'm not going to get much done, thanks a lot for hanging out with me 😃

Your profile says you're agnostic but culturally a christian

Can you say a little more about your belief

How are you gonna get home if he prolly don't show up?

I can always take an Uber

Better

The Mazda rap says he'll be here in 20 minutes

That's good to hear

I got this car brand new last October, and 24-hour road service comes with the car, right? So I let my AAA expire, big mistake!

What have you eaten today?

Be right back Chris

Gotta plug my phone to light ok

Good question, not much, as a matter of fact, nothing but a latte and a plain croissant. This is why I've been losing weight, because I've been missing meals

I was on my way to the tropical smoothie place when I discovered the tire was flat. I even ordered a smoothie, which is obviously totally melted by now

By the way, your phone seems to work fine.. LOL

Okay, I went inside the y and got one of those fruit yogurt cups with a granola that you mix in. That was the only food they were still selling

I'm thinking of this line from a movie called The program, which is, a perfect ending for a f***** up day.. LOL

You? there

Hey dear

You should eat well, or you like how you losing weight??

No my phone is a darn phone, if I don't switch it off it don't charge on time

It's really crazy but I stuck to it because right now I'm broke 😕

Wow nice pic

Who took that pic?

I'm here now dear I'm sorry for leaving you alone for this long

Didn't mean to, my phone was acting up real bad after it charged for a while, got frustrated then I left it back to light, and went to do some laundries that I had to do

How did your day go?

Tell me about it

Don't worry, sweetie. You stayed with me for a long time.

After more than 4 hours I think it was probably around 4:00 so that's wait a minute it was already dark so it was probably around 5:00 another tow truck came, he took off the old tire and put the spare on and it was all over in about 10 minutes. I stopped on my way home to get some delicious sushi and I gorged on it and on homemade vanilla frozen yogurt for dessert. I just finished watching the movie we were soldiers once, and young and I'm really fading but let's talk tomorrow

You really had a long day

Ok, good night Chris

So cute 🤩

I love ducks, and did I tell you I was getting a puppy

I thought you'd be asleep

Nope, you haven't told me about it yet

This videos are fun to watch lol

But I'm low on data balance

What's your service provider Chris?

T-Mobile, you ought to think about your career if you can't afford to buy a phone.

It bums me out when I hear you say you're broke, because that was exactly what the French girl told me coming and it makes me think you're not being honest with me. You're really starting to grow on me, but we can only keep our connection if we're totally honest with each other, and there are so many red flags and holes in your story.. sucks!

Please dont work your past on me, I'm not not the french girl and she's not me

I've been nothing but honest with you from the beginning, I don't know what you talkin about holes in my street

If being honest or telling you what's up with me, sucks. I can promise not to say anything about me to you again.

For example, you never told me where you were born where you went to high school and where you went to college, in spite of the fact that you said you did

I told you Georgia

I said it over time

What city or town where you're where you born in, what was the name of your high school, and what was the name of your college?

Lawrenceville

Central gwinnett high school

What did your mom and dad do for a living, do you have any brothers and sisters,

Underwood University in suwanee georgia

Dad worked for a construction company in UK, my mom was a cashier at a nearby store in lawrenceville. I'm the only child of my parents. I lost my dad a few years ago but my mom is still alive living at her parent's house in TX. She inherited the house from her parent.

I know it's not fair of me to ask you these questions and then to fall asleep, but that's what's happening. Thanks for filling in the biographical details. Talk tomorrow?

Ok good night

💤 sweet dreams

Good morning Dear

How was your night?

Been up since 3am?

Well, not sure cuz I'm usually dozing...I can check my fitbit to see how much I actually slept/ Thanks for asking!

You're welcome

What you doing?

Thinking about you

Smiles 🙂

Oh really?

What you thinking about me?

A bunch of things. One of the things is that I like it when you call me dear, especially when it's sarcastic, like

yes, dear when I ask you if you like my guns

Smiles lol

Continue, tell me more

Well, that I'd like to be your lover 😘

Smiles 🙂

To be honest I love it when were chatting too dear

I wish we could talk on the phone

Right now

Well no pressure, no rush. Paycheck on the way but bills scary lol

What??

No what?

Don't wanna hear my voice?

ooh, I thought you were asking for money

I wanna hear your voice anyway

Really???

yes, why wouldn't I?

When did I ask you for money again?

Oh you can't give me your money?

Well no pressure, no rush. Paycheck on the way but bills scary lol

Why you not patient with me? Not even reading my texts carefully

Just saying no no no when I'm not even asking you for money

Talking about my bills not yours Chris

And it's not that I can't send you money, it's that I won't... At least at this stage

But I wasn't even asking you for money

Well it's ok Christ

Chris

Damn I hate auto speller

Be doing too much lol

Don't worry about it

Okay

Yes, I would like to hear your voice and also see you. Why don't we do a video caution

*video call

I almost promised not to tell you about my problems or what I'm going thru anymore last night

Remember?

yes

This phone is a darn phone, almost good for nothing except games and texting

let's use duo or facetime

When it fell down from my daughter, affected the camera and the mic, cos it fell real bad

Screen cracked

computer!

I don't have a personal computer at home

Don't even want to fix this phone, I'll buy a new one. I've had that in my plan

Hopefully before the holidays

I bet you don't know how hard it is for me as a young woman alone with my 4 years old daughter, taking care of everything with no assistance from any man for 2 years

My friends always tell me they proud of me

Can't sleep with no man for money, if the feelings not there, then it's not. I had to stay my lane, focus and took time to heal before trying out relationship again

bullshit.....you're a graphic designer w/o a PC at home?

doesn't exist

Chris it's ok

Let's not continue this ok

So I have to work at work and work at home too

That's ridiculous

Look take your trust issue to someone else please

Always making it look like I'm looking for a job here, you're the only person being protective here

Like I don't have anything to lose here either

look, I said it would be nice to be your lover, and you immediately brought in bills and money

Did I ask you for money ????

Told you my paycheck on the way but my bills scary

How is that text for you

Look it's ok Chris

Have a good day

wait just a minute please

What

Read my texts again and point out where I asked you for money this morning

This is getting real frustrating

what's the connection between making love and money?

I don't understand Chris

Well to my understanding, if you wanna make money, you work. If you wanna make love, you look for love

I'm not looking for money here because I work too, you're the one being over protective like you have the whole world in your hands

What's really going on ?

I'm still waiting for you to point me where I asked you for money this mornig

OMG!

Ok I'm sorry if I sounded rude

Gotta go ok

Please don't do this to me again Chris

I'm a soft girl, I hate stress

Well, that I'd like to be your lover 😘

Smiles 🙂

To be honest I love it when were chatting too dear

I wish we could talk on the phone

Right now

Well no pressure, no rush. Paycheck on the way but bills scary lol

Now read that carefully Chris, and tell me where I was asking you for money

look, I said it would be nice to be your lover, and you immediately brought in bills and money.

Stupid phone sent that not me

Let's end this. It seemed like we were enjoying each other's company. But i just don't think you want to have sex with me. That's fine

Sex??

Is that all you want from me?

Welcome to the world of men

Really???

Reread my dating profile

Hi. I only want a tiny, tiny fraction of the women that I know. When you look at it that way, it's kind of an honor. 😄

Hello

Good morning dear

You know how much I love it when you call me that, but this time I don't think there's any sarcasm

How was your day yesterday? What did you do?

Great and how was yours too?

Went to church, came back and clean the house. Had company, my friend Angela came around

Mistake

What church do you belong to?

Sounds like you had a nice day

Pentecostal

How about you?

What did you do yesterday

Kinda

It was fun to see Angie

I went out in the morning and I did some grocery shopping and ran a few errands qqq hello are you Chris yes okay no no here just give me a chance I'll get some clothes on

that last bit was the cleaning girl.. she's here!

I bet you couldn't do the whole cleaning the other day lol

What you doing besides texting here now?

Helping her find places to store Staff

Stuff

It’s not that I can’t do it, it’s that I don’t want to. Plus a professional does it so much better

Anyway I have an idea I wanted to run by you . Show me a picture id and I’ll send you a money order for. $300 So you can get your phone

With your name and address

See

Hey I'm here now

Getting ready for work dear

Can't join video call, told you about my phone Chris

Still don't believe me?

Too bad

That was actually a butt call, but I would have sent it before if I've known I could

So that was accident?

What type of phone do you use?

Motorola edge, but you can get a good Motorola g for under $300 and it's a totally good phone

I want samsung dear

Or an iphone

I don't like motorola, I never used one

You're truly old lol

Well, you'll just have to pay for it yourself

That's what you think..

Just kidding about the age lol

But my choice, I'll prefer a samsung

I'm not asking you to buy for me dear

Don't get me wrong please

Just saying

I don't mind. Do you know why? Cuz I bet I'm better looking than any boyfriend you've ever had, and a better lover

Awwwwn 🙂

Really?

Show me you're a better lover baby 🙂

I can trust you right?

Since I obviously don't trust you, why should you?

Do you think that's a good answer

I'd prefer a yes/no

First you have to tell me why you're asking

What is a better lover if I can't trust you

I don't understand

How would I show you I'm a better lover on a text message??

There's a saying I know, it goes like a good weekend starts with the Friday

If the Friday bad, then the Saturday prolly be worse

First you havr to letgo of your trust issues, I'm not your french girl

Tell me little more about her

Still there?

Gotta go Chris, chat later

Will text on my lunch break

Have a good day 😊

Oh boy, you really do underestimate me, don't you? 💪💪

I don't, but I hate how you see like I'm after your money

HELL NO!!

If we work out Chris, you only do for me what you wanna do for me, I think that's the way it is. I make you happy, you make me happier, right ?

It's a two way street, why you the only one with so much guards up here?

So, if you're not totally full of s***, send me a photo of your picture ID with name and address

Fuck this

Good bye

Bye

I knew you wouldn't

Really?

Yep

You knew? Good

I can't even stand your level of trust issue, for real

Submit my photo id, because you wanna love me ?

I don't know how that sounds to you, but it's fucked up to me

I'm sorry for the F words

Heh I heh

Look, Chris. It's absolutely ok at this point

It's really been interesting but I don't think I can continue this, you keep acting like you have the whole world in your hands alone

Can I ask you? Why are you doing all this?

Your French girl ??

Because trust is something that must be earned and is never given for free. What have you done to earn my trust?

If yes, then it's more fucked up

Ok fine you don't trust me, you don't even need to

And if the $300 bucks is the reason why you tryna trust me, you don't need to Chris

I don't want your money

Listen honey it was never a question of sending you money because I knew that you would never show me a picture ID. I'm just trying to call your bluff

Maybe you'll trust when I get a phone

Stop saying you knew I would never

An iPhone 13 pro?

Well, why won't you?

Well I'm sorry if you don't trust me dear, I'm not sending my ID to you. Maybe I can, but not yet

Oh you want me to trust you with that??

It don't work that way

Do you know that address you sent me was an empty lot.. LOL

Look Chris if your mind tells you I'm not for you, or don't have Good intentions towards you. If I were you, I'd have blocked you off

What are you saying?

I don't know how this sounds to you but in my opinion, this is all bull shit

Leave me the fuck alone Chris, after all you told me you have better prospects closer to you

I'm not begging you for friendship or relationship

I don't even want a man like you

Haha

Too many fucking trusy issues

If we eventually work, I bet you'll have gps on me just to know anywhere I wanna go

Lol

It will never work between us until you're totally honest with me, that's why I got back in touch with you, because looking for a sugar daddy is so 19th century. And I wanted to tell you this: if you are capable of being honest with me, I will be your friend

Totally honest?

I've been honest with you Chris

I hate to feel like I'm begging you to stay

I've busted you so many times!

How???

It's like, who are you going to believe, me or you're lying eyes?

That's all I have to say. If you are honest with me, I will be your friend

If you think I'm not honest with you, them I don't know how else to be

Hi I'm on my lunch break now

What kind of graphic design do you do at the printers?

Visual designs

Having a sandwich at the moment

How is your day going?

Do you do ads? Layouts? What kind of software do you use?

I use corel draw and adobe photoshop

For any type of visual designs, on books, calendar, logos, any type of printing design

Crap! That question was a trap, and you passed the test. I hate being sneaky like this cause it's really against my nature!..

But why is it a trap?

Well I thought you don't know and you wanted to know

I was at book publisher for 25 years and I figured if you were bullshiting me about this, and then I would nail you the details

Anyway I'm at the gas station exchanging my old tire. So I may not answer for a while

Okay

Where you heading ?

Gonna grab some lunch across the street

Nice pic 🤩

I'm back to work dear

Haha...my boat...you like?

No trust???

Hi dear

You got a boat

Wow that's cool

Can I see a full pic dear

Sure

Are you also into real estates?

Wasn't doubting Chris, just have time to chat now.

I've only told you that about 10 times

Lol

When are you sending the full pic?

Hey, you know how I feel about impatient people!

Lol

Satisfied? Jeez!

Still there?

Yep

Wow its beautiful

Eating dinner and getting ready to watch the Patriots on Monday night football

What you having for dinner?

Who cares? lol

That's an answer not a mistake lol

Did I say that?

So you're not gonna tell me right?

Sure, if you're really interested, chicken breast, mashed potatoes, and squash.. prepared at my local groceries store

There, you satisfied?

Are you okay?

Yum yum yum

Good morning dear

Phone died on me last night, plugged to light but didn't charge on time

I guess you're busy this morning

Chat later 😘

Yeah I had an appointment at 8:45 to get a headshot for my new job at Sotheby's and afterwards I had a doctor's appointment.. and don't even ask me what it was for cuz you're always trying to make me seem like I'm old LOL

Hey dear

On my lunch break now

Well I'm gonna ask anyway, what was it for?

Sciatica

I would just on the phone setting up an appointment for an MRI

Thats good

When is the appointment for the MRI scan?

I hope the pain not much yet?

First week of January

I've been in pain the last 2 years

Sorry dear, so what did the doctor say today?

And she'll figure out what to do after the results of the MRI come back

Ok, we look forward to do that

Do you have meds you using?

Yep

Good

All the best

What you doing now besides texting here ?

You're awfully curious!

Having you around has felt like I have a woman in my life, which feels good

Smiles 🙂

But you don't like to answer sometimes i ask you questions

You like to tease me first

Yes!

Still, the whole thing seems so improbable, I'm afraid it's just an illusion. Remember you asked me about the French girl?

Yes you wanna tell me about her now?

Sure, she wasn't even a girl, she was actually two Lebanese guys.. LOL

And is that reason why you call me spammer too?

I really enjoy the time we spend together, but I don't know how much longer I can do this without being sure about you. I had a daydream yesterday. You know what it was? I came out to see you, and when I took the Uber to your place from the airport you know what did yes you gave me with the vacant lot

Oh wait was that why you talked about the vacant lot yesterday ? Haha

That's not true tho

What's funny about it?

It was a dream you had that made you say that yesterday

Do you believe in dreams so much?

You're such a good liar, it scares me

Why did you say that Chris?

Because that address you gave me was the vacant lot!

Remember you told me yesterday my address was a vacant lot and now you said it was in your day dream you figures that

Isn't that funny?

Hell no, it's an acre

Well I don't know what you're talking about

Talking to you is like looking into a fun house mirror

In my opinion, I figured you're being this protective with so much guards all for what happened to you in the past with the Lebanese guys

And it's really annoying, it started from the very first hello

You kept asking why I was after you, like I dont understand

Can I ask you a honest question?

You're acting like this French girl who was actually two Lebanese guys was a big part of my life. I have love in my life already and I don't need to manufacture illusionary relationships. I think you thought that with me, you were getting an old man, who lived alone, and was lonely and would be an easy mark.

Not somebody who was whip smart, in full command of all his faculties. And look like a movie star to boot.. LOL jokes on you!

If you'll not stop to put me on the same table with the Lebanese guys you called the french girl

Better we let each other go our separate ways

Agree

Fine I like it when I talk to you also, you seem to be so young mentally and can keep up with vibe

But your trust issues is out of this world

Ok cool

You not gonna stop

Prove to me you're not an old man.. right now!

What do I have in common with you too lol?

It's you that's old and not accepting lol

Or how do you mean prove to me you're not an old man

Still there?

Done talking cos you won't stop this right?

Well I still wanna hear from you

Hey

Are you there?

Did I say something wrong?

Talk to meet

Darn auto speller

Hello

Ok good night

Wow so cute 🤩

This really got me lol

Why you never showed me this dear? 🙄

This is a masterpiece

F*** off

Majestically dear

hey...

Hi...

Talk to me 🙄

What's going on?

How can a girl as nice as you get mixed up in that sleazy business? With all the work you have to do, you probably don't even earn minimum wage.

And where do you learn how to lie like that? It's really insidious, the way that you try to turn one's caution back and call it paranoid or whatever

When I tell family members about you, I always say how you stuck with me that afternoon while I was waiting for the tow truck, and how good company you were

I don't get it

Are you calling my job the sleazy business?¿ I don't understand what you mean

Lie???

Chris please not today again, for your trust issues game

I know you don't believe anything i say to you, so I don't even wanna say anything anymore to be honest

When we decide to let go of each other since we don't seem to be getting along well. You want a Perfecto as your woman, I'm sorry I'm not

And what did your family tell you about me?

This is what I told them, that a very cute single mom, 34 years old is in Ogden Utah got in touch with me on Instagram. That her name was Amy.., and there's no trace of you on the internet. You're a graphic designer who does not have a desktop computer at home. That you gave me your address, which was an acre vacant lot in Ogden. And that you and I had a really nice connection, in spite of all of this, and that you stayed up all night texting me, I didn't respond.

And that you refuse to give me any concrete proof that you really exist.

In other words, the truth

And why didn't you respond?

Do you know how mad you got me that night?

See, this is why you're so f****** devious. You ignore all the things I said to you, and you seize on one thing and ask me a question about it

What I don't like is you doubt me too much, don't even believe anything. What's wrong with me not having a desktop at the moment. Look Chris, we are all different and unique with what we're going thru

Don't judge a situation you've not been in

You have to be patient too 🙄

If it were just that, that would be one thing. But no LinkedIn profile? And your graphic designer? No Facebook profile, and I have no idea what Facebook jail is, maybe someday you can explain that to me

And like I said, no trace of you on the internet. How is that even possible? If you Google Chris Foley Marblehead, you'll probably get at least a half dozen listings

That's why I doubt you, because there's a preponderance of evidence that your being untruthful with me

P I don't think that Amy... is even your name

Facebook jail is when facebook locks your account for sharing some sort of post that Facebook claim it's against it's community. Mostly when you post something political

I'm not a star, when I looked up your name on google just now all it showed me was your profiles on linkedin facebook, which would've done the same thing if I have those profiles too

I bet you've really been hurt in the past, I still don't get why too many guards up

I believe you ask me things only to start looking for holes in my answers

It's f******

By the way, there's a couple of dozen references to me on the internet, not two.

Let's settle this right now. Remember how I sent you a copy of my email signature last week? If that's not good enough, I will send you a copy of a picture ID if you do the same thing for me, a driver's license. Yes I'll send you a copy of my driver's license if you send me a copy of yours. And that will settle it!

And then results are from the profiles you set up, which is easy for anyone to set up a profile these days, So because I don't use them, I don't think that should make you call me a spammer

Will you send me a copy of your driver's license or not?

Well I never said anything about you is not good enough

I can

I don't think that's necessary tho

Remember you told me the other night to never doubt again, said after some reactions you Believe already that I'm for real

And boom the next day, you came back with a big bag of more trust issues

I don't think this too can justify anything from my own opinion, as long as you looking for holes you'll keep finding what you looking for. Our perspective shapes us, don't forget

If you want me Chris, here I am. I'm not sending anything, if you think I'm not loving enough to be in your life then it's not me, when the right person comes in you'll love them for who they are not who you want them to be

Ypu always surprise me, you think I'm some low life girl that will do absolutely anything for money. I felt some type of way the other day you told me to submit my photo id for $300. That's pretty embarrassing

Are you still here for a while??

Brb ok

Yes

Listen, I made a decision a year ago that whoever I got involved with from now on had to have powers of empathy, that this was more important than anything else. If you can't understand why I need verification of who you are, and can put yourself in my shoes for even a minute to see how necessary that is, then I don't think that we're a match

Hey Chris

I'm sorry I took long, Anita is sleeping now so we can text if you still there

Dear

Lol, I thought your first line of the second message reads "well I made a delicious something something lol

You there?

I'm feeling a little horny...

Horny?

Can I ask you a question dear

Yes

When was the last time you were with a woman?

July

Who is she?

She's actually a girl that I met on tinder about a year or two ago maybe a year and a half

So what happened between you two? You had sex with her then left her right?

Male stereotype!

Lol

We spent the weekend together in Savannah Georgia

And that was the end right?

Are you trying to say that I'm a love him and leave them kind of guy.. you don't even know me

Like what happened after the sex?

You guys fought?

Or you both was just FWB?

OMG

On Sunday morning she flew back to New York and I flew back to Boston

What's FWB

Friends with benefits

Seen her again after that time?

You two still talk?

Why should I tell you all this personal stuff?

Well if you're actually still involved with her, or have some beautiful things going on with her. I guess you only just wanna meet me and have sex too

Lol.. if I was just interested in having sex with you, I could have probably found someone a little bit closer and that I couldn't at least know who she is..

You said that you got put in Facebook jail, and that people usually get put in that jail because of political statements... Are you political?

No not really political, but I like President Trump. So when someone shares a post or meme for Trump during the election. The account gets locked because some crazy people will report your account

But at the end of the day, it's not really about who wins the election. It's more about making America Greater

Were you for Trump or Biden? Who did you vote for?

I 💕 president Trump

Can I ask why don't you find someone closer? I remember you told me you have potentials close to you

What's about me?

Why you texted me again? After you told me to f*** off 😑

Hmm... I kept thinking about how you stayed with me for a couple of hours at least last Saturday when I got that flat tire. And something sweet that you said, you didn't want to seem like you're begging for me to stay. And other sweet things about you, that I talked about at the beginning of the convo tonight. And like I said in the beginning, it didn't make sense to me for you to be some kind of the s word

you like me 😊?

You miss me all thru the week?

Tease me a little lol

A little more

Yes!

How many women you have in your life right now Chris ? Just my daughter Not talking about your kids lol Like I knew you was gonna say that 😂 You wanted me to tease you Be honest, are you in talking stage with any woman at the moment? If I say it's just you, you're going to think that I'm a loser 😃 Haha 😂 Oh no You're winning here, ain't it? If we make each other happy, there's no loser here baby boy 😎

Do ya think...?

I still have to pass your test of honesty..

You there?

Yes sorry had to use the flush

Still there ?

Sweet dreams

That means something related to going to the bathroom, right? Haha.. you need it like 45 minutes to go to the bathroom? I hope you opened up the window in case someone else needs to get in there! 😄😄

Lol hehe

Hey good morning

Bon jour

You learned something from your french girl haha 😂

How was your night dear?

Hope you had a nice one ?

It was fine, but short. I was up texting you till 1:00 in the morning.. I think I'm going to need a nap today

I can see right now, this French girl, who is actually two hairy Lebanese bed, is not going away

Lol

Yes you'll need that

What do you mean?

The nap

Got it 🙂

And what do you mean too? By you can see right now

Btw what's your schedule for the day?

I have to buy invitations to a New Year's Day open house I'm having and work with the marketing department to get the word out about my company change

You know, did you go to church yesterday?

Lemme see what the copy looks like when you get the invitation cards

Sure, I did.

BTW what you doing now besides texting here?

Making delicious juice

Could you not ask question so much? It's a little intrusive, and it also be boring

What I'd really like to talk about is your church

Like which church do you go to?

I attend the pentecostal church

Told you this, you forgot

sorry

I get the feeling you're a Southern girl, God fearing, Trump-loving. My kind of woman

Smiles

You don't want me to ask you questions, so you do that

Since I'm boring

questions are fine, not "what are u doing today," which is too general and makes me do all the work and think of what I'm doing today

ask specific questions...by the way, I will show u the invites

Ok dear

Gotta go and start getting ready for work now

Will text you when I'm about to leave home

K 😘

Just finished having a cup of coffee by the way

Ok is Ok Chris

I don't like K 🙄😑

Better?

Better 😘

Oh, there is one kind of big thing going on today, I'm spending the night at Salem hospital to get a sleep study to see if I still have sleep apnea. I have to be over there at 7:00, so don't think I'll be doing any texting this evening.. have an awesome day, sweet stuff!

Actually this is going to take place on January 10th

Hey dear

Do you have problem sleeping?

What you talkin' about?

Do you know what sleep apnea is?

It's when you're breathing passages become blocked off, and you snore a lot, and you wake yourself up from REM sleep. (Hehe... You're really gonna wanna sleep with me now 😜😜 the first sleep test I had I was waking myself up over 30 times per hour.

Yes I know what sleep apnea is

You have doctor appointment for that right?

Of course. I've used a CPAP for around 15 years and it broke down recently, and I haven't used it in about a month and I seem to be fine that would be so awesome if somehow it went away

This girl looks like you

Will you be able to text tonight?

I'm glad to hear that

I think you're right about the resemblance, I can see the nose. Tho her eyes black, mine's green

It's ok if you can't text tonight anymore dear

I wish you luck on your appointment with the doctor

Or you text me when you can, I'll reply if I'm still here

Good night

Good morning!

I just had a great idea! I was thinking of coming out to Las Vegas sometime in January or February. If I do, what do you think of the idea us doing up the town together for a few days?

I just had a great idea! I was thinking of coming out to Las Vegas in January or February. What do you think of us doing up the town for a couple of nights?

Good morning

How was your night?

How was the appointment?

Well, like I said yesterday, the appointment is actually for January 10th. As it turns out I do have an appointment at the dentist to get a cavity filled I spent a ton of money in the last year on my teeth, and I feel like they're good for another 20 years at least

Oh I thought it was last night

So did you go to bed early?

Texted you before I went to bed

Two root canals, two crowns, two extractions, and I think this is the third feeling.. yikes

Well, I guess we're going to have to talk about that. Cuz usually, before we met at least, around 9:00 p.m. my body would send a very strong signal that we should go to bed.

Ok what's the time there now?

You've been ready to go after 10:00 the last couple of nights, and I'm been happy to stay up. But I think starting at 10:30 is not sustainable for me, because it's going to mean that I don't get to bed before 1:00 or 1:30. I know you're taking care of Anita during this time, I know that's privileged time because you don't see her during the day. So we'll have to get creative to figure out how to do this.

It's 655 here

Yeah I guess we'll have to figure it out. I've got a ton of things I'd like to find out about you or rather I'd like to discover about you, your religious faith and how you live that day today, your family life is a kid, relationship with your mom,

All kinds of stuff

Also, what are you doing for christmas?

I'm the only child of my parent, my dad was a construction engineer and my mom was a cashier. Was born and brought up in Lawrenceville, GA. My mom is a great mom and I love her she's really supportive. She lives in Texas now since my daddy died

Take Anita to go hang out with Angela's kids, I'll be going over to her place, she lives in Salt lake city

Have you bought the invitation cards yet? You said you was gonna show me

What you doing for Christmas too?

Angela's husband works in a bank, since I moved to UT I've been celebrating Christmas with her family. It's always fun

Are you there?

What you doing besides texting here?

Making delicious juice. I bought a juicer a few weeks ago and I make it in the morning with lemon carrots apples bananas blueberries. And I use the compost to start a weed plant, and I'm going to buy the seeds this morning after I go to my dental appointment.

Beautiful day here

That's great that you have Angela there to be family for you. She must be a really good friend. M.... is arriving from London on December 22nd with her boyfriend Chris. We're going to go out to dinner on the 23rd and leave for Burlington Vermont on the morning of the 24th, where will spend Christmas Eve and Christmas with S... and his wife H...

I went to the local mall last night and they didn't have any New Year's Day invitation so call order them online, assuming that exists! Otherwise I'll do my own in powerpoint...nyuk nyuk🥳🥳

It's really beautiful day there, so lovely. Wish I can jump in and join you there

That would be awesome!

Wow, you really have a great plan coming up for the Christmas.

What's the name of your other daughter?

Did they tell you when they'll have the card delivered?

M...

I haven't ordered yet come I don't even found one yet on the internet

You mentioned M... coming home from london with her boyfriend

You have two daughters, right?

Just one, but two sons

Okay, S... and ?

I hope you don't mind me asking too many questions

You can tell me when it starts to get boring ok

Lol

No, there's specific questions, so you can ask as many as you like!

B... is the number 2 son

You can see all of their pictures on IG

If you want to learn about my life growing up, you can read my bio on Tumblr

Starting to get ready for work. Text later

Roger 👍

Hey Dear

On my lunch break now

Just finished having sandwich

I'm sorry I couldn't text before I left home, was almost late

How is your day going?

I guess you at your appointment

Have a great day

Gotta get back to work

Hey, home now

hi...

didn't you just have a paycheck?

it's time for us to switch to smartphone-based text messages, don't you think?

yes, I had my dentist appt at 11:20 and then I drove to Peabody to get my cannabis seeds and then to Woburn to buy a cool new handgun

Guess you really had a long day

Chris, please can we not just talk about my check or bills for now ok

I don't want you to think I'm tryna do anything for your money here

Yes I think so too, but please you have to be patient with me. As soon as I can trust me I will

Can I have a look of your new handgun dear?

yes!!

but you'll have to be a little patient, ok?

Ok , I'm here

It takes awhile 2 get it from the phone to Instagram

you'll have to rotate it

Wow, baby so beautiful in that brown color

It's a sig, looks so lovely 🤩

I like it

How many guns do you have dear?

I figured you'd be familiar with firearms

Do you have a rifle too?

coming from the south

nah

Would you like to know a little bit about this gun?

Yes I'll love to

My dad used to have a rifle, made my remington

You know remington arms!

I'll like to see the rest of your guns dear

Are they handguns too?

yep, I do!...OK...it's a sig sauer 117

9 mm, police and military ..it's the offcial sidearm of the US Army.

yes, they are

This sig 117 kinda looks like the Canik TP9SA pistol

Looks lovely I like it

How was your day dear?

You don't even care to ask how my day went, and when I ask you

You might say I'm boring with my questions 😒😑

But I'll ask either way

no, you asked to see my other guns...

I was fishing out my Colt 45 1911...

By the way, I have no idea what the mechanic TP s a is

Sounds like you know a lot more about firearms than I do

Ok do that

You switch from topic to topic so quickly, and you expect me to keep up with you

My dad is a gun lover too, he owns different guns while he was alive

My bad

Send them pics when you can

Is you're dad still alive?

No, I said was

I bet you forgot about everything we've discussed, I already told you my dad's gone when we just started talking

no, you just said your dad IS a gun owner and OWNS guns

Complete that, while he was alive.

I know, but still pretty weird

Owned ***

Better now?

OK but still weird

Lol

Waiting for them pics BTW

I did that just to bug you

Lol, that got me 😚

Was about saying "there you go again" lol 😂

do u know about the 1911?

Wow, you have a great taste

I love this too

Yes

it's the most legendary lugar handgun ever

Yes and pretty expensive

I think Guns manufactured by Colt are mostly expensive

Am I right?

well, i don't know. this gun was the official sidearm if the US military btw 1911 and 1983

this is a replica, manufactured in Turkey

if u get a reak ine, it

Real one, it's ??

they haven't been made since 1983

this is a perfect replica and is brand new

Looks lovely

anyway, getting back to the phone...

My phone??

yes

Well I'll appreciate an iPhone 13 pro max as a Christmas gift from you

I don't mind if it comes early

Don't sign off ok 🙄

go to t Mobole and you can get one for free

I use cricket not t-mobile

switch...

Wait Chris, are you saying you can't get me stuffs?

i'm saying I don't want to...we haven't even slept together.

Until you have sex with me??

I understand now

There is the male stereotype you talk about

But hey, what's up with the invitation cards?

ok, i'm like all the other men...lol

i didn't get a chance to get them...

Do you have a printer at home?

yes

If yes, you can go to the store to get a plain card

Good

Send me the write ups, I mean what you want to have on the invitation cards

I can help you design it when I get to work tomorrow, then send the jpeg format to you

Then you can print them out

Problem solved, ain't it

by the way, if you think i'm going to buy u "stuff" you're barking the wrong tree...

F*** that

haha

Say something about the card, you can keep your money

Well if you have an alternative,

It's ok about the card

I just remembered you said you can diy on powerpoint

why are you obsessed with the card?

Obsessed??

When you're not even inviting me, why do you think I'm obsessed with it

I wanted to see it, that's all

i be very happy if u came...

I can do the design for you, then you have it print out on an A4 size card

ok...good idea

You never told me what you thought of my idea of meeting in Las Vegas in February

I loved that, I thought you got my message by liking what you sent

I did the same when you said "I be very happy if you came"

Send me what you wantto have on the card ok, maybe in the morning. Take your time to write it out

You don't have to pay me in cash, you can pay me in phone lol

this evening I've gone from trusting u to not trusting u

Why?

Cos I said you should pay me in phone?? Lol

That was just a joke, I thought you'll get

a whole bunch of stuff

i have to go to bed...

You should've just sent the write up and see if I'll do the design or not

Good night

night

You suck! How does it feel to be a totally worthless human being? A woman who would sell her soul for an iPhone 13? When you said, "If we make each other happy, there's no loser here baby boy," I felt a huge chemistry between us and even fantasized about us being married.

Sell her soul really?

What did I offer to make you say I'm tryna sell my soul for an iphone

But I can't stand your level of disrespect,

It's embarrassing, why you call me worthless. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hey

Talk to me

I trusted and respected you enough to give you my real name and my real address.. did you ever consider how disrespectful it was for you to play these games with me? You were f****** with me!

In my experience, we are all responsible for the way we are treated by other people

Send you a Christmas present? A $1,000 iPhone? Why would I do that? Do you think I'm some pathetic old man who is so flattered by the attentions of a younger woman that he lets himself be made a fool of?

What games are you talking about?

Now I understand all this very clearly, oh you think I want your money, f*** that. I bet you think I'm some whore who loses their guts or dignity when they run into a rich man. That's not me Chris, I still looking for where and when I asked you for a Christmas present or I made it compulsory you buy a phone for me. I hate how you make me feel I'm here because of your money

Tgr other night, it was you who took our conversation back to my phone

You can back to the conversation and tell me where I begged you to get me a phone and a Christmas gift

This sucks

Am I a begger??

I just lost interest in everything here

*******

Will you do a video call with me?

Hiycbjlw look loo of o

no, right?

Playing games

Calli your bluo

Bluff

Sorry stupid phone sent that not me

Look Chris I'm not in for all this

Go take your money to your potentials close to you, I'm way too stressed to let you stress me too

Just take a look, you knew I was gonna be working when you sent those texts, before I even got a chance to text back you've been concluding yourself. I told you, your trust issues is way taller than Everest

You won't stop making this mistakes if you think everyone is after your money, fuck we all have one or two things to protect too. I'm not a poor girl, my father was a rich man too. Told you he worked in the UK with a construction company

Everyday with you is different new tasks, do you think I'm enjoying this??

Look stop talking to me , in fact you can block me and I'm serious about this. I'm not after you or your anything, we were just lucky to have met each other but if keep making me feel like you're doing me some sort of favor for talking to me, you're abso-fucking-lutely wrong

How many times do I need to tell you I can't do so much on this darn phone, I told you it's not working fine. Yet you want a video call, SMH🤦

I don't believe your story about the phone I don't believe a single word that you say

By the way, who says I have money. That's what you were trying to get at yesterday when you asked me about my Colt 45 1911, which since I mentioned yesterday, is the replica that cost less than $500. The real ones cost sometimes tens of thousands of dollars, and they're often beat up from having been fired so many times. So this thing about money it's all coming from you

Why are we even talking to each other? I don't know. From my part, it's because when we click, we really click. I've often been attracted to the wrong people, and and that's definitely the case with you

You Really consult my intelligence if you expect me to believe that you are so poor you can't even afford to have a phone or to fix a broken one. I actually have my previous phone here, it's a 5G Moto, but I guess that's not good enough for you

Insult my intelligence

But do you even know what I'm going thru at the moment?

Tell me

You don't believe them so it's not necessary Chris

I really like you but your issues with trust is fucked, if this isn't about your money then I I need you take your minds away from all odds and be patient with me ok

There you go "you've been attracted to the wrong people" told you to stop working your past on me, not just on me on anyone. Everyone has that thing called past, I've had mine, you've had yours

Look. You can say I have trust issues, but I have a evidence based mind and you haven't given me a shred of evidence that your name is really Amy Stuart or that you live in Ogden Utah that those pictures on IG are really of you so we need to do a video call and you can borrow a friend's phone or use your computer at work

If you can't do that, let's just end this right now, and next time I will be strong enough to stick to it

Ok, gotcha

I'll do what you want

Everything

If you want we can stop talking until I give you the proofs you need

Good idea

Doing that for us, not because you insisted

Cos I actually about this, it's looking like the beginning of something beautiful. Who knows?

Sunrise this morning

I know we're not supposed to be talking just wanted to say that those video calls were accidental

Hey

Hi hey

I'm at the hospital doing the sleep study.. I moved it up.. I'll tell you why another time. Anyway I'm probably not going to be able to text tonight because I'm going to have all these electrodes hook up to me

Ok, all the best dear.

How's it going dear?

Having a hard time falling asleep

Home now: I have a nice compliment for you. You look like Jennifer Lawrence

I have a new rule: We can talk...we just can't pick a fight.

Good morning

I'm sorry about last night, my phone went off I and trouble charging it. Was suppose to watch you thru the night

Smiles 🙂

How many did you sleep ?

Aww, really? I'm not sure what time I fell asleep sometime after 1:00, I do remember being woken up from a very sweet at 5:00 and told that the test was over. Gee, thanks!

Had a dream lol ?

Probably, but I was in a very deep sleep.

What are you up to?

No, no one ever told me that

Hey

Been cleaning the house

But I'm here now

I'm sitting at the bar at the club having lunch

You there?

Yes here now

What you having for lunch?

I had a bowl of lobster bisque and a draft beer

I want to talk to you on the phone, for an hour at least!

Talk to me!

Yum

I'll like to do that too

But....?

Don't worry Chris, I promise we do that soon as I get a cell phone

Not saying you buy a cell phone for me right now

I really wanna get a new cell phone too but you won't understand

You act like it's a really hard thing to do to get a cell phone. It's easy and it's cheap and you can do it in an hour or something holding you back, I don't know what it is

I want to just bills on bills, I'm helping my mom with the mortgage to forebear some of the principal payment she needs to pay monthly on the house I told you she inherited in TX

It's been several bills on bills, but I'm working on the phone as well

Ok, what's your carrier again?

I'm on cricket

I've got a Chromebook here it's an HP and it works perfectly well.. you interested? I'll look into cricket as well

Third time of telling you that 😑😒

What that you're on Cricket?

That's the carrier that I'm on

Yes thank you, I'll appreciate it

That

OK, did you look at the deals for phones oncricket?

I did

Yes 1,350 for the 13 pro max

Why you ask?

Forget it!

No tell me, I wanna know why you ask

Because I will buy you a phone today

Well if it's not for what I want, they have cheaper phones like the iphone 10

Really? 🤩🤩

Yes!

I'll appreciate it Chris, but you know I ain't forcing this on you

Can I even ask, why you wanna do this?

Because it's so f****** ridiculous but you've been without a phone for the last two weeks

That's because I don't have enough for the phone I want to buy yet

And you got your heart set on an iPhone 13 Pro, right?

I'm not really a gadget freak, not the type that change phone every year for trends. So I wanna buy something I won't have to think of getting another phone in over 12-18 months away from now

Well that's from budget, things might change and I get another phone sooner that I budget for

But I don't think I'm changing the new phone I wanna buy anytime soon

But I don't even think I can take my heart off the 13 pro for Samsung S20, it's really a nice phone. have you checked it out?

Lol..it's like I said, you would sell your soul for aniPhone. .

Sell soul you say??

I'd have slept around with men to raise the money then if it's that bad

Not that desperate over anything

I'll rather take my time and do it when it's best for me

Look, if you really have your heart set on it let's get it but you have to be willing to change carriers.

Only an idiot pays full price for an iPhone.

How much is it on your carrier?

Free. At least that's what the ad say. Let me check it out

When kind of phone do u have now?

Talk to me

You there?

Here now Chris, sorry I'm multitasking

It's an iphone

I have a feeling you're texting with a carrier. If that's true go ahead. In any case you should lease the phone it makes it much more sense

7 plus

Bigger than the regular 7

You know about iphones?

Lol 😂

I'm texting with T-Mobile now

Where have you been all this time?

Multi tasking I said

How do you use your phone on a day-to-day basis oh, they want to know

Yes everyday

Do you use the data connection for hotspots or Wi-Fi

In other words you have a regular internet service at home

Both dear, data connection when im home, WiFi at work

Chris but I think it'd be best I buy from cricket

Why... You can leverage being a new customer to get a good deal at a different carrier

Okay, fine I think you can get a iPhone 13 pro for $33 a month for from cricket

You should lease

It comes with 6 months unlimited data plan, plus I can keep my number

Sounds good.. do it!

Are you talking about cricket?

Talk to me

Yes on the cricket dear

I'm here Chris

Okay just do it

Do they have a store nearby where you can just go down and pick up the phone?

I don't think I can get into a long conversation tonight anyway because I'm getting pretty burnt out

Just git r done ☺️

Patriots are playing tonight!

Pull the trigger!!

They'll have it delivered here, I just tried to trade in my iphone 7, so it's $45 per month and the total payment is $1,099 suppose be $1,399. But if I wanna pay off one it's just $899 with the trade in

Are you going to watch the game?

Didnt really get a long sleep last night, maybe you need to get some rest

What time is the game?

8:30... I'll sleep in tomorrow.

So it's $45 a month including the data connection and the voice connection?

Yes, it's the pay off that comes with 6 months free unlimited

Data and voice

Thats a smoking deal

Cricket saves money a whole lot, was on at&t then I switched. Too expensive

Good job!

Yay,!

When are they going to send it over?

Depends on when I make the order, if I do right now should be here before Monday morning

I'm here Chris

Do ..it .. Now .

Pull the door

Pull the trigger

Are you gonna put some money on my card?

Aren't you leasing?

Didn't read this?

Just $899?" So you want $899…………?

To save $100……?

$200

Look Chris, it's fine

Lemme do this when I can ok

No, now!

What you doing besides texting now?

Are you f****** with me? You better not be

Yes I want $899

Can you $899?

Not fucking with you Chris. Thought you was getting mad when you said "so you want $899???"

I don't want us to fight ok, remember the new rule. We can talk but no fight lol

Hey

What's going on Chris?

Did I say something wrong?

Well I'm goin to bed now

Look Chris, if you're ignoring me because of the $$ you better stop doing that. This is why I told you not to worry about this, that I'll do when it's best for me. Must we always fight?????????? You made a rule and you can't even stand by it. 😑😑😑

Night

Money?

You're kidding, right?

Forgwt it then Chris

How was your night?

If you have any interest in keeping our relationship going you'll text me a copy of your driver's license by 12:00

Chris I find it so hard to understand what's going on here

You made mention of buying a phone for me, when you know you cannot you shouldn't have talked about it.

And yes I told you I'm not imposing that on you because I already know how that's gonna end here

$900? You've got a lot of nerve. Especially when you can lease it with no money down

The reason I'm not talking to you is because of the promise you made at the end of last week and I saw very clearly yesterday you had no intention of keeping that

Look you need to leave me the f*** alone, I need to concentrate on my life ok

Everyday with new tasks 😑😑

I promise and I'm gonna keep that

When?

By the way you're the one that keeps bugging me

It's the video call, I will when Angie's here

Bugging you about money???

Why do you always thinking about money

If it's about me being worried when you stop responding? I promise this will be that last time I do that

If you wanna stop responding you can do that now

You keep moving the goal posts

So what you mean I was bugging you? Bug you how ?

Sending me messages

Go back and read your promise. I saw yesterday you had no intention of keeping that

Well I hate it when someone leaves me hanging, so when you're done talking with me, just say it

What you mean keep moving the goal posts?

How'd you mean you saw I had no intentions of keeping that

If I don't get a copy of your driver's license by 12:00, I will not talk to you anymore and this time I will be strong enough to stick to it

How'd you expect me to send that when I told you my phone cam is bad, if the cam is working right we would have done the video call Chris

So you can stop responding now, waiting till 12 might be a waste of your time. If you can't be patient with me, just go Chris

You got me laughing to say I have a lot of nerve to ask you for $900. I'm broke not poor ok

I guess this is the end of our convo, it's ok

Don't send me no money Chris, fucking talk to me

Keep your everything, let's stand by your rule

Let's talk, not fight

Don't expect too much from me, don't trust me, don't love me, let's just keep talking

That was just a temporary rule because you were supposed to reveal yourself and I don't think you have any intention of doing that

I believe in God's timing, trust me if what I have to do is what I need to do to ignite this relationship here, fuck I'm willing to do that

But you need to be patient with me

I'll do it when you least expect it

You're not calling all the shots about when this is going to happen

But you want it NOW NOW! And that's the problem here

Yes now

By 12

Don't put me at the back or front of your mind, just be patient ok

Ok then dear

Let's forget about this Chris, it ain't a do or die thing

Like I said, if you have any interest in keeping this relationship going, you'll text me a copy of your driver's license today by 12:00 noon. Period

Hey

Back from church

: I told you I was going to be strong this time

I see, and I'm weak now. I think that's your strength

But Chris how do you want me to take this pic of my id when my phone cam bad

You need to reason with me ok

I'm so willing to do this

I wasn't in your past but damn I hate each and every body that fucked up your trust like this

This is too much

There is one thing you can do to start rebuilding it, and that's to send me a copy of your driver's license. It's not rocket science, you'll figure it out. Signing off!

Yes I will find a way to figure it out but do we have to stop talking?

You think that's the right decision?

Yes

If yes, I see you only care about yourself

Ok sir, have a great day

Oh, c'mon

Hi. After you ok?

*are you ok?

Yes I'm ok Chris

Thank you

This is hard for me too, but I'm determined to be strong

I know

I'm the weak person here

Keep your promise, and you won't have to worry about whether you're in the week or the strong position

Sorry, got to go to bed

I definitely will, we can't keep on like this

Ok, night

Nite 😘

Want to feel like this? 🥳 Pull the trigger on that phone today

Hey Chris

Hi... Was asleep. Keep your promise

I am sooo tempted to cave into weakness here...but I ain't gonna do it...

What I'm asking you to do is so simple and basic...it makes me wonder why you can't/won't do it... What I'm asking you to do it's to reveal yourself, and I could try to guess why you don't want to or can't, but I don't want to because that leads to bad things and I feel a very pure kind of love coming from you...

Good morning Chris

Just got to work now

Hi. Just about to go out the door to my neighborhood coffee shop to get breakfast.

We can text a bit if you like once I get there

Woke up late , couldn't text good morning when I woke up

Ok, drop a text when you get to the coffee shop

Here

Hey, sorry been busy with work. Had a lot on my desk today

On my lunch break now

How is your day going dear?

Well. I got my invitations out I just sent an email with a PowerPoint jpeg much easier and cheaper than what I'd originally imagined. Now I just finished grocery shopping, which includes a pound of fresh tuna, and I mean fresh.

That's good to hear, did you do the design yourself with powerpoint?

Yep, give me your email address and I'll email it to you. No, on second thought, I'm not going to try to trick you into giving me your email address.

Anyway, the no speaking rules still outside. Just wanted to check in with you.

*still applies

You can take the pic of the card and send here

You made me the rules lol

made the rules

Which means you won't give me your email address, why? Why are you so afraid to reveal yourself?

[email protected]

Send it dear 🙂

Okay, I'm just out in the car with the groceries give me a few minutes

Home yet?

Yes

Okay, I'm rushing, I know you don't like to wait!!

Ok cool

Lol

By the way, you know how much I hate impatient people, it's on its way

Lol 😊

You coming at me with my words

That's a good one, I owe you some too 👍

There are no Miranda rights here, anything you see can be used against you.. LOL

It is kind of a ironic that you hate invasion people, yet you're the most impatient person that I know right now

There comes another rule

That's for celebrating the new rule

That's funny ti say I'm impatient? Really, am I impatient

Yes;!

Well thank you for telling me, but I can tell you're impatient too

Yes but I don't hate invasion people. There's another thing I'm going to use against you. The next time I disappear for long periods of time, and when I come back and you ask me where I've been, I'll just say multitasking.. LOL

Haha 😂

Sent it yet?

Well, we've made some progress today, I got your email address. Babe, what's your phone number? Can I give you a call?

The invitation, I sent it 10 minutes ago

You haven't received it? Look at your junk mail folder

Lemme check it, brb

Gotten

How many pic did you send?

Got two but the nyd invitation didn't display

Got the one that has your headshot with sotheby

Brb ok

Good two what?

What's brb?

No, I meant I sent the invitation to 20 people

What are you doing? Multitasking? You better get back to work, I don't want to make you lose your job

I think I understand why you can't show me your driver's license. It's probably because you don't live in Utah, but in Clarksville Tennessee. Yes, Tennessee. Not Georgia. I guess that leaves the question of why all these lies?

Were you really so desperate that you felt you had to be a con artist to make your way in the world?

Why'd you like to jump so much into conclusion? And remember you told me never to call me any of those crazy words like spammer or con artist. Yes I told you I'll be right back because I had to get back to work. Why is that a problem Chris ?

About the ID you're talking about, I told you my phone cam won't lemme take the pic, it's not working since it fell off from Anita, it's been malfunctioning real bad

Here is what I planned to do, Christmas is almost here and I can make use of Angie's phone to take the pic when I go to her place and send to you. You got trust issues and it's really not making me comfortable anymore. The other night you said you wanted to buy a phone for me, if you've done that that night, we'd have so much more progress by now

Cut the crap

Ok fine, here is it. Lemme ask you a straight question.

Ask

Not crap Chris, it's the truth

You must really think that I'm an idiot

Ok fine if you think all this is crap or not, tell me you can't even wanna take a risk for me

Look Chris there you go again, about the idiot thing

Let's just drop this ok please

You've been busted

I don't know how else to go about it, if you think everything I say to you is a lie

Can't you just admit that?

Busted??? How do you mean?

You kidding me right?

Admit what?

There's this cutting edge technology called the photocopy machine, and after that there's another cutting that edge technology called the email, have you heard of them?

Stop insulting my intelligence!!

I don't know what you talking about Chris

But there you are insulting me as well, calling me whatever you like just because I can't do somethings you want me to do at the moment

I bet I'll make you beg for all this when we met

Let's have a pinky bet

Meet

Or when I prove to and you smart intuition all wrong

You and your smart

Still there ?

Yep

Yep, no??

You are wasting my time

Actually wanted to tell you I'm sleepy here too

Bye

Do you have a Southern accent?

Are you ok?

Merry Christmas, beautiful Amy 🎊🎊🥰🥰

As it turns out, you are the stronger of us two 😘

Hey Chris, happy Christmas 🎄 to you too in arrears dear. I’m really sorry for leaving you like that, my phone bill went off since Wednesday just got it back in today. How was your Christmas? Hope you had fun

I miss you so much by the way, I miss those fights hehe

Posted them on my wall already tho

Can we talk on the phone?

I still haven’t gotten a new phone

Took me close to a week to get my phone back on since cricket disconnected it, I know you don’t believe I’m broke

I don’t even remember when being beautiful or looking good equals being rich

Didn’t say anything about the pics I sent you

Anita's very cute... You are too

Where do you live? I want to come see you!

Smiles, thank you

Didn’t wanna say that before?

Ogden, Utah

Told you this I lost times count

When are you planning to come over to see us Chris?

Mid Jan

you already told me about that you might be visiting California in January thought you planning sometimes sooner

Listen if I came next week, I take an Uber from the airport to your address and pull up to an empty lot.. LOL

Hell no Chris

O I would feel pretty stupid and gullible

So how you gon feel when you pull up and see us to come welcome you?

that would be nice

So why you didn’t talk about the positives, about how nice you would feel other than talking about being stupid

Why didn't you send me a picture of your driver's license over Christmas the way you promised?

You don’t even have an iota of trust in me?

What you wanna do with my license?

No, trust is earned

To have a proof of me ?

Yes!

And when you get that, you go on to the next test of proof of me?

lol, here we go fighting again

Cos I remember vividly you told me few weeks ago, that you not doubting me anymore and will stop to use the word “spammer” for me

Yet you did the other night again

How you think I believe this is gonna fix your doubt?

Your trust is just f***** up and that’s it

Lol, fighting again?

No, we just having a convo

You know, what is the most f***** up thing? That you accept all the hassles of not having a phone because you want an iPhone and you want somebody else to pay for it.. LOL. That's f****** ridiculous

Want you to pay for it?

Please don’t go there

I told you what I’m going thru at the moment, I’ll be fine Chris. I didn’t ask you to buy for me, you said you wanted to the other night and you changed your mind again. Did we fight about that? Hell no

On my scale of preference, phone is not just the most important to deal with at the moment, it’s ok if you don’t believe me but do me a favor don’t send me anything or think of sending anything or

I think that way, you don’t feel like I’m tryna use you

Why should I be the only person in the world 2 pay full price for an iPhone

You could have got one the other night with no money down and just 33 dollars a month, and you sabotaged it

And you've been so brainwashed by all the iPhone ads you won't take anything else

900 bucks is the best pay off price I can get for the 13 pro, I’ve checked other websites too.

I've told you a hundred times that leasing is the best option

Not brainwashed Chris, it worths it; talking about the camera and the iOS working system

Okay, fine. Lease it!

Told you this is what I get when I tried to trade in my iphone 7 is $45 per month and the total payment is $1,099 suppose be $1,399. But if I wanna pay off one it's just $899 with the trade in

Plus the trade in

Chris you don’t have to worry about me it’s ok if you’re not willing trust me

I’ll buy my phone soon, got plans

Plans not just working enough yet, but I don’t want you to feel like I’m tryna use you anymore.

I hate it when you feel that or say that

But one thing I can assure is, I’m not tryna use you in whatsoever way

Maybe use your chest for a pillow, but not the use you thinking of lol

Well that sounds sweet

What I don't get is why you don't get a cheap phone now and save your money for the iPhone

How can you stand being without a phone?

You are so stubborn!

Save which money? Seems you don’t get it. Well you’ll understand better when we meet ok

You think I’m joking about financial status right?

Well in my opinion, we are both stubborn lol

Okay, what if I take a chance and come out to see you ASAP.l?

How are we even going to communicate once I get to the airport?

It’s ok Chris

Just give me heads up when you wanna come ok

Are you not gonna be with your cellphone?

Or how do you use Instagram?

Look, I'm not coming out until we talk on the phone. Explain to me again why you can't just do a video call with the Instagram software?

All you have to do is look at the top of the screen and choose between a video call and a voice call!

F***, I done lost count on how many times I’ve explained what happened to this phone to you when it fell off from Annie. Same reason why it won’t lemme take a pic, it fell really bad got screen cracked and affected the cam and mic

It piss me off when you drag me back to discussions we’ve left weeks ago, it’s like you don’t follow our conversation with your heart

Or you think I’m lying?? Is that why you asking again to see if I’ll say something contradicting??

Look Chris, for the best of the both of us. What you can do for is be patient with me if you don’t wanna risk coming over

Well you sent me pictures twice?

Why don't you just get the screen fixed? That should be what $200?

I'll definitely pay for that

I see you’re just being cautious, and that’s absolutely right. You don’t have to buy a phone for me or risk coming over. Obviously you don’t even wanna take a risk with me

This darn phone malfunctioning Chris, you know how electronics are

Why should I, when you break every promise you big to me

*make too me

Well I never thought of fixing this darn phone, it’s old been using for 3 years now.

What’s every promise? The license??

Can’t remember promising anything other than that

And for being a faithful person, I still owe you what I promised you. I’ll send as soon as I can, and that’s on God

I need you to know that I’m a Christian and a true believer, can’t call God’s name in vein

Delay, delay, delay. deny, deny,deny... LOL

Wrong, delay ain’t denial dear

I’ll show you Incase you missed that

Look, what kind of future can we have when it's 2021 and you can't even call me on the phone, not even at work!

I’m sick of making promises Chris, can we just focus for a while?

But I owe you one more thing

I’ll make you apologize for all times you didn’t believe in me when I finally buy a phone and call you

What’s your opinion on feet worshipping?

Can you do that ?

Feet worshipping mean?

Feet massage, lick and suck on my toes?

You like that?

Smiles, yeah

Don’t like it?

You don’t like that?

I don't think I've ever had a woman who was really into that'. Sure, I'll do that. Heck I'll do a lot more than that!

Smiles 😘

Now can I ask how your Christmas was?

And how have you been?

You picked me up from the “hello” with a question

I'd love to talk to you about Christmas, but not text you. Talk. I'm really starting to fade. It's almost 11:30 here

Oh ok then, go get some rest.

Ok sweetie

Nite

The next time we text, tell me the things you really like to do to a man, the things that really give you a lot of pleasure to do. Okay?

Good morning 🌞

Like right now, I’ll like to wake you up with a kiss. Kiss you till you feel it, while I’m running my fingers on your chest, laying side to side with you 🥰

Sounds f****** awesome!

Smiles

You like?

See comment above

I saw that then I smiled 😊

Hey, you're starting to sound like me!

Really?

Like how

The expression, you like?

Oh you like?😊

Yes

Ok dear, got that 😊

Wow you have a nice voice 🥰

I love it dear, I love your voice. I’ll love to have a phone conversation with you Chris, but you don’t wanna think I don’t worth your 900 bucks but I prolly worth your $200. Too bad

BTW don’t type anymore, just use the voice note

Hehe what happened to my text just now

Didn’t see me text right?

F***, yeah this is the problem you don’t follow our conversation with heart. Told you when this darn phone screen cracked it affected the cam and the mic

Please this is the last time I’m talking about my phone or about getting a phone or whatever thing that has to do with phone dear

I’ll get a phone, I want a good phone too but like I told you on my scale on preference it’s not really on the front row

Dear can we just leave all this for now and talk like some happy people, not working today just wanna rest my head and relax, not granting any interviews today baby

I know you prolly don’t have the $900 as well or not willing to but it’s Ok for real, not imposing this on you Chris

Just wanted to send you a present, sugar

Try to understand me Chris

Is your phone acting up too ?

Why you sending stuffs and deleting them?

Because those two things were things that I would just delete normally before sending them

You also don’t trust me Chris!

Btw lets get back to our sweet conversation

Tell me what do you like to do to a woman, things that give you a lot of pleasure to do

I'd love to tell you that, but you have to give me your address first

You wanna write and put in envelope and send?

I want to send you a present

I don’t want present dear

Lemme buy my phone, that will make me so happy

But you don’t care, your trust issues won’t let you care and I don’t care also

So you admit that you don't trust me enough to give me your address, after I've given you my real name, I real address, my real phone number, and my real email address

I think we both know who has the trust issue here

Why you like to do these? What you mean I admitted ??

This has nothing to do with trust issues here Chris, it’s you that’s doing all this thing to get a proof of me and that kinda sound funny tho

You can’t even let us enjoy the conversation we started, every day you’re always looking for these proofs

Do you blame me? What if the shoes were on the other foot, and we have been texting for this long and I had never given you my real address or my real phone number? Would you be prepared to go ahead and just have a regular relationship with me?

No not blaming you Chris, just saying you’ve been like this from the very first day.

Yes, and do you understand why

Haha

That's pretty good!

Empathy is not your strong suit, huh!

I have empathies Chris, just want to build up your trust again and make you know that some people are worth it, everything

Are you saying 900 bucks has more value than I am to you right now?

Oh, God!

Yes!

If you don't want me to think that you're a con artist, stop behaving like one!

Good

How?

Reveal yourself!

How am I behaving like one?

This conversation is going nowhere

I’ve been nothing but honest with you ok, and it’s pretty fine if you don’t believe me. The things I know I have left to reveal might just be sending you my ID like you requested, the phone calls and stuffs

Can’t do all of those on this darn, how come you failing to understand this

Ok then, we can stop here Chris

Maybe I’ll text you when I get my phone

Okay phase one of the sweet stuff is, I start with your face, which I smother with kisses. Then I very gently kiss your neck and very gently bite your earlobe

Send me a voice note

You don’t need to send that anymore if you say we going nowhere

Done talking?

Just having breakfast and then Maya's coming over in about 10 minutes, so that's all for now. Talk tonight?

Here now, was having breakfast too

Text me when you here ok

K (just doing that to ignore you)!

Lol

You around?

Hey there

Yes I’m here now

I've got to turn the notifications for this app on so that there's a ring. I'm having dinner now. Can we get started maybe about 8:00 your time no no that's too late I know as early as possible, so I don't go to bed you know at 11:30 or something which is actually too late for me.. okay? That's assuming of course you feel like texting. I really do tonight:

Ok have fun dear

Text me when you’re here

,👍

Hey, did you fall asleep? I'm about to if I do let's talk first thing in the morning.💕💤

Hey

How did you know iwas here?

Good morning

Hey. Sunshine!

How was your night dear?

Fine dot-dot. I think I've been sleeping better since I started using my snoring machine again

What time did you wake up ?

3 as usual?

Oh 7, that’s great

What time did you get home from the dinner last night?

I didn't go out to dinner. Hey can I ask you a question?

Oh I thought you was out dinner with your family?

Sure you can

Were you serious when you said that you and Anita would come and pick me up at the airport if I came out?

Why not?

Why wouldn't you be serious?

Why won’t i come and pick you ?

Aren’t you gonna do the same thing if we come to Massachusetts?

Yes, of course

It's just that oh, but I asked you for your address oh, you gave me the address of an empty lot... LOL

Anyway oh, I really liked something that you said yesterday. I thought it was way romantic

Smiles and what was that?

Did you go to Vermont for Christmas

Kind of a nonsequitor

I'll be right back... I'm making some delicious juice

Back

You there?

Here now

So, message I'm getting from you is that your little lukewarm to the idea, no?

Are you working this week? Is this a good time to talk?

I reacted to the the voice note you sent with love, thought you understood the message I was tryna pass

It’s rally a good idea dear

No not working this week, did you notice I didn’t work yesterday

Yes

I think

Just pressing on a heart button does not show much enthusiasm. Anyway, probably not good timing

What you doing now at the moment besides texting here?

Chilling

I'm not working this week

You keep changing the subject

You're not being real with me

Hey

You there?

Hello

What’s going on?

This whole texting thing has run its course. Call me when you get a phone.

Good morning

good morning.

This doesn't work, for it to work we'd have to make an appointment ahead of time for when we wanted to talk, which makes it seem too formal and I don't think we stick to it. So like I said, call me when you get a phone

Ok you know I definitely will

I texted you back last night, were you busy?

I was watching a movie called the last duel, have you seen it?

are you multitasking?

I don’t think so, is it a new movie? 2021?

No not at the moment

Having my second cup of coffee

What you doing besides texting here?

Reading the Wall Street Journal

yes, it's a new movie. Staring Matt damons, Adam driver, Ben Affleck as the Knights in medieval France who specializes in fighting wars and duals. There's this scene at the end where Matt Damon and Adam driver arer in a jousting match, and I've already watched that scene like four or five times car it's one of the best fight scenes I've ever seen on film.

I haven’t seen it, but sounds interesting. I’ll love to see it too

Later today

Breakfast yet?

Do you have Netflix and can you stream movies?

I have Netflix but my subscription is off. I’ll see if I can find it on fzmovies

Yes, I had two country fried eggs and a huge cinnamon bun bought it at coffee shop down the street. And then I had a oh cafe latte that I made with my Nespresso expreso machine... He young

How long have you been this broke? Did your ex husband have a job and did he contribute anything

Yum 😋

Few months now, forth and back since I moved to UT. Still trying to get back on my feet financially, told you he’s no more in the picture

I don’t want no connection with him and my daughter

Tell me about the place where you live. Did I see a donkey out in the yard?

Yes there’s a donkey in one of the pics I sent you, the neighbor has a donkey and two horses

sounds cxool

You like animals ?

What’s your plan for the New Years eve ?

most of them

I was planning to go to a New Year's Eve party at my club, but they called it off because of COVID dangers. I like go out to a local bar where they're having a great gats speeding, but I have a tuxedo but no you sure or but... You like it fine that easily today I might go to that otherwise I'll just be happy to stay in. I'm getting ready for the open house tomorrow, still plenty of work to do

That voice transcription had nothing to do with what I actually said!

how bout you?

Will be going to church for the crossover program tonight, my church is hosting a special program prayer.

The program be done 12am

I pray 2022 be fruitful and brings blessings and not troubles to our homes

My guess is that there will be good and bad, as usual. But 2021 must've been an exceptionally bad year for you. How did you get out to Utah? Did you drive? Did you have all this your stuff in EU haul trailer?

You’re right 2021 isn’t really a year for me, but I’m still living and my daughter is , those are more than a blessings I can count.

I flew

What has been the best moment of your 2021?

Chris do you have Walmart close to you?

yes, i do. why?

No best moment in 2021?

yes, but I'm trying to anser one question at a time

Might need a little favor from you if you don’t mind

what, sweetie?

Wanna get some groceries and some stuffs at the Walmart

I’m asking politely for this Chris, I’ll be glad if you can put some $$ on my Walmart card

do u get foodstamps?

Yes I applied for SNAP when I moved here, it’s been helping

do u get ADC?

why not?

you there?

It’s AFDC here in Utah, it’s Aid for family dependent, just applying for it here. But most importantly is I know things will get a little better soon, my daughter will soon be 5 she’ll start Grade 1, and I get a second job that will do some help as well

How many hours a week do you work at the printer?

35hrs

No overtime

Do you get a salary, or do you get paid by the hour?

$2200 in two weeks

How much is your rent?

800

Tryna audit my incomes and bills for me dear?

I don’t think I callled for an auditor today lol!

One more question: what kind of car do you drive? Do you have car payments every month?

Well you're having financial problems and can't live with the money you earn...plus u asked me for money...

Pontiac, yes and it’s $380

/mo

I believe things will get better when I get a second job

Yes I did this time Chris and I’ll be grateful if you can dear

But you don't know me, and I don't know you. And second job isn't going to do any good, with us 3 year old, a 35 hour week job is about as much as you can do.

you're earning $57,200, which normally should be enough for the two of you to live on.

But I told you I have debts and also helping my mom with some $$ monthly for the mortgage payment

It’s ok if you not willing to Chris

it all comes down to, I don't know you. Why shouldn't I just give that money to one of my own kids? And I was willing to fly everybody across the country to come see you in January and you didn't seem very interested I'll move

What’d you mean I don’t seem interested?

Already told you to give me heads up when you wanna come

I ask you which of two separate weeks would work better for you, and you never answered she and if our relationship's going to be that I'm going to fund use who is supplementary income color the answer is no. Why should I do that? If you have a lot of debts did it holding you back, are they credit card debts, declare bankruptcy get rid of them.

🤦‍♀️😓

Look it’s ok Chris

gotta start my day...enjoy church tonight...hope u can find some peace...

Thank you

Hey Chris!

You busy?

Why? Yes, I am

Ok, you can text me when you’re here

I'm here

Honestly speaking Chris, I really need you to do this for me

Even if it’s a $50 or a hunnid

This the last time I be asking you for this I promise

Why do desperate?

Look Chris, I’m sorry if I seem desperate. Told you I need to get some things at the Walmart

Are you taking drugs? I know they don't sell them at Walmart, but you're desperation reminds me of people who take drugs

Hell no, I don’t do drugs. do you think this is what desperation is?

Need the $$ to get some groceries at Walmart Chris

Think I mentioned that earlier

You said "some things"

Do your have a PayPal or Venmo account?

I can't tell this for sure, but I think you don't want to tell me what this is for.

Groceries and one or two stuffs for me that I need too

For my period, I think it’s coming sooner than i planned. Having the symptoms already, been feeling down since AM

No I have cashapp and Walmart money account, that’s why I asked if you have Walmart close to you. You can just pick up the walmart visa gift card, I’ll upload it on my Walmart money account

Or you have cashapp Chris?

And the Walmart is about a half an hour from here.

You've used paypal, right? You only need an email address, what you have

No I never used PayPal, I have cashapp and I have Walmart money account

Can you kindly go to the Walmart dear?

I'm going to send some money to you via PayPal

Can I ask my friend Angie if she has PayPal?

If you have an email address you have it. Here it comes!

I don’t think there’s a way I can spend conveniently without a debit card if I haven’t set up the PayPal account

What's your email address again?

[email protected]

I don’t have a PayPal account to that email, I don’t even have a PayPal account, I don’t have the card, so how am I going to spend today if you send to my email

Can you gimme a minute to ask my friend is she has PayPal account ?

Got your mail Chris

Thanks so much for this, but I don’t have a PayPal account and I don’t know how to spend this money right now

Can you cancel this transaction and send to my friend? once she receives it she’ll go to the Walmart and put the funds on my card

Just have her accept the money and then find a way to give it to you

If you have a bank account and I have a feeling that maybe you don't, it'll take you a couple of minutes to set up a PayPal account

[email protected]

That’s Angie’s email to her PayPal

She said I should tell you to send under friends and family option

Please cancel the one on my email, there’s no way I can spend at the moment

What's your friend's first and last name?

And also send a screenshot when sent, so I can send to her

But I call her Angie

You there?

Chris!

Btw do you know how to take a screenshot on your phone old man 🙄😍😂

I hope you not ignoring me Chris? What’s the problem just tell me

I forgot more about llt smartphones and other personal technology that you'll ever know!

I'm out running errands and doing other things, I'm out in the world!

And yes, I know how to take a screenshot, I've also used

PayPal so much that I know a screenshot isn't necessary because she's going to get an email immediately

So, everything's ok?

But please send the screenshot, thank you

Yes everything ok

No what dear?

No I won't send the screenshot

But why?

Anything about the screenshot dear?

Cuz I don't feel like it

I only need it for claim

Please feel like it dear

Have you sent it yet to her email?

claim?

It’s evidence that someone truly sent me some $$ to her PayPal

Have you sent it yet?

I've got the proof. I sent it ages ago

Did you send with friends and family option dear?

Yep

Have you ever called another guy that you were I don't know seeing, dear? I think you called me that because you think I'm an old man.. LOL

And you think that that's the term of endearment that old people use with each other hahaha

No I don’t call you that because you’re old

But I think you like it when I call you that

Only when I think you do it sarcastically like, when I show you my big guns, and I ask you, you like? And you say Yes dear God I love that cuz I think you're saying it's sarcastically

Smiles

Amy?

Yes

I'm starting to feel a little horny again

Little horny again?

Don’t think we’ve talked about you being horny

Yes we did, around the week ago

Don't you remember, I said that I want to see your boobs and your butt 👍

Oh yes I remember now

Smiles

Well, can I?

One or the other, not both at once

I'd prefer to see your butt first, but there is maybe a little problem getting a good shot

Smiles, sure you can if we work out

Why not both at once lol?

Don’t want me to spoil you?

Lol!

Yeah

How are we going to know if we work out?

Are you multitasking? Where is Anita?

You can't just disappear in the middle of a conversation!

I’m here Chris, had to use the flush

We’ll make progress I to that dear, I think we making some already

Cos we still stuck despite

Anita’s here, watching the CN

Use the flush means go to the bathroom right?

Is that a Tennessee exploration?

Yes to go to the bathroom

Tennessee??

No, lol!

Georgia?

I think we need some rules about entering and exiting the conversation

I’m sorry Chris

I’m here now and not going anywhere for a while

No my mom use to say that lol

And she grew up in Georgia, right

Yes she lived in GA

What you doing besides texting here?

Why are you changing the subject?

Not tryna change the subject, thought I answered that already

Well, I asked you where she grew up?

She was born in Wisconsin, lives some of her life in TX and GA where she got married

Lived

What did her dad do for a living?

Army!

He was a truck driver

I’m here dear

And your dad, did he go to college

Yes!

So he was more educated than she was right?

Yes more educated than my mom, you’re right

Did they stay together?

Yes they were married till my dad died

Did you say your dad worked in the UK?

Yes he worked for a construction company in the UK

How would you describe your childhood? Did your parents have a good marriage?

By the way you can ask me all these questions yourself if you like

It was great and lovely, I had a great family. Was mom was the best I could wish for, she’ll do absolutely anything to make sure I’m happy. I think they had a great marriage because it’s always a happy moment when my dad is home

Wow, that's nice, you're lucky

What was it about your ex-husband that attracted you in the beginning

I thought it was love, the way he talks to me was one thing I really liked

I don’t even like to remember anything about that bastard, sorry

That's cool.

I like it a lot better when we talk about my being horny 😃

So how long am I going to have to wait to see your butt?

Smiles

I don’t know, maybe when I can finally take a pic and send to you

Seriously, the day before yesterday when we talked about my coming out and you said you and you and Anita would meete me at the airport and you seem to be kind of into the idea.

And then yesterday, not so much. I think I get it. Having a house guest is actually a big deal, and then what would you do about my expectations for sleeping together and making love

What do you have to tell me to stay in the hotel? Lots of food for thought!

I have a one room apartment here, it’d be best if we’ll get a hotel

How many rooms do you have in your own house?

It's a condo. One bedroom

About 650 or 700 square feet

What about Anita?

Just the brainstorm, we get a hotel near your place, in Las Vegas, and Park city, or you come to Boston and we can just stay here. What do you think? In

Will there be enough privacy at your own place?

With Anita?

Would you bring her?

Hello?

Really Amy...

Would you give me a heads up when you disappear?

This sucks!

Anyway oh, I'm going to sign off, but my conclusion is oh, if I come out, I will get a hotel near your place

Yes with Anita

I’m sorry Chris my phone died on me, had to plug in light. This darn phone been malfunctioning asf

Yes I’ll like to, what’d you think?

I’m sorry about that 😞

Good morning 🌞

Maya and I have done this every year for last 4 years except for last year because we didn't get together for Christmas

Wow so nice, she’s lovely 😊

You have a big and lovely smile also

Hey!

She has a great voice

yep

How is your day going?

Getting ready for the party people are gonna be here in 2 1/2 hours.

Ok dear

Have a great day

Will you be able to text at all today?

no, after about 2:30...party is 3-6

maybe after 8

Okay

You can text me when you’re here

And take some photos for me

Okay, I forgot to ask you what you were doing, but I need a will always keep you company and maybe you can go to your friend's house in salt lake City.. or just stay home and chill out! 😘

I'm here 😁

Just stay home and chill out, made a homemade pizza and it’s yummy 😋

Sounds awesome!

Always like that big smile lol!

Anyone ever talked about it?

My smile?

Yes

A lot of women tell me they like it

They always have

A lot of women’s man 🙄😏

Well I’m one of them, I like it too

I love women!

How was the party btw?

A lot of people, well three of them, didn't come because they came down with covid-19. And no, two of them came down with covid-19, and two of them chickened out because of fear of catching it. They thought there would be a lot of people here, and there weren't very many, so they could have come.

Any?

Amy?

If you are not here, I'm going to get mad at you and sign off

I’m here dear

So was the party fun ?

As a lot of people didn’t come

It wasn't a lot of people, so I wouldn't say fun exactly, but it was nice. Just out of curiosity, where did you go? Use the flush?

No didn’t use the flush, just didn’t hear my phone chime

What you doing now besides texting you?

here

Not you

Nothing, I think this is the source of the misunderstanding between us, because what I'm texting I'm focused on that and I don't wander and do other things

Not doing any other thing besides texting here and watching tv

Told you I had symptoms of my period coming yesterday, and i was right

It came late last night

I don’t feel too well today, I feel weak and my stomach ache

Aww...

Yesterday afternoon, did you have any Tampax in the house?

Yes I bought some from the fund you send yesterday, I told you I needed to get some stuffs for myself too but I didn’t get meds for the menstrual cramp

Wasn’t enough but I got the pad cos I had the symptoms already

Wait a minute how much are the beds for menstrual cramps?

*meds

It’s a couple of meds, 42 bucks for the both

Aww I don't feel like talking about health insurance and prescription plans right now, because I was hoping we could do a little flirting

I’m on Medicare but 42 is what I have to pay for the meds, can use it for 12 weeks that’s 3 cycle

Doesn't your job buy you health insurance. You're working there full-time.

Don't disappear

I have health insurance with Medicare, just said that in the last text i sent when I said “I’m on my Medicare”

You mean medicaid, right

Anyway you know the conversation I'd love to be having right now?

Yes Medicare

Medicaid

Lol!

I don't know how you could qualify for Medicaid when you're earning almost 60 Grand a year, but I don't want to get stuck in those weeds.

What’d you mean get stuck in those weeds?

My stomach aches at the moment btw, not really in a good mood for flirting

Don't want to start talking about health insurance in fine detail, those are the weeds

This convo is starting to affect my mood too

We were on a good track when you were asking me about my smile

What is the convo doing to you?

Yes I like your smile

Bumming me out and making me sleepy

I don’t know why that’s happening, are you in bed yet?

Ok say something sexy

No, I'm lying on the couch

What happens when you get a video call like that

It pops up like i have a call but when I try to pick up it disconnects

I think that’s because of the mic

Okay, ask me what photo of you do you look the hottest in?

Yes tell me

Do you really want to know?

Yes dear

Just say yes with an exclamation point

Yes! lol!

That's better

Ok dear

No, you wreck everything with me call me dear all the time

Anyway, it's the first picture of you in your IG account, when you're wearing a baseball cap turned around, have a large pair of sunglasses on, have a sleeveless t-shirt on. You look sooo hot

Oh really?

Does that surprise you?

Yes; I thought you’d be picking the 3rd picture

Let me check that out

And Chris why did you send money to my friend yesterday and you didn’t tell me until I asked you?

Why changing the subject? You want to fight?

Sorry about that dear, that just pops on my mind now

Let’s get back to where we was at

We’ll come to this btw

That's a pretty good photo too, and you do look older there. Maybe I just kind of like the punk look on you

Looks like you have a lot of attitude

Smiles

You like?

That pic?

Yes

Yes, that was the one where I thought you looked the hottest

Are you home alone ?

Yee

I wish I’m there with you having you rub your hand on my tummy

Maybe that’s gon help the stomach hurt a little

You mean make your stomach feel better

Yes maybe

Don't really follow you

Doesn't matter

You won’t like to do that for me ?

Of course I would

I may want to do a little more than that

Tell me what will you like to do ?

Start by rubbing your tummy then begin to work my way lower

Very gently,

Hey don't diaper

*disappear

Where are you

You are not watching TV are you?

Hey

You there?

Chris please can you 42

What's 42

Bucks dear

Please

January 9, 2022 11:11 am

I just posted our entire convo on Tumblr... I'll go back and block out your name and your email up later

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Wait what??

Yeah, I think it's like a piece of literature. I'll remove any thing that can treat it back to you

But why are you doing this?

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Why do you think it’s necessary?

It's not necessary, it's just such a realistic piece of literature

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Ok dear

It's art. Do you realize that our convo went on for $150 pages

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Are you still gonna include all this too?

All what?

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The the new conversation we having

Not unless it turns into something interesting

I can’t believe you had to go to that length just because I asked you for $$ for meds

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But it’s ok

There you go again!

Did you not get my emails? Like I said then, you want to believe that I saw conversation because I didn't want to pay for your meds, go ahead

It’s ok Chris

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I’m sorry, don’t wanna go there anymore

That makes two of us!

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What?

,...?

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What makes the two of us?

That I don't want to go through all of this again evil

Either

Right

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You can go back and block my name like you said

Promise

January 9, 2022 3:29 pm

I just finished going through our convos, all 150 pages, and cutting out any info that would reveal you

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Ok is that what you been doing since AM?

I did go out and get some apple pancakes for a late breakfast early lunch

What have you been up to today?

That’s brunch lol

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Nothing much just cleaning the house, still gonna lose Annie’s braid and get it weaved again but a different style this time

Always thought brunch had to include alcohol, like a Bloody Mary or a mimosa

Who weaves it?

Not it’s just taking the Br from breakfast and the unch from Lunch, that’s what I thought

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I weave her hair

Are you going to do that today?

Yes dear

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Getting ready for the week, tomorrow is Monday

Watching this series on Paramount called 1883, then at 4:00, it's the Patriots

What's your home team for the NFL?

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They don’t have a nfl team here in Utah, but back in Georgia it was the Falcons

Are people down there crazy about the falcons? You?

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But at least it was our home team, we still support either way tho the buccaneers and the panthers been doing better

Boston is funny, until Robert Kraft, Bill belichick, and Tom Brady change the culture here by winning so much, Boston was a hockey town and a baseball town,

Now, when the Patriots are playing, there are almost no cars in the street, everyone's at home watching the game

Growing up, I was a total Redskins fanatic

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Who are the patriots playing today?

Miami

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Do you need some time to watch your match?

Yeah

Have a good evening

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You too

😃

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👍

January 9, 2022 8:26 pm

Hi sweetie. I'd like to say a few things:

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Yes go ahead

You mentioned that beautiful people don't always find love, I know what you mean because I've been single for a long time. I've gone years between having a woman.

Another thing is that

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Go ahead, what’s the other thing?

As Emerson said, to have a friend you must be a friend.

That's not the end, I've got others

You seem to think that I've got it made. You should know that fate and destiny have thrown everything but the kitchen think at me, but I'm still standing, with my pluck and my sense humor. But I hit rock bottom about a year and a half ago when I ended up in a rubber room at Salem Hospital.

As they say, if it doesn't kill you it will make you stronger. This happened to me.

The reason I'm taking so long to write these messages is that I have Parkinson's disease, and I also have cancer which I've had for nearly 25 years

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I’m sorry to hear all this Chris

Well, don't be, because all of this has combined to make me feel very powerful and

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Powerful you say?

A after living with cancer for over 20 years, and enjoying it excellent quality of life in spite of that, it seems to have gone totally in remission!

yes

What do I mean by powerful? I've slayed so many Dragons

It probably sounds like I'm bragging here, but that's not what I want to do. I finally figured it out last night what you and I have in common.

I wish I could find the line or the phrase that you said that made me realize this but here goes:

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You said something like, this is a pretty good level of honesty. I think it that at the time we were in the middle of a fight!!

So I could think about other things, but i'll end it here

Multitasking?

Anyway, that's really all I wanted to say

January 9, 2022 11:58 pm

Hey

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You there?

January 10, 2022 2:57 am

January 10, 2022 9:19 am

So why did I tell you those things yesterday?

Thinking like this can change your life

Because you have no idea what someone is going through in their life, so stop thinking of about them in stereotypes.

January 10, 2022 1:19 pm

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Good morning Chris

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How you doing today?

Fine

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What you been up to?

This and that

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Working today?

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Ok, working here

Okay, I'll let you go

Can talk for now, on my lunch break

You there

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What you doing?

L laundry at the laundromat

Just a large comforter

And listening to an audiobook in the car

Where do you eat your lunch on your lunch? Do you bring a sandwich from home?

January 10, 2022 8:34 pm

Hey Chris

Sorry break was over before you replied

Was a real long day at work

Arby’s or I bring lunch from home sometimes when I’m able to bring some

Hello

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Guess you busy tonight

Watching the Alabama Georgia football game for the national championship

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Ok dear

I can text too

You're not the only one who does how to multitask..lol

Haha

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How was your day dear?

It was okay

What did you eat today?

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When did you leave the laundromat?

Around 3:30 or 4:00

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Don’t igrone the first question too 🙄

Okay, I forget what I had for lunch but I went to a cool new Asian restaurant in town called Mai Tai and had caught stickers and a fresh Apple and vegetables salad, with a Mai Tai of course

Pot stickers

Yum 😋

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So what’s up with dinner?

That was dinner. For dessert I came home and I had tapioca pudding and fresh blueberries

That’s great

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Are you home now?

How about you, what did you have?

Yes

Had pizza for lunch, it’d be apple sauce for the night

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Anita’s having pop tart for the night

That's dinner, applesauce?

Lol

Don’t know apple sauce

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And Anita is just having a pop tart?

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Yes

OMG!

I’ll get groceries when I get my check on Thursday

Don’t have so much left in the house

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But we’re ok, that’s my problem

How long have you been working in this job?

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March makes it a year

That's f****** ridiculous

What’s ridiculous?

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The mortgage have been assisting my mom with is ridiculous

I thought she inherited this house

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Yes she inherited it from her dad

So why does she have a mortgage

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She inherited the debt with it lol, and she might loses it if she don’t pay up

Why don't you just have her come live with you and she can take care of Anita while you work?

She’ll not come to Utah

She wants me to move to TX

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Too many plans, just taking one step at a time

Does she know that her daughter and granddaughter are living on applesauce and Pop-Tarts because of her?

You're f****** with me

What’d you mean I’m f***** with you this time Chris ?

If you don’t feel good about my life, then let’s not talk about it please

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Not again

How can one person make so many bad choices?

What bad choices? Because of my situation at the moment

Chris you know what? I’m a survival, I’ll be fine

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Can’t just let her lose the house, it’s also mine as it’s hers

First of all, for you to be supporting a mom who's obviously self centered and selfish

Please don’t talk about my mom ok

Let’s drop it right there

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Thank you

Yeah, I don't think I can help you

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Help me?

You definitely need help living on Pop-Tarts and applesauce

But you don’t have to insult my mother because you wanna help me Chris

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So that was why you said I was fucking with you

I have no respect for a woman who would do that to her child

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Hell no I’m not

And you shouldn't either

Lord knows I’m doing everything I can to take care of my daughter, cannot sleep around with men for money, that’s degrading

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Disgracing

But you got a job that gives you enough money to live a decent life and to raise your daughter with

Yes that’s why I call this my situation at the moment, I think in life there are always times like this

Soon as I get done with some things I’m into financially, I’m ok Chris

I’ll be ok, trust me

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I tell you, my friends are always proud of me. When we have a conversation, they always talk about how strong I’ve been coming alone

Not as long as you keep making poor decisions

I guess I need to talk to you about some certain things before I venture into them now

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You’re old with experiences and clever as well

Look sweetie, I'm starting to fade, but your life is so f***** up now I don't really see a way out for you as you long as you keep on being so stubborn

😓

😞

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What’d you want me to do Chris?

I have no idea but I do know that I'm not the one to help you

How’d you mean “you do know that you’re not the one to help me”?

So you mean if I ask you to spot me 25 bucks for groceries, you prolly block me again

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That’s why I never went there

Why should I? Going to bed now

What is it about the word no that you don't understand

I did understood now

Ok cool

Have a nice night rest

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Thanks

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Did you block me again????? 🙄🙄🙄

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Ok o

But if you keep asking me for money I will

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Go to bed ok

January 11, 2022 8:35 am

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So are you finally going to try to develop a real relationship with me?

I think that’s what we’ve been doing tho

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The misunderstandings might just be the ugly it usually gets before it gets beautiful

You still don't get it

So how’s you mean ?

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How’d

How can you build a relationship on being a fraud and an imposter?

But why are you calling me a fraud this time again Chris?

What’d you mean an imposter?

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Hello

January 11, 2022 12:34 pm

Hi. I just got out of a physical therapy session. All you have to do go back and read the last let's say 10 pages of our convo

I just did

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On my lunch break now

At the gym

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Ok can you text?

I can now. I'm in the car. And going to the smoothie place to get a wrap

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Sounds like you having a good day 🙂

I am. And at 5:00 I have acupuncture

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Have doctor appointment?

Yes

Tomorrow

Ok dear

All the best

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Are you feeling some type of way in your body?

Yeah, I didn't mention it to you but I've had a lot of pain in my right but from sciatica. I finally decided to do something about it and I'm attacking it from all angles

Sorry dear, you should attack it and don’t procrastinate

You’ll be fine

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😘

I know

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👍

Wait a minute, just cuz I thought of it, we're texting on IG because you don't want to give me your phone number, right?

Not really, but basically because of my phone can’t talk, it’s pointless

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Are you at the smoothie yet?

Yes eating the rap and drinking a smoothie in the car out of parking lot of a golf club

Did you ever read things I wrote you the other night?

Great

Yes I read it

Where you talked about Emerson

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I think I replied

Okay, here's a quiz: what was the thing that I thought you and I had in common?

January 11, 2022 6:26 pm

Cool...huh.?

Being sarcastic right?

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Are you still at the acupuncture?

nope

home

Okay

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How are you feeling now dear?

better

no pain

What are you and Anita having for dinner? Applesauce and pop tarts?

sorry

That’s good to hear

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Thank you

How was your day?

Busy long day

In one word it was tiring

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You had a great day, don’t think I still need to ask you about that

Well, if you call getting pins stuck in your butt and having someone light them on fire, yeah, it was great!!

Haha

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I’m glad you feel better now anyway

We can make it early evening tonight

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You need to relax right?

Well, I stayed up till midnight last night watching the Georgia Alabama game, which was amazing by the way

Georgia won 🤗

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So you need to go to bed early tonight, you’ve had a long day by the way

Yeah, they're national champs for the first time since 1980

Well, I just can't stay up late

Wow, made history

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That’s fine Chris, all you gotta do for me is take care of yourself ok

OK, can i ask you a question before we sign off?

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Sure

if it worked out between us, as you say, paint me a picture of what our lives would be like

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It’d be too many vacations for you old man haha

haha

that's what I thought!

Oh really?

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Haha

gonna chill...sweet dreams

Night

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Sweet dreams you too

Oh, by the way, I posted a few photos on IG over the weekend. Check em out

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Can’t see your posts anymore, you need to accept my request again

January 12, 2022 7:06 am

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isaiahshinn

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Good morning baby 🌞

Good morning sweet stuff

I just confirmed you for IG

How was your night ?

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Hope you feel a lot better this morning ?

Excellente

Yes I figured, I can tour posts again and I liked them I saw those ones you posted over the weekend

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No pains at all?

Come on, really? No question about that stuff?

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The video ?

My brother?

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Has the sound on the video?

The Christmas video?

I'm talking about stuff more recent than that

No the video you shared me this morning

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Are you talking about the pictures you just posted up on your walls?

Yes

Three of them

Maybe five of them

You there?

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Yes

Anyway, you can always look at those later

I loved your response to my question last night!

Which of the question is it?

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When you asked me to paint a picture of us together ?

Yes!

By the way, we're going to have to figure out some protocols for these messages. If I really want to surprise you to know I'm getting a little annoyed at all of these unexplained absences

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I’m here Chris

It probably won't surprise you to know

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That you prolly block me again 😏

No I didn't!

Anyway, not intentionally

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Well about the answer to the question, you and I know that’s just the BIG fact

Oh, the Big fact, eh?

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Maybe not a big fact but it’s fact

Wait a minute, are you being serious now?

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But you agreed last night and even said that’s what you had in mind too

Yikes, you are. I don't think I'm motivated enough to continue this conversation

I'm surprised you haven't figured out that everything I say has a ton of irony in it, and I think a Porsche clinging to mundane facts is just that, boring

Porsche equals borish

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So we call it a BIG fact, isn’t it?

I'm really getting bored. It even sounds like you want to get into a fight, but this won't be a fun fight. Why do you want to get into a fight?

Not tryna get into a fight Chris

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Just pissed

Why

And this has nothing to do about you?

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Some personal issues

Ok, shoot

Let’s not go there Chris, it might lead to another blocking

Let’s talk about what we have planned for the day?

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What you doing today?

Personal issues? Who's?

Said you have a doctor’s appointment today

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Mine

Forget it, you know I think that the day today stuff is boring unless the underlines red

I'm a man of my word, if you're asking me for money I'm gonna

Pull the trigger and shoot

And that is why I can’t discuss why I’m pissed with you

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And you seem you don’t wanna tell me what you have planned for the day either

Hey, wait a minute, that's my expression! trigger, I mean. I hope I have enough influence with you that I can carve my initials into your heart that way

Oh man, now you're getting paranoid!

By the way have you ever noticed that I never asked you these questions, or rarely

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What questions Chris?

Oh come on! What's this all about? You just been a total b**** this whole conversation, except in the beginning cuz you're able to hide it

I’m sorry Chris, not just in the right state of mind this morning

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How many times you figured I used your expressions for you?

Once. Well, you must be really have just started out in a rotten mood. Because a woman who was mentally healthy, at that point, would have I think been a little touch by my little story?

In other words I love the fact that you used it because, like I said, you must think I'm a little cool, anyway

And it's a way for me to like I said carve my initials, even if they're very small, in your heart

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Smiles, yes you have. It’s really been interesting the past few weeks

Oh boy, you're going to break up with me!

Lol why?

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You gon’ cheat on me?

I can tell

I think it's because you said, it's been great the last few weeks heh heh

Your limiting the amount of our relationship and saying that we've only been talking for a few weeks, so it's no big deal if we just cut it off

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No that’s not what if I’m saying Chris

I'm not saying that that's what you are really thinking, I was just explaining my thinking

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Haha

There's a difference

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That’s ok but what I’m tryna say is talking with you has been interesting

You know, I'm pretty good at getting a sense of these things, but you're not the same person that I've been talking to these last few weeks. I mean maybe you've got to do personality until you might be the same person that way but I think that you're maybe her sister who is concerned about I don't know our age difference perhaps?

Or you could just be a b**** friend who's actually jealous

Or you could be some kind of criminal type

So you could you put Amy back on?

Whatever our friendship has been, I think the thing is that we've always been honest with each other, except of course the things that you say and do because you're a fraud and an imposter 😃

See when you disappear, I'm not sitting here just waiting for you, so the longer you're away, the more of my messages you'll have to deal with... LOL

Well about this morning, I told you what we have nothing left at home. I had pop tarts last night while Anita had macaroni from the landlady

Tomorrow is not coming fast enough

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So it’s me Amy, and that’s why I told you I’m pissed earlier and don’t want us to talk about it

This is when I think you're a liar kind, and imposter, and the fraud. Nobody is that poor in our country. And you said that you food stamps. Plus you're making almost 60 Grand a year, so I don't know how you would qualify for food stamps anyway

Is there a single true statement in that whole list?

Oops.. I mean, untrue

Sorry, I mean true

How else am I suppose to get $$ to stock the refrigerator if I don’t get my check huh?

If you keep calling me fraud, it’s frustrating to think I’m tryna use you with the way we feel about each other

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Maybe you’ve been lying about your feelings tho?

Well normally I would have just paid attention to all the red flags and blocked you, but as I think I've already explained elsewhere, we've got this connection, or at least I think we do, that is very unusual. And cool. And it makes me happy!

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There you go talking about blocking again?

I think in your real life, you have family and friends to support you, and you don't have to try to pretend that you're all alone in the world and, here I am halfway across the world, or something like that, and you're giving me the responsibility of taking care of you. Do you know how huge a responsibility that is?

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Trust me I’m not gonna hesitate to block you too if you ever give me a reason to lol

I would have expected nothing less!

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I know and no I’m not asking you to take full responsibilities of me Chris, maybe this very last time, I’ll appreciate but if can’t or don’t want to, I understand perfectly

Like I said last time, what is it about the word no that you don't understand? So stop it!!

You keep coming back at me with this s***, and you don't even understand that there has to be some kind of pleasure principle involved and a friendship. And you're not interested in pleasure right now!

What is it about the word no that you don't understand?

Look it’s ok Chris, I’m sorry

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Wait what kinda pleasure you talking about?

Oh my God, lord, please help me!

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I understand now Chris, said it’s ok

What do you mean it's okay? You're telling me it's okay? You think I need your approval? If you had any idea how condescending it is every time you say, it's okay, you would never do it

And what do you understand, who says you understand? Maybe you do, and maybe you don't

Explain what you mean by that

There are really to you, and one of them is one of the worst human beings I've ever known, and the other one is absolutely delightful. Help me out here

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You asked what about the word “no” I don’t understand, it’s why I said I understand now dear

Well, it took you long enough

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I’m sorry if I seem to be frustrating this morning

OMG, do I hear a real, live human being?

Sorry to be so sarcastic

Wait a minute, no I'm not.. LOL

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Haha

There is one thing that I should tell you, I knowing it may save you a little aggravation, but I don't take s*** from anybody anybody!

Not serving you bs Chris

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Just pissed, that’s all

That's fine, you can be pissed and take it out on me, but I'm going to punch back, and as hard as I can

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I’m sorry to make you feel I’m taking it out on you 😔

You just completed one of the most amazing personality transplants ever.. good job!

Lol, didn’t do no transplants

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Haha

Well, I was going to use the word transformation, but it didn't come out that way :-)

I have to make some breakfast. Do you know we've been doing this for how long already today? 2 hours? Two and a half hours?

And another thing, I got spontaneously stoned about a half an hour ago

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I have to start to get ready for the day too

I should say that the fact that we've been doing this for over 2 hours already today is f****** awesome

Smiles

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What you making for breakfast?

You do take a long time to catch on

You tell me yours first

Nothing

Way to work

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So now tell me yours too

In you Pontiac

Yes dear

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Gotta keep my eyes on the road, will let you know when I get to work

You called me baby this morning

I liked that

January 12, 2022 1:11 pm

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Hey

Yes

How you doing?

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What did you make for breakfast?

Aargh

Why don't you give it a rest

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Because I wanna know

. Why?

Because I care to know

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And it’s ok if you haven’t eaten anything

Really? Sounded like you wanted to break up this morning?

And break up isn't the correct expressions because we're not in a relationship not an official one

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Yes really

Yes what?

We're not in a relationship?

Video Chat

Use the Instagram app to see this type of message.

Video Chat

Use the Instagram app to see this type of message.

If we're not in a relationship why do you why do you care so much? Like I said this morning you seemed ready to break up

Asking if I truly care to know

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Whatever you call this, truth is I care about you

And you're not going to use this as a Segway to say how you and your daughter are starving? Cuz I don't believe that, as you know

If you must know, I had three pieces of brioche toast and butter cover real creamery butter, a nice large bowl of Irish oatmeal with fresh blueberries

No you already told me to learn “no”

Good

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When is your doctors appointment today?

I already had it. It was a video appointment at 11:30

Oh ok, so how was it ?

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What you doing now besides texting here?

Stop asking me these stupid questions!!!

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Why you call my question stupid?

Why should I answer them, when you give me one word answers for the same question.

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I don’t understand

Do you have AD HD? Not very good at focusing you asked me a question, and then 2 seconds later you asked me unrelated

Question

January 12, 2022 3:06 pm

Look, you’re not my mother, OK?

Now that you figured out that you’re not gonna get any money from me, You can go anytime

If you want to have a BIG QUESTION, why not ask, what kind of loser thinks The only way she can make money is by being a fraud and a an imposter

I told myself you are so cool I didn’t even care.

January 12, 2022 9:01 pm

You know I went back and read the part where we got started this morning. I really think that the reason I'll feel like accounting for my time during the day is because I'm cheating on you??

You really think that the reason I don't feel like accounting for my time during the day is because I'm cheating on you???

I guess I should be flattered. If this is true you really are insecure.

January 13, 2022 12:49 pm

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Hey dear

Hey

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How you doing today ?

Better. I'm waiting in the waiting area of the pain specialist

Listening to an audiobook

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Which book is it?

Blood meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Ok what genre is it?

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Hope I’m not asking stupid questions already

No, not stupid, but too long for exting

Would need to talk on the phone for that one

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Lol, the genre too long for texting ?

Talking about a book is not something best done by texting

Especially since this book is not a simple book to describe

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Oh ok then

Do you read?

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Do you have an appointment with the pain specialist?

That's what I said

Yes I do, I’ll like you to read a book called “outwitting tomorrow “

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But maybe you’ll find it interesting as much as I do tho cos you’re old

Ha ha

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That’s like you’re in your tomorrow already and also you’re doing great with it

No, I'm in your tomorrow but in my present

Tell me about the book

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And you’re in yours too dear, You’re old already, isn’t that the future we dreamt of as a kid? Wait do you still talk about future now?

P going to see the doctor now

Ok dear

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Be good baby haha

January 13, 2022 3:26 pm

You there?

January 13, 2022 5:26 pm

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Here now

January 13, 2022 6:55 pm

You there

" You're old already, isn't that the future we dreamt of is a kid?" Wha?

Look I said more mean things to you then anyone else in my whole life

So if you just want to be passive aggressive and get some digs in on me, that's fine

January 13, 2022 8:20 pm

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No I don’t mean to be rude or mean

You there?

I think our friendship is in real rut. Everything is so repetitive oh, and we don't seem to be going any place. I still want to be your friend, but only if we're totally honest with each other.

January 13, 2022 11:19 pm

Yes here now

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Still there?

January 14, 2022 2:12 am

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January 14, 2022 9:01 am

Is the reason you've been asking me questions about where I am or what I'm doing during the day is it because you think I may be cheating on you and you're jealous?

I'm rereading our convos, they're pretty good.. sometimes they're awesome

Anyway, do you remember when I sent you that message and told you some things about myself and then added that you shouldn't see people in stereotypes? Like you think I'm a typical male, and I just use women for well as I think I've already mentioned to you, I'm only physically attracted to a tiny, and very elite... Lol... number of women. So if I say that I don't want to do this or that cuz we haven't even slept together yet, it's because I see that as proof of a connection and real feelings

Good morning 🌞

But hey do you think it’s wrong to look out to ask how you doing and how your day went? Could be checking to see if you’re cheating or whatever but the real thing is wanting to know how your day really went because I care to know

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Yes I remember that, and your answer made me good

Well no offense intended, but I'm not looking for a mother

😘

Anyway, if you did do it because you were jealous, that would actually be pretty cool

Smiles

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It’s altogether, will you be honest if I ask when was the last time you was with a woman?

Well I told you it was last July and that hasn't changed

So, if that's a significant part of the reason I'll be much less annoyed by the questions. Like I said, I'm not looking for a mother

If you're asking me will I be honest, you should know me well enough by now to know that if I were, I would say so

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😘😘😘

Are you saying that we're in a exclusive relationship now? There's no right or wrong answer here

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Maybe yes

I don't think so, but I do feel a real friendship coming on

And I'm not saying that because I want to sleep around

Smiles

But why do you say that?

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I kinda like the idea of you reading our convo again

You're always telling me to be patient. Last night, at about 3:00 in the morning, I think I really put my finger on our connection

And it's that we both believe that real love can only happen on the other side of a lot of negative stuff

In other words put the relationship to the test now rather than later and if we're able to still have feelings for each other then it must be real

No?

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Yes

You're the first woman I've ever known who believes that

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I’ve been the first woman to make you realize a lot of stuffs lol

Yes, I've never known that I believe that before now, and it is because of you

Okay, back to the negative s***. When are you finally going to reveal yourself?

Like I said last night, we're going around in circles

It’s not my intentions to hide anything dear, let’s start with the copy of my ID you asked for. Had it been my phone cam will lemme, I’d have sent it since

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It’s crazy you think I’m tryna hide one or two from you

Well, in a way that would be better, because if you can't even manage to have a phone I don't think we have a future because you would just drive me crazy!!

Soon I will get a phone, don’t go crazy dear

BTW, this reminds me that we prolly won’t get to talk in few days cos my phone bills be going off today.

I hope you won’t go crazy till I’m back

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And promise you won’t talk to another woman on IG

January 14, 2022 12:15 pm

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Hello

Hi just got out of physical therapy

What are you up to?

Amy?

How was it?

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Working

January 14, 2022 6:13 pm

Good, no pain now

Hey

Good to hear

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You there?

Yeah

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How you doing?

January 14, 2022 9:30 pm

Having a hard time connecting today. Try again tomorrow?

Jesus went back and reread our text from this morning and boy, I don't think anyone's ever blown more smoke up my ass then you!

I could be suspicious of you as well, the difference with me is that I don't care!

Why you would think that I would want to be in a relationship with you is beyond seems like you're always one step ahead of the bill collector, not that I actually believe you when you tell me that because I think you're incapable of speaking truth

You've heard of projection, right? When you call everyone else a liar, you're just projecting your own f*** ups on other people

And one thing anyone can see when they're reading our texts, is that you consistently asked me for money and you started almost immediately

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January 15, 2022 8:58 am

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Good morning

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January 15, 2022 10:46 pm

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Hey you there?

Yeah

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How you doing?

More stupid questions. How does it feel to me and totally worthless human being

I shouldn’t ask

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You good?

I'm fine. You're the one who sucks

What’d you mean I suck ?

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For checking if you doing good

You're a f****** hypocrite and liar

You don’t have to worry about the stupid questions anymore tho

Because wo might not get to talk in few days starting from tomorrow

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Hey not tonight again

Fine with me

You know what to do if you still think I’m a liar

F****** block me ok

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I’m sick of you as well

Good

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Everyday with different trust issues and different bs to deal with

I'll explain tomorrow

Don't you have any Pride?

I’m not interested in any explanation ok

Do whatever makes you happy

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If blocking me will, you deserve your mental health

Right now giving you s*** is what makes me happy

I'm going to send you a photo tomorrow

Every time I wanna talk to you, it’s like I’m going for an interview or an interrogation

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I’m sick of this ok

It's about time

And please don’t give me s***, I don’t want it

It don’t make me happy

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If it does make you happy, it don’t make me ok

I'm signing off it's not that I don't want to talk oh, it's because I'm falling asleep

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And BTW, what’d you mean don’t I have any pride?

Good night

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Ok night

January 16, 2022 4:36 am

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January 16, 2022 7:39 am

More interrogations: who is Herma tone Mwailongo ???

I know who this is

And it's not you

January 16, 2022 10:31 am

Good morning

That’s Angela, I told you when I sent you the email address, that’s her husband’s last name

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Is that your grand daughter in the picture?

Silly.. have I ever told you that I had a granddaughter

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No, that’s why I’m asking if I’m missing something here

Oh boy so it's deny deny deny

So Angela's husband is Nigerian or Ugandan?

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Okay, I give up!

Give up that is trying to get you to admit anything!!

Who are in the picture?

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No what?

He’s not from Niagara or Uganda ?

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Why you ask BTW?

Because that's a Ugandan name

Where is he from?

Really? Are you sure?

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He from Denmark

Bullshit

Leave me tf alone Chris

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Please not this morning ok

I've had it too. You're f****** professional

And what’s this suppose to mean ?

If you don’t block me, I’ll do it ok

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Enough of all this

You do it!

I sleep to crazy texts from you all because I haven’t sent you a copy of my ID

I wake up to the same thing, if you find it fun, i find it crazy

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It is driving me crazy!

And I think you can see diabolical scheme to drive me crazy

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What???

So you like my sister's picture?

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Yes

It's true. She was such a brat!

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So aren't you signing off soon?

You know why I put up with all those b******* from you? Because you're so darn cute.

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January 16, 2022 10:00 pm

So why do you put up with all the b******* from me?

January 17, 2022 9:25 am

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Good morning

Hey I thought you'd still be away skiing with your lover!

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Which lover lol?

Oh.. are there more than one?

Just wondering what you talking about

Told you my phone bill be off and I might not be here for a while

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Didn’t even bother to know how I got that figured

Look you know I don't believe in a word of that b******* story

Oh you think I was lying to you

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Too bad

Aww

I thought you liked it when I teased you

Smiles

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But the being out with lover joke was kinda too expensive for me to afford at the moment lol, broke

Boy, you don't give up do you

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No, momma didn’t raise a quitter haha

I guess not

😉

Don’t wanna ask a stupid question this morning

I hope you had a nice night and doing ok this morning

Don’t need no answers ok

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I just hope so

Here I was, missing you and your unique sense of humor, and Amy2 get on the phone

☹️

😌

Miss me thru the night really?

That’s sounds great

Well I’m here now dear

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Talk to baby 😊😂

Don't you want to know who Amy2 is?

I thought you meant “and Amy to come online” maybe that was auto speller error

Is there Amy2 now ?

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Who is she?

Your doppelganger. You, without the charm

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Haha don’t know what you talking about lol

Sometimes someone gets on the phone and they are not playful at all and they don't seem to have the connection that you and I have.. is this your lover?

Is this the Danish fellow with the African name?

Gotcha!

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So is this Amy 1 today?

So far it's been Amy2

No playfulness charm

Amy1 has a higher IQ than A2

A1 should dump À2. He's a loser

Remember, don't f*** with me!

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January 17, 2022 6:10 pm

Hey dear

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Just got off work now

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Haha cute pics

Did I ever send

Did I resend the acupuncture pic?

You mean the one with my guns?

Yes it’s cute I like it

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Like the bad guy

Yeah!

Listen, there's one question that I asked you yesterday the day before that I really want you to answer. It's the one where I ask like why do you put up with all my b*******

And don't ask your boyfriend how you should answer

Just the same way you always wait for my texts to come in

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Haha

So why do you do it?

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Because I love doing it lol

Bullshit

Your boyfriend's not going to be able to help you with this one

Why?

No boyfriend Chris

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That’s what I’m talking about

Why?

You open my texts immediately they get to you, why?

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Always ready for baby🙂

Answer the question!!

Why?

You aren’t really shitty lemme say, you’re fun to chat with, your sense is young

And the most important thing is the saying that says “it’s easy to like someone that likes you “

I think you like me too

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Right?

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You don’t? Lol

I've always known you're a lying hypocrite, now I know you're a low IQ, lying hypocrites

Am I missing something here?

The question was why I put up with all your s***

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Ain’t it?

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What happens when you get a video call like that

It pops up like i have a call but when I try to pick up it disconnects

I think that’s because of the mic

Okay, ask me what photo of you do you look the hottest in?

Yes tell me

Do you really want to know?

Yes dear

Just say yes with an exclamation point

Yes! lol!

That's better

Ok dear

No, you wreck everything with me call me dear all the time

Anyway, it's the first picture of you in your IG account, when you're wearing a baseball cap turned around, have a large pair of sunglasses on, have a sleeveless t-shirt on. You look sooo hot

Oh really?

Does that surprise you?

Yes; I thought you’d be picking the 3rd picture

Let me check that out

And Chris why did you send money to my friend yesterday and you didn’t tell me until I asked you?

Why changing the subject? You want to fight?

Sorry about that dear, that just pops on my mind now

Let’s get back to where we was at

We’ll come to this btw

👍

That's a pretty good photo too, and you do look older there. Maybe I just kind of like the punk look on you

Looks like you have a lot of attitude

Smiles

You like?

That pic?

Yes

Yes, that was the one where I thought you looked the hottest

Are you home alone ?

Yee

I wish I’m there with you having you rub your hand on my tummy

Maybe that’s gon help the stomach hurt a little

You mean make your stomach feel better

Yes maybe

Don't really follow you

Doesn't matter

You won’t like to do that for me ?

Of course I would

I may want to do a little more than that

Tell me what will you like to do ?

Start by rubbing your tummy then begin to work my way lower

Very gently,

Hey don't diaper

*disappear

Where are you

You are not watching TV are you?

Hey

You there?

Chris please can you 42

What's 42

Bucks dear

Please

Why

January 9, 2022 11:11 am

I just posted our entire convo on Tumblr... I'll go back and block out your name and your email up later

Wait what??

Yeah, I think it's like a piece of literature. I'll remove any thing that can treat it back to you

But why are you doing this?

Why do you think it’s necessary?

It's not necessary, it's just such a realistic piece of literature

Ok dear

It's art. Do you realize that our convo went on for $150 pages

Are you still gonna include all this too?

All what?

The the new conversation we having

Not unless it turns into something interesting

I can’t believe you had to go to that length just because I asked you for $$ for meds

But it’s ok

There you go again!

Did you not get my emails? Like I said then, you want to believe that I saw conversation because I didn't want to pay for your meds, go ahead

It’s ok Chris

I’m sorry, don’t wanna go there anymore

That makes two of us!

What?

,...?

What makes the two of us?

That I don't want to go through all of this again evil

Either

Right

You can go back and block my name like you said

Promise

January 9, 2022 3:29 pm

I just finished going through our convos, all 150 pages, and cutting out any info that would reveal you

Ok is that what you been doing since AM?

I did go out and get some apple pancakes for a late breakfast early lunch

What have you been up to today?

That’s brunch lol

Nothing much just cleaning the house, still gonna lose Annie’s braid and get it weaved again but a different style this time

Always thought brunch had to include alcohol, like a Bloody Mary or a mimosa

Who weaves it?

Not it’s just taking the Br from breakfast and the unch from Lunch, that’s what I thought

I weave her hair

Are you going to do that today?

Yes dear

Getting ready for the week, tomorrow is Monday

Watching this series on Paramount called 1883, then at 4:00, it's the Patriots

What's your home team for the NFL?

They don’t have a nfl team here in Utah, but back in Georgia it was the Falcons

Are people down there crazy about the falcons? You?

But at least it was our home team, we still support either way tho the buccaneers and the panthers been doing better

Boston is funny, until Robert Kraft, Bill belichick, and Tom Brady change the culture here by winning so much, Boston was a hockey town and a baseball town,

Now, when the Patriots are playing, there are almost no cars in the street, everyone's at home watching the game

Growing up, I was a total Redskins fanatic

Who are the patriots playing today?

Miami

Do you need some time to watch your match?

Yeah

Have a good evening

You too

😃

👍

January 9, 2022 8:26 pm

Hi sweetie. I'd like to say a few things:

Yes go ahead

You mentioned that beautiful people don't always find love, I know what you mean because I've been single for a long time. I've gone years between having a woman.

Another thing is that

Go ahead, what’s the other thing?

As Emerson said, to have a friend you must be a friend.

That's not the end, I've got others

❤️

As they say, if it doesn't kill you it will make you stronger. This happened to me.

The reason I'm taking so long to write these messages is that I have Parkinson's disease, and I also have cancer which I've had for nearly 25 years

I’m sorry to hear all this Chris

Well, don't be, because all of this has combined to make me feel very powerful and

Powerful you say?

A after living with cancer for over 20 years, and enjoying it excellent quality of life in spite of that, it seems to have gone totally in remission!

yes

What do I mean by powerful? I've slayed so many Dragons

It probably sounds like I'm bragging here, but that's not what I want to do. I finally figured it out last night what you and I have in common.

❤️

I wish I could find the line or the phrase that you said that made me realize this but here goes:

You said something like, this is a pretty good level of honesty. I think it that at the time we were in the middle of a fight!!

So I could think about other things, but i'll end it here

Multitasking?

Anyway, that's really all I wanted to say

January 9, 2022 11:58 pm

Hey

You there?

January 10, 2022 2:57 am

January 10, 2022 9:19 am

So why did I tell you those things yesterday?

Thinking like this can change your life

Because you have no idea what someone is going through in their life, so stop thinking of about them in stereotypes.

January 10, 2022 1:19 pm

Good morning Chris

How you doing today?

Fine

What you been up to?

This and that

Working today?

Ok, working here

Okay, I'll let you go

Can talk for now, on my lunch break

You there

What you doing?

L laundry at the laundromat

Just a large comforter

And listening to an audiobook in the car

Where do you eat your lunch on your lunch? Do you bring a sandwich from home?

January 10, 2022 8:34 pm

Hey Chris

Sorry break was over before you replied

Was a real long day at work

Arby’s or I bring lunch from home sometimes when I’m able to bring some

Hello

Guess you busy tonight

Watching the Alabama Georgia football game for the national championship

Ok dear

I can text too

You're not the only one who does how to multitask..lol

Haha

How was your day dear?

It was okay

What did you eat today?

When did you leave the laundromat?

Around 3:30 or 4:00

Don’t igrone the first question too 🙄

Okay, I forget what I had for lunch but I went to a cool new Asian restaurant in town called Mai Tai and had caught stickers and a fresh Apple and vegetables salad, with a Mai Tai of course

Pot stickers

Yum 😋

So what’s up with dinner?

That was dinner. For dessert I came home and I had tapioca pudding and fresh blueberries

That’s great

Are you home now?

How about you, what did you have?

Yes

Had pizza for lunch, it’d be apple sauce for the night

Anita’s having pop tart for the night

That's dinner, applesauce?

Lol

Don’t know apple sauce

And Anita is just having a pop tart?

Yes

OMG!

I’ll get groceries when I get my check on Thursday

Don’t have so much left in the house

But we’re ok, that’s my problem

How long have you been working in this job?

March makes it a year

That's f****** ridiculous

What’s ridiculous?

The mortgage have been assisting my mom with is ridiculous

I thought she inherited this house

Yes she inherited it from her dad

So why does she have a mortgage

She inherited the debt with it lol, and she might loses it if she don’t pay up

Why don't you just have her come live with you and she can take care of Anita while you work?

She’ll not come to Utah

She wants me to move to TX

Too many plans, just taking one step at a time

Does she know that her daughter and granddaughter are living on applesauce and Pop-Tarts because of her?

You're f****** with me

What’d you mean I’m f***** with you this time Chris ?

If you don’t feel good about my life, then let’s not talk about it please

Not again

How can one person make so many bad choices?

What bad choices? Because of my situation at the moment

Chris you know what? I’m a survival, I’ll be fine

Can’t just let her lose the house, it’s also mine as it’s hers

First of all, for you to be supporting a mom who's obviously self centered and selfish

Please don’t talk about my mom ok

Let’s drop it right there

Thank you

Yeah, I don't think I can help you

Help me?

You definitely need help living on Pop-Tarts and applesauce

But you don’t have to insult my mother because you wanna help me Chris

So that was why you said I was fucking with you

I have no respect for a woman who would do that to her child

Hell no I’m not

And you shouldn't either

Lord knows I’m doing everything I can to take care of my daughter, cannot sleep around with men for money, that’s degrading

Disgracing

But you got a job that gives you enough money to live a decent life and to raise your daughter with

Yes that’s why I call this my situation at the moment, I think in life there are always times like this

Soon as I get done with some things I’m into financially, I’m ok Chris

I’ll be ok, trust me

I tell you, my friends are always proud of me. When we have a conversation, they always talk about how strong I’ve been coming alone

❤️

Not as long as you keep making poor decisions

I guess I need to talk to you about some certain things before I venture into them now

You’re old with experiences and clever as well

Look sweetie, I'm starting to fade, but your life is so f***** up now I don't really see a way out for you as you long as you keep on being so stubborn

😓

😞

What’d you want me to do Chris?

I have no idea but I do know that I'm not the one to help you

How’d you mean “you do know that you’re not the one to help me”?

So you mean if I ask you to spot me 25 bucks for groceries, you prolly block me again

That’s why I never went there

Why should I? Going to bed now

What is it about the word no that you don't understand

I did understood now

Ok cool

Have a nice night rest

Thanks

Did you block me again????? 🙄🙄🙄

Ok o

But if you keep asking me for money I will

Go to bed ok

January 11, 2022 8:35 am

So are you finally going to try to develop a real relationship with me?

I think that’s what we’ve been doing tho

The misunderstandings might just be the ugly it usually gets before it gets beautiful

You still don't get it

So how’s you mean ?

How’d

How can you build a relationship on being a fraud and an imposter?

But why are you calling me a fraud this time again Chris?

What’d you mean an imposter?

Hello

January 11, 2022 12:34 pm

Hi. I just got out of a physical therapy session. All you have to do go back and read the last let's say 10 pages of our convo

I just did

On my lunch break now

At the gym

Ok can you text?

I can now. I'm in the car. And going to the smoothie place to get a wrap

Sounds like you having a good day 🙂

I am. And at 5:00 I have acupuncture

Have doctor appointment?

Yes

Tomorrow

Ok dear

All the best

Are you feeling some type of way in your body?

Yeah, I didn't mention it to you but I've had a lot of pain in my right but from sciatica. I finally decided to do something about it and I'm attacking it from all angles

Sorry dear, you should attack it and don’t procrastinate

You’ll be fine

😘

I know

👍

Wait a minute, just cuz I thought of it, we're texting on IG because you don't want to give me your phone number, right?

Not really, but basically because of my phone can’t talk, it’s pointless

Are you at the smoothie yet?

Yes eating the rap and drinking a smoothie in the car out of parking lot of a golf club

Did you ever read things I wrote you the other night?

Great

Yes I read it

Where you talked about Emerson

I think I replied

Okay, here's a quiz: what was the thing that I thought you and I had in common?

January 11, 2022 6:26 pm

Cool...huh.?

Being sarcastic right?

Are you still at the acupuncture?

nope

home

Okay

How are you feeling now dear?

better

no pain

What are you and Anita having for dinner? Applesauce and pop tarts?

sorry

That’s good to hear

Thank you

How was your day?

Busy long day

In one word it was tiring

You had a great day, don’t think I still need to ask you about that

Well, if you call getting pins stuck in your butt and having someone light them on fire, yeah, it was great!!

Haha

I’m glad you feel better now anyway

We can make it early evening tonight

You need to relax right?

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Well, I stayed up till midnight last night watching the Georgia Alabama game, which was amazing by the way

Georgia won 🤗

So you need to go to bed early tonight, you’ve had a long day by the way

Yeah, they're national champs for the first time since 1980

Well, I just can't stay up late

Wow, made history

That’s fine Chris, all you gotta do for me is take care of yourself ok

OK, can i ask you a question before we sign off?

Sure

if it worked out between us, as you say, paint me a picture of what our lives would be like

It’d be too many vacations for you old man haha

haha

that's what I thought!

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Oh really?

Haha

gonna chill...sweet dreams

Night

Sweet dreams you too

Oh, by the way, I posted a few photos on IG over the weekend. Check em out

Can’t see your posts anymore, you need to accept my request again

January 12, 2022 7:06 am

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Good morning baby 🌞

Good morning sweet stuff

I just confirmed you for IG

How was your night ?

Hope you feel a lot better this morning ?

Excellente

Yes I figured, I can tour posts again and I liked them I saw those ones you posted over the weekend

No pains at all?

Come on, really? No question about that stuff?

The video ?

My brother?

Has the sound on the video?

The Christmas video?

I'm talking about stuff more recent than that

No the video you shared me this morning

Are you talking about the pictures you just posted up on your walls?

Yes

Three of them

Maybe five of them

You there?

Yes

Anyway, you can always look at those later

I loved your response to my question last night!

Which of the question is it?

When you asked me to paint a picture of us together ?

Yes!

By the way, we're going to have to figure out some protocols for these messages. If I really want to surprise you to know I'm getting a little annoyed at all of these unexplained absences

I’m here Chris

It probably won't surprise you to know

That you prolly block me again 😏

No I didn't!

Anyway, not intentionally

Well about the answer to the question, you and I know that’s just the BIG fact

Oh, the Big fact, eh?

Maybe not a big fact but it’s fact

Wait a minute, are you being serious now?

But you agreed last night and even said that’s what you had in mind too

Yikes, you are. I don't think I'm motivated enough to continue this conversation

I'm surprised you haven't figured out that everything I say has a ton of irony in it, and I think a Porsche clinging to mundane facts is just that, boring

Porsche equals borish

So we call it a BIG fact, isn’t it?

I'm really getting bored. It even sounds like you want to get into a fight, but this won't be a fun fight. Why do you want to get into a fight?

Not tryna get into a fight Chris

Just pissed

Why

And this has nothing to do about you?

Some personal issues

Ok, shoot

Let’s not go there Chris, it might lead to another blocking

Let’s talk about what we have planned for the day?

What you doing today?

Personal issues? Who's?

Said you have a doctor’s appointment today

Mine

Forget it, you know I think that the day today stuff is boring unless the underlines red

I'm a man of my word, if you're asking me for money I'm gonna

Pull the trigger and shoot

And that is why I can’t discuss why I’m pissed with you

And you seem you don’t wanna tell me what you have planned for the day either

Hey, wait a minute, that's my expression! trigger, I mean. I hope I have enough influence with you that I can carve my initials into your heart that way

Oh man, now you're getting paranoid!

By the way have you ever noticed that I never asked you these questions, or rarely

What questions Chris?

Oh come on! What's this all about? You just been a total b**** this whole conversation, except in the beginning cuz you're able to hide it

I’m sorry Chris, not just in the right state of mind this morning

How many times you figured I used your expressions for you?

Once. Well, you must be really have just started out in a rotten mood. Because a woman who was mentally healthy, at that point, would have I think been a little touch by my little story?

In other words I love the fact that you used it because, like I said, you must think I'm a little cool, anyway

And it's a way for me to like I said carve my initials, even if they're very small, in your heart

Smiles, yes you have. It’s really been interesting the past few weeks

Oh boy, you're going to break up with me!

Lol why?

You gon’ cheat on me?

I can tell

I think it's because you said, it's been great the last few weeks heh heh

Your limiting the amount of our relationship and saying that we've only been talking for a few weeks, so it's no big deal if we just cut it off

No that’s not what if I’m saying Chris

I'm not saying that that's what you are really thinking, I was just explaining my thinking

Haha

There's a difference

That’s ok but what I’m tryna say is talking with you has been interesting

Or you could just be a b**** friend who's actually jealous

Or you could be some kind of criminal type

So you could you put Amy back on?

Whatever our friendship has been, I think the thing is that we've always been honest with each other, except of course the things that you say and do because you're a fraud and an imposter 😃

See when you disappear, I'm not sitting here just waiting for you, so the longer you're away, the more of my messages you'll have to deal with... LOL

Well about this morning, I told you what we have nothing left at home. I had pop tarts last night while Anita had macaroni from the landlady

Tomorrow is not coming fast enough

So it’s me Amy, and that’s why I told you I’m pissed earlier and don’t want us to talk about it

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Is there a single true statement in that whole list?

Oops.. I mean, untrue

Sorry, I mean true

How else am I suppose to get $$ to stock the refrigerator if I don’t get my check huh?

If you keep calling me fraud, it’s frustrating to think I’m tryna use you with the way we feel about each other

Maybe you’ve been lying about your feelings tho?

There you go talking about blocking again?

Trust me I’m not gonna hesitate to block you too if you ever give me a reason to lol

I would have expected nothing less!

I know and no I’m not asking you to take full responsibilities of me Chris, maybe this very last time, I’ll appreciate but if can’t or don’t want to, I understand perfectly

Like I said last time, what is it about the word no that you don't understand? So stop it!!

What is it about the word no that you don't understand?

Look it’s ok Chris, I’m sorry

Wait what kinda pleasure you talking about?

Oh my God, lord, please help me!

I understand now Chris, said it’s ok

What do you mean it's okay? You're telling me it's okay? You think I need your approval? If you had any idea how condescending it is every time you say, it's okay, you would never do it

And what do you understand, who says you understand? Maybe you do, and maybe you don't

Explain what you mean by that

There are really to you, and one of them is one of the worst human beings I've ever known, and the other one is absolutely delightful. Help me out here

You asked what about the word “no” I don’t understand, it’s why I said I understand now dear

Well, it took you long enough

I’m sorry if I seem to be frustrating this morning

OMG, do I hear a real, live human being?

Sorry to be so sarcastic

Wait a minute, no I'm not.. LOL

Haha

There is one thing that I should tell you, I knowing it may save you a little aggravation, but I don't take s*** from anybody anybody!

Not serving you bs Chris

Just pissed, that’s all

That's fine, you can be pissed and take it out on me, but I'm going to punch back, and as hard as I can

I’m sorry to make you feel I’m taking it out on you 😔

You just completed one of the most amazing personality transplants ever.. good job!

Lol, didn’t do no transplants

Haha

Well, I was going to use the word transformation, but it didn't come out that way :-)

I have to make some breakfast. Do you know we've been doing this for how long already today? 2 hours? Two and a half hours?

And another thing, I got spontaneously stoned about a half an hour ago

I have to start to get ready for the day too

I should say that the fact that we've been doing this for over 2 hours already today is f****** awesome

Smiles

What you making for breakfast?

You do take a long time to catch on

You tell me yours first

Nothing

Way to work

So now tell me yours too

In you Pontiac

Yes dear

Gotta keep my eyes on the road, will let you know when I get to work

You called me baby this morning

I liked that

January 12, 2022 1:11 pm

Hey

Yes

How you doing?

What did you make for breakfast?

Aargh

Why don't you give it a rest

Because I wanna know

. Why?

Because I care to know

And it’s ok if you haven’t eaten anything

Really? Sounded like you wanted to break up this morning?

And break up isn't the correct expressions because we're not in a relationship not an official one

Yes really

Yes what?

We're not in a relationship?

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If we're not in a relationship why do you why do you care so much? Like I said this morning you seemed ready to break up

Asking if I truly care to know

Whatever you call this, truth is I care about you

And you're not going to use this as a Segway to say how you and your daughter are starving? Cuz I don't believe that, as you know

If you must know, I had three pieces of brioche toast and butter cover real creamery butter, a nice large bowl of Irish oatmeal with fresh blueberries

No you already told me to learn “no”

Good

When is your doctors appointment today?

I already had it. It was a video appointment at 11:30

Oh ok, so how was it ?

What you doing now besides texting here?

Stop asking me these stupid questions!!!

Why you call my question stupid?

Why should I answer them, when you give me one word answers for the same question.

I don’t understand

Do you have AD HD? Not very good at focusing you asked me a question, and then 2 seconds later you asked me unrelated

Question

January 12, 2022 3:06 pm

Look, you’re not my mother, OK?

Now that you figured out that you’re not gonna get any money from me, You can go anytime

If you want to have a BIG QUESTION, why not ask, what kind of loser thinks The only way she can make money is by being a fraud and a an imposter

I told myself you are so cool I didn’t even care.

January 12, 2022 9:01 pm

You know I went back and read the part where we got started this morning. I really think that the reason I'll feel like accounting for my time during the day is because I'm cheating on you??

You really think that the reason I don't feel like accounting for my time during the day is because I'm cheating on you???

I guess I should be flattered. If this is true you really are insecure.

January 13, 2022 12:49 pm

Hey dear

Hey

How you doing today ?

Better. I'm waiting in the waiting area of the pain specialist

Listening to an audiobook

Which book is it?

Blood meridian by Cormac McCarthy

Ok what genre is it?

Hope I’m not asking stupid questions already

No, not stupid, but too long for exting

Would need to talk on the phone for that one

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Lol, the genre too long for texting ?

Talking about a book is not something best done by texting

Especially since this book is not a simple book to describe

Oh ok then

Do you read?

Do you have an appointment with the pain specialist?

That's what I said

Yes I do, I’ll like you to read a book called “outwitting tomorrow “

But maybe you’ll find it interesting as much as I do tho cos you’re old

Ha ha

That’s like you’re in your tomorrow already and also you’re doing great with it

No, I'm in your tomorrow but in my present

Tell me about the book

And you’re in yours too dear, You’re old already, isn’t that the future we dreamt of as a kid? Wait do you still talk about future now?

🤔

P going to see the doctor now

Ok dear

Be good baby haha

January 13, 2022 3:26 pm

You there?

January 13, 2022 5:26 pm

Here now

January 13, 2022 6:55 pm

You there

" You're old already, isn't that the future we dreamt of is a kid?" Wha?

Look I said more mean things to you then anyone else in my whole life

So if you just want to be passive aggressive and get some digs in on me, that's fine

January 13, 2022 8:20 pm

No I don’t mean to be rude or mean

You there?

I think our friendship is in real rut. Everything is so repetitive oh, and we don't seem to be going any place. I still want to be your friend, but only if we're totally honest with each other.

January 13, 2022 11:19 pm

Yes here now

Still there?

January 14, 2022 2:12 am

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January 14, 2022 9:01 am

Is the reason you've been asking me questions about where I am or what I'm doing during the day is it because you think I may be cheating on you and you're jealous?

I'm rereading our convos, they're pretty good.. sometimes they're awesome

❤️

Good morning 🌞

❤️

Yes I remember that, and your answer made me good

Well no offense intended, but I'm not looking for a mother

😘

Anyway, if you did do it because you were jealous, that would actually be pretty cool

Smiles

It’s altogether, will you be honest if I ask when was the last time you was with a woman?

Well I told you it was last July and that hasn't changed

So, if that's a significant part of the reason I'll be much less annoyed by the questions. Like I said, I'm not looking for a mother

If you're asking me will I be honest, you should know me well enough by now to know that if I were, I would say so

❤️

😘😘😘

Are you saying that we're in a exclusive relationship now? There's no right or wrong answer here

Maybe yes

I don't think so, but I do feel a real friendship coming on

And I'm not saying that because I want to sleep around

Smiles

But why do you say that?

I kinda like the idea of you reading our convo again

You're always telling me to be patient. Last night, at about 3:00 in the morning, I think I really put my finger on our connection

And it's that we both believe that real love can only happen on the other side of a lot of negative stuff

In other words put the relationship to the test now rather than later and if we're able to still have feelings for each other then it must be real

No?

Yes

You're the first woman I've ever known who believes that

❤️

I’ve been the first woman to make you realize a lot of stuffs lol

Yes, I've never known that I believe that before now, and it is because of you

Okay, back to the negative s***. When are you finally going to reveal yourself?

Like I said last night, we're going around in circles

It’s not my intentions to hide anything dear, let’s start with the copy of my ID you asked for. Had it been my phone cam will lemme, I’d have sent it since

❤️

It’s crazy you think I’m tryna hide one or two from you

Well, in a way that would be better, because if you can't even manage to have a phone I don't think we have a future because you would just drive me crazy!!

Soon I will get a phone, don’t go crazy dear

BTW, this reminds me that we prolly won’t get to talk in few days cos my phone bills be going off today.

I hope you won’t go crazy till I’m back

And promise you won’t talk to another woman on IG

January 14, 2022 12:15 pm

Hello

Hi just got out of physical therapy

❤️

What are you up to?

Amy?

How was it?

Working

January 14, 2022 6:13 pm

Good, no pain now

❤️

Hey

Good to hear

You there?

Yeah

How you doing?

January 14, 2022 9:30 pm

Having a hard time connecting today. Try again tomorrow?

Jesus went back and reread our text from this morning and boy, I don't think anyone's ever blown more smoke up my ass then you!

I could be suspicious of you as well, the difference with me is that I don't care!

You've heard of projection, right? When you call everyone else a liar, you're just projecting your own f*** ups on other people

And one thing anyone can see when they're reading our texts, is that you consistently asked me for money and you started almost immediately

January 15, 2022 8:58 am

Good morning

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January 15, 2022 10:46 pm

Hey you there?

Yeah

How you doing?

More stupid questions. How does it feel to me and totally worthless human being

I shouldn’t ask

You good?

I'm fine. You're the one who sucks

What’d you mean I suck ?

For checking if you doing good

You're a f****** hypocrite and liar

You don’t have to worry about the stupid questions anymore tho

Because wo might not get to talk in few days starting from tomorrow

Hey not tonight again

Fine with me

You know what to do if you still think I’m a liar

F****** block me ok

I’m sick of you as well

Good

Everyday with different trust issues and different bs to deal with

I'll explain tomorrow

Don't you have any Pride?

I’m not interested in any explanation ok

Do whatever makes you happy

If blocking me will, you deserve your mental health

Right now giving you s*** is what makes me happy

I'm going to send you a photo tomorrow

Every time I wanna talk to you, it’s like I’m going for an interview or an interrogation

I’m sick of this ok

It's about time

And please don’t give me s***, I don’t want it

It don’t make me happy

If it does make you happy, it don’t make me ok

I'm signing off it's not that I don't want to talk oh, it's because I'm falling asleep

And BTW, what’d you mean don’t I have any pride?

Good night

Ok night

January 16, 2022 4:36 am

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January 16, 2022 7:39 am

More interrogations: who is Herma tone Mwailongo ???

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I know who this is

And it's not you

January 16, 2022 10:31 am

Good morning

That’s Angela, I told you when I sent you the email address, that’s her husband’s last name

Is that your grand daughter in the picture?

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Silly.. have I ever told you that I had a granddaughter

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No, that’s why I’m asking if I’m missing something here

Oh boy so it's deny deny deny

So Angela's husband is Nigerian or Ugandan?

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Okay, I give up!

Give up that is trying to get you to admit anything!!

Who are in the picture?

No what?

He’s not from Niagara or Uganda ?

Why you ask BTW?

Because that's a Ugandan name

Where is he from?

Really? Are you sure?

He from Denmark

😂

Bullshit

Leave me tf alone Chris

Please not this morning ok

❤️

I've had it too. You're f****** professional

And what’s this suppose to mean ?

If you don’t block me, I’ll do it ok

Enough of all this

You do it!

❤️

I sleep to crazy texts from you all because I haven’t sent you a copy of my ID

I wake up to the same thing, if you find it fun, i find it crazy

It is driving me crazy!

And I think you can see diabolical scheme to drive me crazy

What???

So you like my sister's picture?

Yes

It's true. She was such a brat!

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So aren't you signing off soon?

You know why I put up with all those b******* from you? Because you're so darn cute.

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January 16, 2022 10:00 pm

So why do you put up with all the b******* from me?

January 17, 2022 9:25 am

Good morning

Hey I thought you'd still be away skiing with your lover!

Which lover lol?

Oh.. are there more than one?

Just wondering what you talking about

Told you my phone bill be off and I might not be here for a while

Didn’t even bother to know how I got that figured

Look you know I don't believe in a word of that b******* story

Oh you think I was lying to you

Too bad

Aww

I thought you liked it when I teased you

Smiles

But the being out with lover joke was kinda too expensive for me to afford at the moment lol, broke

Boy, you don't give up do you

No, momma didn’t raise a quitter haha

I guess not

😉

Don’t wanna ask a stupid question this morning

I hope you had a nice night and doing ok this morning

Don’t need no answers ok

I just hope so

Here I was, missing you and your unique sense of humor, and Amy2 get on the phone

❤️

☹️

😌

Miss me thru the night really?

That’s sounds great

Well I’m here now dear

Talk to baby 😊😂

Don't you want to know who Amy2 is?

I thought you meant “and Amy to come online” maybe that was auto speller error

Is there Amy2 now ?

Who is she?

Your doppelganger. You, without the charm

Haha don’t know what you talking about lol

Sometimes someone gets on the phone and they are not playful at all and they don't seem to have the connection that you and I have.. is this your lover?

Is this the Danish fellow with the African name?

Gotcha!

So is this Amy 1 today?

So far it's been Amy2

No playfulness charm

Amy1 has a higher IQ than A2

A1 should dump À2. He's a loser

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Remember, don't f*** with me!

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January 17, 2022 6:10 pm

Hey dear

Just got off work now

Haha cute pics

Did I ever send

Did I resend the acupuncture pic?

You mean the one with my guns?

Yes it’s cute I like it

Like the bad guy

Yeah!

Listen, there's one question that I asked you yesterday the day before that I really want you to answer. It's the one where I ask like why do you put up with all my b*******

And don't ask your boyfriend how you should answer

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Just the same way you always wait for my texts to come in

Haha

So why do you do it?

Because I love doing it lol

Bullshit

Your boyfriend's not going to be able to help you with this one

Why?

No boyfriend Chris

That’s what I’m talking about

Why?

You open my texts immediately they get to you, why?

Always ready for baby🙂

Answer the question!!

Why?

You aren’t really shitty lemme say, you’re fun to chat with, your sense is young

And the most important thing is the saying that says “it’s easy to like someone that likes you “

I think you like me too

Right?

You don’t? Lol

I've always known you're a lying hypocrite, now I know you're a low IQ, lying hypocrites

Am I missing something here?

The question was why I put up with all your s***

Ain’t it?

You blocked pearlsummer542.

Delete chat.

wouldn't say fun exactly, but it was nice. Just out of curiosity, where did you go? Use the flush?

No didn’t use the flush, just didn’t hear my phone chime

What you doing now besides texting you?

here

Not you

Nothing, I think this is the source of the misunderstanding between us, because what I'm texting I'm focused on that and I don't wander and do other things

Not doing any other thing besides texting here and watching tv

Told you I had symptoms of my period coming yesterday, and i was right

It came late last night

I don’t feel too well today, I feel weak and my stomach ache

Aww...

Yesterday afternoon, did you have any Tampax in the house?

Yes I bought some from the fund you send yesterday, I told you I needed to get some stuffs for myself too but I didn’t get meds for the menstrual cramp

Wasn’t enough but I got the pad cos I had the symptoms already

Wait a minute how much are the beds for menstrual cramps?

*meds

It’s a couple of meds, 42 bucks for the both

Aww I don't feel like talking about health insurance and prescription plans right now, because I was hoping we could do a little flirting

I’m on Medicare but 42 is what I have to pay for the meds, can use it for 12 weeks that’s 3 cycle

Doesn't your job buy you health insurance. You're working there full-time.

Don't disappear

I have health insurance with Medicare, just said that in the last text i sent when I said “I’m on my Medicare”

You mean medicaid, right

Anyway you know the conversation I'd love to be having right now?

❤️

Yes Medicare

Medicaid

Lol!

I don't know how you could qualify for Medicaid when you're earning almost 60 Grand a year, but I don't want to get stuck in those weeds.

What’d you mean get stuck in those weeds?

My stomach aches at the moment btw, not really in a good mood for flirting

Don't want to start talking about health insurance in fine detail, those are the weeds

This convo is starting to affect my mood too

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We were on a good track when you were asking me about my smile

What is the convo doing to you?

Yes I like your smile

Bumming me out and making me sleepy

I don’t know why that’s happening, are you in bed yet?

Ok say something sexy

Yes it’s cute I like it

Like the bad guy

Yeah!

Listen, there's one question that I asked you yesterday the day before that I really want you to answer. It's the one where I ask like why do you put up with all my b*******

And don't ask your boyfriend how you should answer

❤️

Just the same way you always wait for my texts to come in

Haha

So why do you do it?

Because I love doing it lol

Bullshit

Your boyfriend's not going to be able to help you with this one

Why?

No boyfriend Chris

That’s what I’m talking about

Why?

You open my texts immediately they get to you, why?

Always ready for baby🙂

Answer the question!!

Why?

You aren’t really shitty lemme say, you’re fun to chat with, your sense is young

And the most important thing is the saying that says “it’s easy to like someone that likes you “

I think you like me too

You don’t? Lol

I've always known you're a lying hypocrite, now I know you're a low IQ, lying hypocrites

Am I missing something here?

The question was why I put up with all your s***

Ain’t it?

You blocked pearlsummer542.

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