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anyone: *says something to me*
me: haha yeahh
me in head: what did they just say
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the rest of the world: so when’s the final result of the elections out?
the us:

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my aesthetic: a potted cactus on a skateboard, always moving, no one knows where it came from or where it’s going
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Imma start charging people for hurting my feelings $3 a minute
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