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How we look waiting for anything to happen in the Abaddon event at all


LITERALLY 😭WE WERE ROBBED !!! out here looking like fools 😔like wheres the rest of the event
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TFP x reader
『 megatron ,, starscream ,, soundwave ,, shockwave ,, knockout ,, gender neutral human reader ,, 5t3v3 』
-> dr pinglebutt
— fluff ,, sfw ,, death mention ,, crack-ish
— idk i just kinda drew a goldfish and decided to make a text chat out of it ,, kinda long this time 😵💫😵💫
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G1Skyfire x human reader soulmate hcs? I love him sm
G1! SKYFIRE x reader
『 skyfire ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> soulmate hcs of sky and reader
— sfw ,, fluff ,, small bits of violence
— i love him sm ,, i kinda did a few so hopefully thats alright :) kinda long - ish ?? i can do a part two of the actual relationship w/ the soulmate au if you want !! since this is more of how the relationship came to be ,,
red string ::
• he didnt know what the small thread around his digit was for ,, until explained to by his old pal screamer
• skyfire did get worried when he didnt find his soulmate yet ,, as it had been a long time he had the string
• when he and starscream went around to different planets ,, skyfire did notice that the string did lead him to a planet with very chilly weather
• it wasn't until he was recovered from the ice by the decepticons that he was able to find his soulmate
• you were with spike and sparkplug when they went with the autobots to investigate the drastic weather changes around the world
• he didnt know what you were at the time ,, but he was very fascinated by your species
• when he became an autobot ,, it only influenced him to learn more about humans and you
• at the beginning ,, the two of you wanted to be friends first before going into a relationship
• as time grew ,, and the two of you spent more time with each other ,, it was bound that you two got into a relationship
• skyfire is very gentle when handling you ,, making sure he doesn't accidentally hurt you in any sort of way ,, he'd be devastated if he did
• the rest of the autobots are happy for the both of you ,, and whilst starscream is a decepticon ,, he is very happy for his past science partner for finally finding his soulmate
drawing ::
• when skyfire had been created ,, he had noticed something that other bots had ,, a small drawing on any part of their body
• he was never born with one ,, nor had he seen how they were formed
• it would eventually lead to him getting curious about such things ,, to question why bots were born with these drawings ,, what they were for and how they were formed
• starscream did help him a bit with his analysis ,, which made the two grow close
• not until skyfire had been recovered from the ice did he finally have a small drawing on his own body ,, a small lotus flower was what he had identified at the end of his wing
• he hadn't seen it before ,, nor noticed it or felt it
• that only raised more questions for the mech ,,
• you hadn't been apart of the autobots at that time ,, only working at a nearby restaurant in the same town that spike and sparkplug were from
• you had been a victim of a decepticon attack ,, which is how you really met the autobots instead of seeing them on the tv
• when you had been fixed up from ratchet ,, you did take the time to recognize and meet the other autobots — though there was one that you hadnt seen before — skyfire
• the two of you held a small chat ,, mainly discussing about his past career ,, who he was ,, what he does with the autobots and etc
• you had grown an interest for the mech ,, which led to you coming back to the autobot base
• of course ,, the autobots never minded ,, always glad for any extra company
• a small accident from the decepticons ripping your clothing was how skyfire found out about the awfully similar marking you had
• it looked identical to the one he had ,, and pretty much was
• he knew from starscream that the markings were a resemblance of a soulmate
• he'd wait until you recovered from the incident to approach you on the matter ,, which had been a kinda awkward conversation and a little secret confession being shared
• skyfire had been wary about opening up about his romantic relationship with you ,, as he didnt want anymore decepticons to think of you as a leverage or use you as a hostage against the autobots
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Looking for reader x hound or hide. Reader is trying to enjoy their morning coffee and keeps being annoyed by another being to the point they are close to throwing something and the bot they are with enjoying the company with scares off the annoyance?
BAYVERSE! IRONHIDE x gn reader
『 ironhide ,, gender neutral human reader ,, mentions of a NEST soldier 』
-> s/o getting annoyed at another soldier so ol hide steps in
— sfw ,, fluff-ish ,, lil crack ,, hide being a big softy to reader 🥺🥺
— i dont do hound ,, but i do love ironhide 😳😳 mans fine asf and that voice 👁
warm cup of coffee in hand, soothing from the cold temperatures in the room. you took a small sip, feeling the taste burn against your tongue. it was pretty early in the morning, way too early to be dealing with the chaos happening. sideswipe had poked too much at some of the other soldiers, and now theyre bickering back and forth.
you were standing next to ironhide's pede, watching the scene unfold before your eyes. your head had hurt from the lack of sleep the night before, and the soldier's yelling and sideswipe's loud and gruff voice didn't help to ease the pain. your eyes squinted and your mouth opening to let out of a huff of annoyance. you just wanted a peaceful morning, to sip on your coffee and maybe eat a warm breakfast. though it seemed like there were other plans installed for you.
you set down your mug and leaned against the wall, covering your ears to prevent the loud noises from getting to your head anymore then they had. it sort of worked, though the muffled argument could still be heard. it wasnt as loud as before, though still loud enough for your head to be pounding.
closing your eyes, you tried to rid yourself of hearing the argument. until something had hit you. right in the head, causing your stance to falter. a growl errupted from your throat, eyes glaring over at the autobot and soldier — who had looked as though they were a deer in headlights. digging your nails into your palms, hands turning into fists, fury blazed throughout your adrenaline.
you were about to stomp over, yell a few ugly words at the two, until a servo had stopped you. head tilting up to the black mech, his sharp blue optics pierced into your own eyes. a sigh slipped from your lips, huffing out and moving back to your spot against the wall. hand wrapped around the mug handle, you brought the warm liquid to your mouth. your eyes gazed upon ironhide as he had walked over to the two responsible for your aggression.
you could hear the disappointment in the old mech’s voice, dripping like venom into a scolding flr the two’s reckless behavior. sideswipe grumbled and crossed his arms, disregarding ironhide’s scolding whilst the soldier only dipped his head and apologized. a smile formed on your lips, the weapon specialist gave them a warning before making his way to where he stood before.
“thank you, ‘hide,” your words drifted to the mech. he only nodded, servo grasping around your waist and bringing you close to him. both hands wrapped around your mug, you flashed him a bright smile.
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TFP DECEPTICONS x reader
『 megatron ,, soundwave ,, starscream ,, shockwave ,, steve ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> pranks on the decepticons in honor of april fools day
— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, slight gore mention but its fake
— the decepticons’ human playing pranks on them all on april fools day ,, cuz ya know ;))
megatron ::
• megatron is also very easy to prank ,, bros on space crack ,, so he doesnt pay attention to any of his surroundings unless its starscream
• so ,, you mixed around his datapads ,, leaving him confused but he wasnt phased by it
• next ,, you had done what you did with shockwave ,, replacing energon with blue gatorade ,, which he had gotten really pissed about
• then ,, and finally then ,, did you lay the final blow
• you made his helmet pink ,, with a lot of paint
• megatron was furious ,, ready to abliterate whoever did such a crime against him
• it was funny ,, watching him interrogate every bot on the ship ,, until he grew suspicious of your snickering
• which is how you were caught
• at least the paint wasn’t permanent
starscream ::
• pranking starscream would be as easy as taking candy from a baby ,, it was almost laughable how easy it was
• with the help of soundwave and knockout here and there ,, you were able to pull a few successful pranks on the seeker
• some of them being basic ,, such as being able to pull off covering him in ice cold water when he walked through an entrance
• which he gave a loud shriek too ,, limbs shivering from the sudden temperature drop
• the next consisting of ignoring the second in command ,, which had irritated him to no extent but with how long it went on for ,, it did make him question everything and himself ,, that if this were a dream
• then the next being that every time he walked in a room ,, "hips dont lie" would play or "barbie girl" would ,, which had also irritated him
• by the end of the day ,, the seeker was cold ,, humiliated ,, and very tired and irritated ,, he thought that this was just a very long dream ,, and hoped it was
soundwave ::
• pranking soundwave would be very hard ,, of course ,, since he was always keeping an eye on everything
• so you had to up your game with pranking the mech ,, having to delve deeper and give him more of a scare than give him a silly little prank
• thankfully you did get lazerbeak's help with pulling off this prank ,, so all you had to do was dress up and test your acting skills
• fake blood splattered onto clothing ,, makeup masking your face in a fake injury as you gave a thumbs up to lazerbeak ,, signaling you were ready
• the minicon was quick to take action ,, dropping you off at the 'crime scene' which was in a very secluded and abandoned town
• where in the middle of the road you would lay ,, fake blood pooling from underneath you as you waited for any sign that the prank on lazerbeak's end had worked
• and it had ,, as you soon saw the portal for the ground bridge open up and the slender mech would step out
• it would take a long time of knowing soundwave to know he was shocked at the sight before him ,, his servos opening and his legs taking him close to where you lay
• fake blood had dripped from your mouth ,, eyes lazily looking up to his visor only to see your reflection ,, and how realistic your injury looked
• " soundwave ?" your voice was barely above a whisper as your hand reached out to his visor ,, a digit coming down to your body limp in the road to poke at you
• " come closer " you had rasped out ,, coughing in the process as you were pleased with his compliance ,, moving closer to your form
• " soundwave " you coughed ,, his digits shaking in worry as he kneeled down next to you ,, lazerbeak in the background amazed at how well the prank was working
• " don't ever rickroll me again you slender man "
• to say the least ,, soundwave was pissed you did this but he didnt rick roll you again at least
shockwave ::
• it was tricky ,, trying to prank shockwave ,, for he was always in his lab and never went anywhere else
• you had thought of something though ,, he never paid any attention to when he drank or received energon
• which left you with a thought ,, a very expensive one at that
• you had convinced soundwave to get you an empty energon cube ,, and proceeded to fill it with blue gatorade
• you had asked a vehicon to bring the 'energon' to shockwave since he hadn't refueled for the day
• the vehicon did deliver the 'energon' ,, and you had waited outside shockwave's lab
• a while later ,, after playing some minecraft and panicking because you forgot where you left your dog at ,, you heard what seemed to be a bunch of coughing
• and a bunch of mumbled cybertronian from the purple mech ,, who had gone to knockout the day after since he hadn't felt well from drinking the blue gatorade
• shockwave still doesn't know how he consumed the human drink ,, but he knew it did not taste too well
steve ::
• it was easy to prank the vehicon ,, he may be very busy but that didnt mean there wasnt time to pull a quick prank
• you did receive a bunch of stickers not that long ago ,, and deciding to put them to good use ,, you would stick one of the stickers on steve's pede whenever you were around him
• he wouldn't notice ,, to busy caught up in his work for the day to really pay attention
• it wasn't until someone else had pointed it out ,, that steve's pede was covered in many different stickers ,, many different colors
• the vehicon was confused ,, as to why he had so many stickers on him and how they were there
• he didnt recall having stickers ,, so for the rest of the day ,, he was left peeling the stickers off from his pede
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TFP x reader
『 megatron ,, starscream ,, dreadwing ,, breakdown ,, ratchet ,, wheeljack ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> gn human s/o who uses snapchat filters on the bots
— sfw ,, crack ,, fluff
— some hcs of this bc it popped into my head 😵💫😵💫
ratchet ::
• bro dont give two fucks about your silly little filters ,, the only time he does is when miko and your’s laughter becomes too annoying for him
• he demands to know what it is that’s so funny !! why are you laughing at him ?? hes super confused ,, frustrated ,, and angry
• not until you show the picture of him w/ a bald head does he know the cause ,, hes very angry about this ,, what made you think this was okay ??
• he just sighs and goes back to work ,, not bothering to humor the two of you anymore
• though when he catches word that you used a filter on optimus and he got saddened by it ,, you bet he’ll be on your ass about it
• prepare for long scolding session 😵💫😵💫
wheeljack ::
• he loves the filters ,, only when theyre not being used on him
• he’s a bad influence ,, and always convinces you and miko to use the filters on ratchet and ultra magnus ,, when you do the three of you are laughing like hyenas
• he does cover up for you two when magnus asks about the commotion ,, and hopefully he hadn’t seen the picture
• sometimes the filters work on bulkhead ,, so he asks to two of you to use some of the good ones on them ,, but being the little sly devils you are
• the said picture of wheeljack and bulkhead having hearts above their helms turns into them having broccoli heads
• ya’ll are quick to hurry and send it to raf and jack before wheeljack makes you delete it
megatron ::
• as a decepticon hostage ,, its easy for you to use the filters on whoever ,, an unsuspecting vehicon ,, maybe knockout ,, and very many times one starscream
• megatron does become amused at this technology ,, his race may be vastly superior and more high-tech then yours ,, but theyve never come up with something as silly as these filters
• always gives a small chuckle whenever you use one on starscream and show him ,, or like the one time you got a good picture of knockout having his face on a penguin
• never use them on him. he gets super pissy about it ,, so mad ,, you’re hanging by a thread here human ,, now delete that photo of him or its a little taste of death for you
• somehow ,, just somehow ,, the filter worked on soundwave and you were quick to show megatron of your accomplishment ,,
• he was amused by it ,, impressed even ,, but made sure you had got rid of it ,, as he didn’t want to upset his friend by this silly image
starscream ::
• hates the filters. theyre always used on him ,, what even are they ???
• always has the drag queen filter used on him ,, and he hates it
• always tries to convince you to do it someone else but it never works out ,, in the end ,, instead of getting a picture of some random vehicon with a broccoli head ,, its him with the broccoli head
• end this seeker abuse 💔💔 all humans are the same 😔🥀🥀
• knockout gets a good laugh out of it though 💪
dreadwing ::
• he’s usually too busy thinking about his past or smt to notice you using filters on him
• the only time he noticed is when the room was particularly dark and your flash was on
• immediately ,, he thought someone broke in ,, but nope <33 just you being a silly little human
• he was curious as to what the flash was for ,, and thats when you dropped the balls 😵💫😵💫 ,, he now knows about the filters
• he doesnt really see them as amusing ,, nor does he really care ,, bro dont give a fuck ,, just don’t get yourself killed over this
• there may be a few bots who don’t enjoy them ,, and if he catches you in a pickle w/ said bots ,, he may just feel willing to help you out of your situation
• use them on him if you want ,, he wont care
breakdown ::
• he loves them so much ,, human technology is amazing !! what other filters are there ?? will they work on him !? look ,, his face is blue now !!
• hes so humored by the filters ,, always carrying you around and letting you use filters on different bots
• the vehicons passing in the halls now have smiley faces all over their helms ,, knockout buffing himself in the medbay now has hearts above his helm
• he tries to see if theres other things you can use the filters on ,, like maybe one of knockout’s tools
• gets a bit bummed when it doesnt work ,, but you’re quick to make it up by showing a picture of broccoli head starscream
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Would like to request jazz x reader where s/o reader can't sleep and wakes him for cuddles and music and fall asleep snuggled up.
BAYVERSE! JAZZ x gn reader
『 jazz ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> jazz helps reader fall asleep <33
— fluff ,, sfw ,, comfort
— jazz my beloved <33 so precious ,, he didnt die in the first movie and is w/ the other autobots w/ nest in this
footsteps against the hard flooring, soft trembling sighs falling from lips as you anxiously walked towards the one you had sought out. said mech was up, conversing with ratchet rather than recharge. a hearty laugh left his lip plates, waving a goodbye to the old medic before turning around and walking away. however, though, his optics were quick to catch your small form peaking from about the corner.
he smiled gently at you, moving towards where you stood. he crouched down, helm tilted to the side. “ain’t it a bit late? whatcha doin’ up?” he’d ask, servos moving to pat against your head. the relationship you had with jazz was conflicting, to say the least. he’d treat you differently from the other soldiers, yet it felt that, no matter how clase you two were, he was still distancing himself from you. you shook your head, ridding yourself from his gentle pats instead of leaning into them.
“couldn’t really sleep,” your reply was soft and quiet. the mech nodded, his servo grasped around your waist and hoisting you in the air. “wanna talk about it?” he’d saw through your facade, just like all the other times. as usual, the routine would take place. a small nod from you was all he needed before transforming, with you ending up in the frost passenger seat. he’d sneak out with you during these sort of nights.
he’d take you to the same place. through the highway, lights blaring brightly from all around. soon, to an open view with nothing but the stars to light a path and shine down on you. it was calming, and with jazz, it would be something different. like it were out of a romantic movie. you had adored the mech, looked up to him even. laidback he was, chill and easy to talk to. social was something that described him vastly; he got along well with many. though with silent nights like this, with nothing but cool wind blowing against you, and the soft hum of jazz, it couldn’t be better.
his frame was heated up by now, his servo around you gently as he laid you against his chassis. soft music played in the background, little to no conversation between you two. a smile had adorned both of you; soft yet calm and gentle optics staring into the night sky. he’d never witness stars on cybertron, usually too busy with the war to even get a glimpse. but on earth, he was able to see the beauty he’d often sought for.
rainbow skies as the sun would go down, bright pink when it would arise from its slumber. sometimes said sky would be purple, or a deep prussian blue. stars would twinkle at him from above, reminding him of what the galaxy held. many planets, different solar systems, many universes, all of which he’d wish to travel to. explore and meet new creatures and learn more. the light snores coming from you would pull him out of his reminiscence. a chuckle escaped the mech, before lowering the volume and going back to star-gazing.
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Cyberverse Starscream with a human fem reader who is just a chaotic lil feral gremlin? hcs pls
CYBERVERSE! STARSCREAM x fem reader
『 starscream ,, female human reader 』
-> starscream s/o is feral 💪
— sfw ,, crack
— cyber starscream is kinda funky tbh ,, and to be real ,, of all the things he could’ve used the allspark for he used it on this horrible yellow construction equipment 🧍♀️ like ,, star ,, bby ,, no 👎
• screamer absolutely enjoys causing chaos w/ you ,, any sort of chaos
• the rest of the decepticons are so done w/ you two ,, esp when you make a mess and theyre left to pick it up ,, since starscream is second in command
• megatron hates when the two of you work together to overthrow him ,, it gets bothersome after a couple years
• during battle ,, he uses your strange plans to win ,, and it works??? what sort of sorcery is this !!
• of course ,, there are good moments between you two ,, like when he took you to a certain part of cybertron to show you the energon rivers ,, and the wild cybernetic life around it
• does flirt every now and then ,, his big ego getting in the way of course ,, bc as soon as he compliments you he then compliments himself ,, saying hes a good leader for the decepticons
• of course ,, sometimes ,, you fuel that ego of his
• he is quick to protect you from anything ,, even if he ends up hurt in the end ,, but its worth it if you’re unharmed
• definitely gets on the seekers nerves w/ you ,, bossing them around and showing you off to the group
• they don’t mind you ,, since you are nice to them and do convince starscream not to be so rude to them ,, but they definitely don’t enjoy starscream bossing them about
• slipstream is alright with your presence whilst thundercracker on the other hand absolutely adores hanging out w/ you
• the others have mixed
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Blades and Chase react to gn human reader self harm ?
RESCUE BOTS x gn reader
『 blades ,, chase ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> chase and blades reacting to their s/o who self harms
— comfort ,, fluff ,, kinda nsfw ( in a blood way ) ,, mentions of self harm and descriptions of it ,, dissociation mentions ,, mentions of being ignored ,, starvation mentions
— love chase sm ,, anon i do hope that you are doing well ,, <33 whether or not you have/are doing this ,, my messages are open if you feel the need to rant !! kinda um — self indulgent??? i dont self harm but i do dissociate and get ignored a lot :,)) so kinda just ,, smacked life experience in this ,, dont read if it makes you uncomfortable
— kind of a change from the typical scenarios of bullying and abuse ,, so wanted to do something a bit lighter but still very effective ,, starvation mentions as well ,, sleep deprivation
— these are pretty long ,, and very descriptive <33 a warning before getting to read
chase
• it was small ,, at first that is ,, where you wouldn't think of doing such a thing
• but lately ,, you couldn't help it ,, nothing felt real anymore ,, nothing really made you feel anymore ,, almost numb
• the slight pain ,, the sharp glass cut light into skin ,, and dark blood trickling down your arm ,, it made you feel something again
• everyday felt like a repeat ,, a huge loop ,, nothing new happened
• everything was the same ,, waking up ,, going to work (and/or school) ,, eating ,, going to bed
• it bored you ,, numbed you even ,, nothing was interesting anymore ,, life wasn't exciting ,, nor was the world around you
• you'd try to take on a hobby ,, maybe see if you could meet new people if possible ,, but in the end nothing really worked
• the people you'd meet never really text you ,, or call ,, their number just existed in your contacts ,, until you had deleted them
• you'd contemplate on it ,, wanting to decide against it ,, but in the end your actions took over your mind ,, grabbing a piece of glass from the ground
• it didn't even look that sharp to begin with ,, not until you had felt it cut into your skin
• you felt something again ,, for once in that little loop
• it would start as every now and then ,, to make sure you're still alive ,, that you exist ,, and that nothing was fake
• the pain had brought you down to earth ,, down from whatever horrible thoughts crossed your mind
• at least it did ,, until harming yourself started to become recent
• from once every month ,, to every week ,, to almost everyday
• the pain just felt a little too good to get rid of ,, the old markings of cuts before had littered your body ,, arms and legs
• even places where you shouldn't think of harming had cuts ,, stains of blood left behind ,, dark and dry
• chase had noticed a change in your behavior ,, how you stopped replying ,, stopped reacting to things ,, and later just stopped coming by the fire department
• at first ,, you dismissed it as you being busy and him as well ,, it wasn't wrong ,, since he was busy with patrols and saving the citizens of griffin rock
• but then ,, it would soon be 4 months you hadn't stopped by ,, and surely you couldn't have been that busy for that long ,, he wasn't even that busy ,, as the citizens had started to take into count their actions ,, hence the less commotion
• he took it upon himself to check in on you ,, driving to your house and stopping in front
• griffin rock had known that the rescue bots were cybertronian and from a different planet ,, they'd grow used to them already
• which meant chase wasted no time transforming ,, though he called you before he did anything
• you picked up after a bit ,, voice dry and tired ,, little to no emotion in it
• that was already a bad sign ,, chase noted ,, and wondered what had happened in these past months ,, what had happened to you specifically
• eventually ,, the little call had turned into a little hang out with chase ,, having agreed to spend time with him since neither of you were busy
• you cleaned yourself up ,, putting on warm clothing since it was getting near autumn
• a little drive in the forest had caught the two of you up on things ,, him explaining things that have happened at the firehouse ,, and you sharing your experiences at trying to find a new hobby (and failing to do so)
• chase only chuckled ,, hearing how you tried ,, but was quick to notice your appearance
• if he hadnt known you for long ,, he'd have brushed off everything ,, but the despaired look that had glimmered in your eyes ,, the black circles underneath your eyes ,, the way your smile didn't even look genuine
• something was wrong ,, and he knew that from a single observation
• soon the chatter would die down ,, and the two of you would just bask in each other's presence with soft music playing from the radio
• the low hum of the driving and light music would tempt you to sleep ,, not bothering with anything and instead laying against the door side
• during the ride ,, a bit of your clothing had moved and revealed your skin ,, which at first chase kept looking away from as it would be rude ,, but he noticed something else
• the dark red marks left from when you had cut yourself ,, chase took that into note ,, an ache filling his spark as he stared
• it really did sadden him ,, seeing such marks ,, his processor was racing ,, were you being hurt? was everything okay at work?
• but then something else crossed ,, the possibility you did this to yourself ,, which only fueled the ache he had
• he did confront you when you woke up ,, too deep and secluded in the forest for a signal to show up and anybody to listen in on the conversation or to call chase or you
• it was just you two ,, and the nature surrounding you
• sat in front of the mech ,, eyes staring into the earthy ground ,, as the grass seemingly became more interesting then chase interrogating you
• shame fell over you ,, explaining what happened to you during the months ,, how you never really meant it to become this serious
• chase listened though ,, and only offered comfort and advice afterwards ,, which had made you feel somewhat better
• a small kiss to the mech and you could feel relief wash over you ,, that at least he wasn’t angry for what you had done
• the two of you stayed there until the sky would start to change colors ,, and chase would drive you two back home
• he was going to help you feel better ,, even if it took forever
blades
• it started off small ,, slight coincidences that your friends from work/school had started meeting up without inviting you
• then it started to change ,, to having your questions left unanswered ,, to being ignored fully ,, to nobody really batting an eye anymore
• there would be slight greetings exchanged between you and them ,, but it stopped ,, they stopped talking to you
• you had no idea as to why ,, you didn't even do anything or at least you couldnt remember doing anything wrong
• it took a toll on you ,, your mental health going down ,, and so did everything else ,, such as your motivation to do anything
• of course ,, you still did your work ,, and did it as efficiently as you could ,, but everything else you didn’t have much motivation for
• you stopped eating breakfast ,, deciding that you could wait until lunch ,, but soon you skipped lunch ,, telling yourself you’d wait until dinner
• then you’d eat very little for dinner ,, not bothering to touch anything on your plate ,, no matter how good it would smell
• just the thought of taking a bite would make you gag ,, and if it couldn’t get worse you wouldn’t be able to sleep
• no dreams would come to you anyway ,, it would be a waste of time ,, you had convinced yourself
• instead you just kept working ,, at least then it could distract you from the ache you felt in your heart ,, that if you kept working and kept it all out of mind ,, you wouldn’t have to deal with it ,, that the ache would disappear
• it did ,, at least ,, for a while ,, until it came back during the middle of the night
• it hit you like a bullet ,, the realization that you werent wanted ,, not by your friends ,, and surely not anyone else
• tears would creep out ,, sobs slowly falling from your lips ,, an emotional mess you were
• thats when you took the razorblade you had in your bathroom and started to cut ,, sobbing quietly even more then before ,, the pain slowly consuming you more then the ache did
• this continued for some time ,, until blades came by after a mission ,, ready to boast about something cool he did
• you did feel happy for him ,, though you didnt express that as much as you’d like to
• he did notice this ,, and your demeanor ,, how sickly you looked ,, he had seen it in movies often
• “are you alright?” he asked ,, optics filled with concern as he gazed at your small form
• you just brushed him off ,, saying that you were just busy and hadnt the time to clean yourself up
• which was half true ,, it was more that you just didnt feel like doing anything with yourself
• though no matter how much you tried to convince him otherwise ,, blades made it his own mission to get you out of the house and away from working
• he said that he saw in a show that humans overworking themselves ended up in bad condition ,, and he didnt want that for you
• so here you are ,, on a little camping trip with the copter ,, despite him being afraid of everything about the woods ,, though he manned up just so he could take you here
• it was during the night when you couldn’t sleep ,, and became careless about your laying position ,, did he see the scars
• some in different areas ,, across your stomach ,, arms ,, and legs
• it shocked him ,, frightened him ,, worried him
• he asked you about it ,, frown upon his face plate ,, listening to your story of what had happened
• now he had a new mission ,, to make you feel better ,, to make you eat and drink more ,, to sleep more ,, he saw it in shows ,, and so he knew it would be a hard process ,, but he was willing to do it anyways
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( ´∀`)ノ~ ♡ hello hello ! is it alright if i ask for some op fluff ? im sorry m just very in love with this tall robot man ,, lmao
BAYVERSE! OPTIMUS ORIME x gn reader
『 optimus prime ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> optimus stargazing w/ his s/o <33 takes place in 2-3 movies
— fluff ,, sfw ,, comfort
— i rarely write for this guy or read fanfics abt him so sorry if its ooc <//33 also its kinda short ,, didnt rlly know what to write for him tbh my apologies
hands pointing towards the sky ,, as you explained the constellations to the mech. he listened in, taking note of the notes you made during your explanations. “those are the zodiacs, theres 12 of them, theyre pretty neat.” you said, finger pointing to a certain constellation. he wasnt really sure what zodiacs were, but still tuned in.
“theres aries, and taurus,” fingers pointing at the different things, “over there is aquarius and thats gemini.”
a small chuckle left the autobot leader, optics moving to where your little fingers had pointed towards. “whats that one?” he asked, moving his digit toward another. “thats sagittarius,” you nestled closer to his chassis, seeking the warmth that radiated from him.
his servo had clasped around your body, shielding you from the cold wind. a yawn was stiffled, cutting you off mid-explanation. as much as you wished he didnt hear it, he had. audial receptors making acknowledgment of your yawn. his helm looked down at your sleepy form, a smile taking over his lip plates.
“it would be best to cut the night off here,” he spoke, voice low yet calming. a small whine left your mouth, but it was no use as optimus had already set you down and transformed. metal clicking into place, his door opened for you to climb in.
huffing, you had climbed the steps and settled yourself into the semi, the heat kicking on from the airways and seatbelt fastening around you.
soft music hummed, optimus occasionally flipping through the stations when it got too loud or seemed to disrupt you. with the smooth roads, and the music lulling you to sleep, it was hard not to give into temptation.
though, you soon would, eyelids casting a darkness in your vision as you drifted away.
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G1 DECEPTICONS x gn human reader
『 megatron ,, starscream & the seekers ,, soundwave & cassettes ,, constructicons ,, combaticons ,, stunticons ,, insecticons ,, shockwave ,, astrotrain ,, blitzwing ,, gender neutral human reader 』
-> being the g1 cons’ human
— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack ,, comfort :)
— love these guys so much ,, ik i have requests to do (and im doing them ,, slowly) but i just had to write for them <33 esp the combiners ,, very long <33
• originally ,, you were just a hostage to be used against the autobots ,, but then you had befriended soundwave’s kids
• it wasn’t your fault either ,, frenzy and rumble just happened to be super bored and maybe they let you out of your cell ,, and maybe they convinced you to play games with them
• which ended up with soundwave’s others kids befriending you ,, with ratbat being the first and then lazerbeak then ravage and finally buzzsaw
• soundwave was confused about what happened to his cassettes ,, where they had went he had no idea ,, at least until he saw them all cuddled up with you in the cell you were placed in
• all of your were asleep ,, frenzy and rumble at your sides ,, ratbat on your chest ,, ravage behind you and the birds just at the side ,, nestled into the soft fabrics they had brought you from missions
• soundwave had snapped a picture of you all ,, saving it in his special folder where he keeps other pictures and videos of his kids
• the cassettes usually chill with you ,, watching cartoons and stuff from soundwave’s datapad ,, or sometimes playing online games or getting into soundwave’s tetris file he had saved
• they also play some board games with you ,, and god forbid if rumble chooses monopoly one more time ,, you swear there will be an actual fight
• rumble and frenzy drag you out the hq and to nearby places ,, the beach being the closest and most visited place they take you to ,, until it becomes too boring for them
• ravage usually takes small recharge naps by your side ,, especially after coming back from a mission ,, other then that ,, he doesn’t do much else with you ,, besides an occasional story from how life was on cybertron
• the birds ,, lazerbeak and buzzsaw ,, make nests out of your clothes and blankets ,, and let you inside them ,, theyll tug at your hair and sometimes snag things from missions for you ,, such as the piece of a crystal buzzsaw had grabbed specifically for you
• ratbat usually follows you everywhere ,, and has to constantly be near you or he’ll break down ,, he swears he’ll offline the moment you leave for a bathroom break
• which leads to more whining when he has to go on a meeting and he can’t be near you ,, though he will always sneak into bed with you ,, how he does it you dont know
• soundwave then treats you differently then on ,, letting you have a more decorated cell room ,, so you’ll be more comfortable and it won’t feel so much like a cell ,, and he had convinced megatron to keep you around more
• soundwave starts to offer to carry you to places ,, and ejects his cassettes more often so you can hang out with them ,, and so he can get more cute pictures of his kids
• when his cassettes are out on missions ,, and his chest compartment is empty ,, he’ll let you sleep in there ,, has a little blanket and a few pillows for you ,, even has it warmed up for you
• he also orders food for you and has one of his cassettes get it for you so you wont starve to death :)
• megatron didnt care ,, and just let his third in command do whatever ,, as much as he’d like to get rid of you ,, he trusts that soundwave will keep your situation under control
• at least ,, until other bots became more aware of your appearance ,, then it had gotten harder ,, the next group to know of your existence was the constructicons
• they were pretty iffy about you ,, not sure whether or not they should poke and prod the human soundwave had been taking care of ,, but eventually mix master takes a liking to you when he overhears you shit talking about starscream with the cassettes
• by then ,, he’ll ask if you wanna hang out ,, whether or not you agree ,, and he’ll snatch you up and take you to meet the other constructicons
• the next to take a liking to you is scavenger ,, who will steal you from soundwave and take you with him to look for things ,, sometimes grabbing some stuff he noticed you liked or took a interest in
• you also make him feel more happy and accepted unlike the other cons ,, who usually make him feel really bad about himself
• then you won bonecrusher over ,, and no one knows how but you did ,, but he treats you so nicely ,, holds you gently and takes you to see some sunsets when he can or has the time
• by then ,, everyone is convinced youre okay ,, hanging with you when the cassettes and soundwave are too busy or they just rely on mix master to just straight up steal you from the TIC
• scrapper lets you help design plans with him ,, maybe consider some of your ideas of future builds ,, futuristic and neat designs ,, maybe even take the idea of a little minicon playground you talked about for minicons apart of the decepticons (soundwave’s kids)
• hook teaches you about first aid ,, doesnt matter if you asked or not ,, who knows maybe one day you’ll be able to help him when the cons come back from a gruesome battle
• long haul will vent to you about his troubles ,, how much work he gets and how he wishes to actually join in on the battles instead of being a dump truck
• overall ,, they all love and take good care of you
• though as soon as some of the seekers eavesdrop on the constructicons conversations ,, skywarp hearing about how great soundwave’s human is and then snitching about it to thundercracker
• then thundercracker becomes curious but then skywarp couldn’t keep his mouth shut and had to pass it around to other seekers ,, which made starscream hear about it
• starscream is not very happy that a human is within decepticon ranks ,, especially under soundwave AND megatron’s approval ,, it only makes him angry and determined to find this supposed human
• though nobody really cares to listen to his whines and complaints ,, usually leaving the room
• the first seeker to approach you is thundercracker ,, asking about dogs that humans happen to take care of ,, how to take care of them and what keeps them entertained
• you give him the info ,, and in return he shows you buster ,, and thank primus you like her because thundercracker wouldnt know what to do if you didnt and happened to rat him out
• then skywarp starts to pull small pranks on you ,, until you propose a deal ,, that if he were to stop pulling pranks you’d help him trick and mess with starscream
• he agreed ,, and soon a very bright hot pink starscream comes rushing in ,, yelling skywarp’s name about and getting super pissy and throwing a fit
• nobody really cares about his hissy fit and so they all go away and he complains to the air instead
• dirge starts to talk to you ,, usually when hes in the medbay and hook is patching him up ,, sometimes he talks about his mission or maybe use a stupid pickup line on you
• and then hook just drops his ass on the floor ,, and grabs you and dips for the night ,, he’ll leave the rest of the cons to someone else but for now he’s taking you away from dirge
• thrust couldn’t really care less about you and ramjet only likes to mess with your cheeks ,, poking at the soft flesh on your face and snickering when you tell him to cut it out
• thundercracker takes you for rides often ,, usually having buster with him and taking her and you to a park so she can roam around and you and him can catch up
• starscream slowly starts to like you but dont get him wrong !! as soon as he’s the decepticon leader ,, he’ll make sure you’re dealt with immediately
• due to starscream’s whining ,, blitzwing and astrotrain catch news of you ,, and of course blitzwing has to investigate the new hype ,, astrotrain just follows along bored
• blitzwing adores you ,, and is quick to become your friend ,, lets you ride with him in either alt mode
• wanna just get away from the loud decepticon hq? hes already in jet form waiting for you ,, though if you wanna go mess with some humans ,, hes already in his tank mode ready to go
• astrotrain just likes your company ,, that youre there to listen to his complaints and comfort the mech when he gets too riled up thinking about his place in the decepticon ranks
• astrotrain takes you for secret trips around the earth ,, letting you see the planet from its atmosphere and sometimes taking you to different countries if he can spare the energon
• your enjoyment is his enjoyment ,, any time you smile or laugh with him he cant help but reciprocate it ,, mimicking your little chuckle with his own hearty chuckle
• with your name floating around the hq ,, the stunticons catch on quick from hearing the constructicons talk about you when they’re building something
• or when they hear skywarp and thundercracker converse about a certain (y/n) ,, that makes them curious
• motormaster just scoffs and acts as though he couldnt give a shit ,, but hes intrigued at how many decepticons like you ,, hes impressed but he wont show that ,, he has a reputation to uphold
• dragstrip and wildrider are quick to snag you when you least inspect it ,, taking you to breakdown and deadend to interrogate you
• it ended with breakdown picking you up and keeping you away when dragstrip and wildrider started to break into a fight about who gets to be goodcop and whos badcop
• deadend only facepalms and shakes his helm ,, walking away and giving a small wave to you ,, breakdown apologizes for their behavior and goes to take you back to soundwave
• until he smacks into motormaster’s tiddies
• now that youre here and away from any prying eyes ,, motormaster is quick to make haste ,, taking you from breakdown’s gentle hold and making his way to his habsuite
• there ,, he questions you about things ,, why do so many decepticons like you ,, what purpose you hold for the decepticon cause ,, and if you’re planning anything against the cons
• once all is assured and his questions are answered ,, its easy to say you’re off the hook with him
• his teammates ,, however ,, are another story
• dragstrip and wildrider steal you away and take you to races ,, sometimes letting you stay in their alts for the races
• breakdown takes you to demolition derbies every now and then ,, letting you see and enjoy the hype and excitement from the crowds
• slowly but surely ,, motormaster starts to trust you ,, that he supposes if youre no threat to his leader and megatron has allowed your existence at the hq ,, it wouldnt hurt to know you
• and this man has some of the best derby stories to tell ,, how he was able to crush a couple of cars in one go ,, and sometimes talking about dragstrip being an idiot
• hes so pretty too ,, its like heaven at this point ,, in the hands and gentle care of motormaster ,, him talking about whatever and you can just stare at his beautiful face
• though when the combaticons see the other combiners enjoying time with you ,, they cant help but feel left out and jealous
• they dont know you and yet everyone else seems to ,, it doesnt make sense to vortex ,, why do the other cons like you ?
• vortex does steal you away ,, like all other cons do ,, and takes you for a ride ,, there he starts to talk about himself and what he does for the decepticons
• there he asks what you do for them ,, why theres so much hype about you ,, because he doesnt get it
• you explain the whole story and he gets it ,, and lets you go to whoever ,, maybe hitch a ride with wildrider to a race ,, or maybe take a look at the clouds with astrotrian ,, or just bother hook
• vortex does pass the info to his teammates ,, and they all decided that they too were going to get in on all this (y/n) action ,,
• swindle gifts you things ,, such as a few rings that he wasnt able to convince people to buy ,, or this necklace with a star on it
• blast off ,, much like astrotrain ,, takes you on trips around the earth ,, and sometimes taking you away from earth and to other planets nearby
• with how many times you’ve seen venus you could become a venus expert
• brawl likes to take you on missions and set you down on a large rock ,, ready to show off his new move on the autobots ,, and how he’ll be able to rip their arms off their torso
• onslaught just likes to get your opinions on battle plans ,, maybe advice on what else to do and what to put into action ,,
• or when he makes plans for other cons ,, he knows that you know where theyd best fit ,, so he goes to you often when megatron assigns him a new battle mission plan
• the combaticons are the quickest combiner group to make haste and be your friend
• however ,, the groups often do compete with one another about who you like best ,, which leads to devastator - bruticus - and menasor asking who you think is the coolest looking
• of course ,, you cant play favorites unless you want them to fight ,, so you just let them guess and never tell them
• the insecticons hear word of you and are excited to meet you ,, kickback is ready to learn any sort of way to exploit you ,, shrapnel’s curious to see how long you can last with his electricity ,, and bombshell is just curious on how you taste
• though when you befriend kickback ,, and start to defend him from other cons’ insults and threats ,, his wings flutter and his antennas droop
• why are you standing up for him ? he’s literally trying to blackmail you ,, cant you see that ?
• affer that whole thing ,, hes much nicer to you ,, following you around like a puppy and bringing you neat rocks he thinks you’d like
• bombshell learns about what happened with kickback ,, so he supposes he could spare some time with hanging out with you
• it turns out to be more fun than he anticipated ,, and now what he thought would be a lame pity party is actually turning into a fun cartoon marathon
• he learns so much from you and is intrigued to learn more ,, always down for any cartoon marathon you happen to offer him
• by now ,, shrapnel is confused by the others’ behavior and thinks you must have brainwashed them ,, until you show him your kindness
• at first hes super dramatic about it ,, how dare you look down on him fleshling ,, he can easily kill you ,, dont you get it ?
• apparently you dont ,, because pretty soon all the insecticons have become your newest cuddle buddies and shrapnel your new body heater
• when shockwave hears about what’s happening from megatron ,, he’s curious on how the cons’ have all fallen to this human
• doesnt really bother conversing with you ,, until soundwave brings you to him ,, and he spends a few hours talking with you
• he now understands the strive the decepticons have to quickly get their missions done and spend time with you ,, it only convinces him to do the same
• shockwave gets shy when you ask anything about him ,, more then the basic introduction he gives ,,
• but nonetheless ,, he gives in and tells you the stuff he knows ,, feeding off the praises you give him when he shows something he’s invented
• all in all ,, the cons love and adore you ,, the combiners have a little chart on who gets to hang with you for the day so they all can equally enjoy time with you
• the other cons dont care and decide to grab you at any open opportunity
• megatron appreciates that you can keep his troops in line ,, he really does
• though the constant conflict on who you spend the day with drives him insane ,, so much that he just grabs you from the dog pile of cassettes and insecticons
• he insists that today ,, you’ll be with him and no one else :)
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RESCUE BOTS — fluff
『 chase ,, heatwave ,, boulder ,, blades ,, female human reader 』
-> playing fnaf w/ the rescue bots
— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack
— bc bots playing a horror game is kinda funny tbh ,, requests are open ,, so dont be shy <3 pls just read my rules tho !! but do know scenarios will take more time then headcannons will ,,
chase ::
• he wasn't aware of the game until he had asked you about it ,, curious as to what you were playing.
• he found it quite hard to understand when you explained the lore.
• "why would humans want to put the bodies of their dead children in robots?" he asked ,, head tilted and optics filled with concern.
• still he does let you play and asks a few questions every now and then ,, such as what the minigames after the nights are about and such.
• though he will watch from over your shoulder ,, sometimes jumping at the jumpscared every now and then.
• he'd try to keep this game away from blades ,, knowing that the mech would start having nightmares during his stasis if he were to find out about the game and play it.
• if he had to pick a favorite game of the series ,, it would probably be the second. all the different animatronics and the challenges there are to it are interesting to him ,, the different tactics to use for different characters.
heatwave ::
• he doesn't really give two fucks about what you do ,, as long as he isn't involved. but once cody is ,, he's suddenly all interested.
• what is this 'fa-naff' game you're playing? he cocks an optic at you two as you explain it.
• he grumbles about how its ridiculous ,, though once cody offered him to watch you two play ,, he rolled his optics.
• "i suppose i could spend some time," he huffs out.
• bro screams like a girl as soon as the first jumpscare comes on ,, and plays it off as it was one of his gears that needed a little oil and loosening.
• sometimes he sees the nightmare versions of the characters in his stasis ,, but won't ever tell anyone that ,, he'll just silently suffer whilst he witnesses them when he's recharging.
• his favorite game would probably be the third ,, the minigames are something he enjoys as a break from all the stress of trying to keep springtrap occupied ,, and the other extra jumpscares.
boulder ::
• he knew the lore beforehand ,, because he had asked graham about the same game.
• he asked if he could watch ,, and was quite pleased when you said that he could.
• he takes the time to understand more of the mechanics of the animatronics and not pay attention to how you get jumpscared.
• he's still a little uncomfortable about the fact that the animatronics have dead children souls in them ,, which results in him feeling bad for what happened to them.
• does enjoy the programming behind the games ,, how nicely done the art is and how realistic it looks.
• his favorite game would be the first and original one ,, something about it just appeals to him.
blades ::
• at first ,. it was you who asked blades to join you in playing the game ,, in which he almost accepted until dani had told him it was a horror game.
• he started to freak and went all out with saying no.
• but then he was later called a coward by heatwave ,, and because of that ,, he had to prove that he wasn't a coward ,, so he ended up playing the games with you.
• he does come to like it ,, but not the jumpscare parts or rhe parts where it can stress you out or the 20/20/20/20 mode ,, the only part he likes is the minigames and thats it.
• he does end up loving fnaf security breach though ,, with all the exploration in it and how you can fight back the animatronics and don't have to worry much about power or looking door to door.
• loves loves loves sundrop !! the design on them and the bells for the blind children ,, he found sparkwarming.
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Cyberverse Starscream with a human fem reader who is just a chaotic lil feral gremlin? hcs pls
CYBERVERSE! STARSCREAM x fem reader
『 starscream ,, female human reader 』
-> starscream s/o is feral 💪
— sfw ,, crack
— cyber starscream is kinda funky tbh ,, and to be real ,, of all the things he could’ve used the allspark for he used it on this horrible yellow construction equipment 🧍♀️ like ,, star ,, bby ,, no 👎
• screamer absolutely enjoys causing chaos w/ you ,, any sort of chaos
• the rest of the decepticons are so done w/ you two ,, esp when you make a mess and theyre left to pick it up ,, since starscream is second in command
• megatron hates when the two of you work together to overthrow him ,, it gets bothersome after a couple years
• during battle ,, he uses your strange plans to win ,, and it works??? what sort of sorcery is this !!
• of course ,, there are good moments between you two ,, like when he took you to a certain part of cybertron to show you the energon rivers ,, and the wild cybernetic life around it
• does flirt every now and then ,, his big ego getting in the way of course ,, bc as soon as he compliments you he then compliments himself ,, saying hes a good leader for the decepticons
• of course ,, sometimes ,, you fuel that ego of his
• he is quick to protect you from anything ,, even if he ends up hurt in the end ,, but its worth it if you’re unharmed
• definitely gets on the seekers nerves w/ you ,, bossing them around and showing you off to the group
• they don’t mind you ,, since you are nice to them and do convince starscream not to be so rude to them ,, but they definitely don’t enjoy starscream bossing them about
• slipstream is alright with your presence whilst thundercracker on the other hand absolutely adores hanging out w/ you
• the others have mixed
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HOUSE HUBBY
TFP! MEGATRON x reader
『 megatron ,, his cats ,, ladies apart of his book club 』
-> megatron hosts his first book club meeting ,, and it goes well so far
— sfw ,, fluff ,, kinda crack
— next chapter ,, hopefully its not becoming boring ?? there will be interactions with the reader and megatron <33
< one ,, three ,, four ,, five ,, six >
seated comfortably in his chair, the warlord stared at the small group of women before him. those who were daring enough to join the ex-gladiator's book club. they had no clue as to why he would hold such a club, but they didn't feel like questioning him. there were at least 4 of them, seated in front of him. stacy, the young short women with a black bob hairstyle, and cup of coffee in her hands. he was familiar with the brand. it was starscream's own coffee company, which he had stole from starbucks. and then he claimed starbucks copied him.
it was enjoyable to see the court case between that, megatron had thought to himself with a smile glazed on his lips. another woman, by the name of karen, had her own cup of what seemed to be a questionable source of water. she was wearing something tight-fitted, as if she were waiting to please the warlord. however, megatron didn't comment on it. another woman, called madeleine, but said to call her maddy, which megatron had refused, was sitting across from the warlord. another questionable source of water was tucked tightly in her hands. and finally, there was this tall woman. megatron had assumed she was belarussian, accent thick in her words. natalye, was what she had said. it had taken a moment for megatron to register her name, as her voice had been deep but her eyes held a soft gaze.
spiky armor poking at the soft cushioning of the chair beneath him. "ladies," his voice had rasped out, "thank you for joining me today." his hands reached to grab his own cup of energon, blue liquid swishing around inside of it. "today, i have decided to host my first book club meeting. if you have any questions, do please let me know." was all he said after he had taken a sip of energon.
it didn't take long for the ladies to raise their hands, high in the air as their eyes were widened. "why are you hosting a book club?" one had asked, another chiming in with another question. "why is your voice so deep?" "who's your wife?" "can i pet your cat?" "is it true you tried to kill the entire human race?" maybe, he thought, maybe he shouldn't of let them ask questions. a sigh left him, as he answered a few questions.
"to understand humans more and their customs, i decided to host a book club." he answered, trying to find answers for other questions. "i was just born, in your terms, with a deep voice." his servos tightened around his cup. "no, you can not pet my cat nor know details of my wife." he didn't answer the last question, knowing they wouldn't react well. "now, if you're done, we have a meeting to finish." his optics narrowed at each one of them.
they grew quiet, somewhat satisfied with their answered questions. megatron had reached over and grabbed a book from a box, the image of a small brown pony on the front. big letters in black on the cover had shined, the cover glossy and safe from his sharp digits. "here is the book we will be reading." was all that had left him, the ladies having astonished looks. surprised but not disappointed, they were. megatron had handed them each a book, letting them examine it.
one of the women, karen, had asked the question on everyone's mind. "why a book of a baby horse?" eyes staring into megatron's own ruby optics. "no reason," he grinned, denta all white and shining in comparison to his scarred lip plates. "have this book finished before the next meeting. i will give you details as to when it will be via email. i will see you all next time." he had informed them, wanting them out of the house so he could take care of his cats. who had been meowing for his attention the whole meeting.
the women had bid their goodbyes before grabbing their items, leaving the warlord to himself in the open house. he moved to set his cup down on the table, digits reaching to stroke one of the cats that had been purring against his leg. he took the time to tidy up the area around him, putting things back where they belong and occasionally cleaning any of the cups he had used. before long, the door opened with a creak. optics turned to look at the woman standing in his doorway, hair wet from the downpoor outside and a sigh falling from her lips. megatron felt his lips turn into a smile, grabbing a towel and moving to greet his wife.
“welcome home,” he greeted, taking her wet bag from his hands and giving her a towel to dry with. she gave a small nod, lips turned into a pout as she ran the towel over her skin, gathering all the drops of water stuck to her. “how did your first book club meeting go?” she asked, (e/c) orbs having a teasing glint as she stared up at him. he shoulders lifted a shrug, “it could have been worse.” he replied, setting her bag aside as his arms moved to wrap around her waist, bring the woman to his chest in a hug. “go take a shower, i’ll be making breakfast for tonight.” his lips pressed against her forehead, a rough kiss being left in place.
her lips turned up into a smile, taking in the warmth that had radiated from the mech. she hummed a reply, before slipping from his grasp. “just add extra syrup please,” was what she had said before going to take a relaxing shower. megatron nodded, spark warming in his chassis as he watched her.
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CYBERVERSE x reader — fluff
『 starscream ,, thundercracker ,, shockwave ,, slipstream ,, shadow striker ,, soundwave ,, gender neutral human reader 』
→ cons w/ a gn.human reader who plays fnaf
ー crack - fluff - sfw
— one for rescue bots and one for cyberverse ,, shockwave’s part is a bit longer then the other’s though <//3
starscream ::
• he's disgusted at the game ,, when he plays it with you because somehow he complied to your request
• why would anyone want to put children in robots ?? absurd !!
• he criticizes every animatronic though ,, saying that he's better looking then toy chica
• fnaf 4 was it ,, he was done ,, he didnt like seeing all the teeth and claws on the animatronics ,, it freaked him out too much
• he dipped out for fnaf 4 but was absorbed in fnaf sister location
• he enjoyed the gameplay ,, how it was much more interactive then the other games
• it interested him more when fnaf security breach came out
• he played it at any chance he could’ve been given
• break time? fnaf ,, energon break? fnaf ,, megatron turned his head away? fnaf !!
• he was obsessed to say the least
thundercracker ::
• he had seen posters of the game in shops ,, but never really bothered to pay attention since he was on a mission
• though when he spies you playing the game ,, he does become interested
• not a fan of the whole child murder but is loving the animatronic designs ,, mainly from fnaf 2
• he does get all sad abt mangle and what happened with them ,, but he does also fall in love with lolbit’s design from fnaf sister location ,, even if they showed up on screen for not long
• he absolutely dislikes fnaf 3 ,, esp springtrap and how musty he looks
• nor does he like the phantom versions ,, and how stressful the game can be
• though he did enjoy fnaf 2’s gameplay ,, even if it required to do more then the second game or third
• he enjoyed the challenge it brought
shockwave ::
• finds it illogical to be playing such games when work can be done ,, so he doesnt bother you when you do play fnaf.
• though his little drones do become interested in watching ,, which leads to the bunch of them huddled around you ,, maybe one in your lap as you play.
• he will get confused as to where all his drones had gone ,, but when he finds you with them and still playing the game ,, he just sighs.
• he'll finally agree to play with you ,, or well ,, just watch you play. he'll put up the game on a big monitor in his lab and work whilst he watches you get jumpscared.
• he ,, personally ,, finds the game illogical. why would those robots be attacking you? they have better things to do ,, he'd thought. until you explained the lore.
• "illogical ,, human childrens' corspes shouldn't be able to fit in such a small robot." he huffs out once the lore is explained.
• he'll act like he doesn't care about the game anymore ,, but it's obvious from how his antennas twitch ,, and he sneaks peaks over at you ,, that he is still interested.
• he doesnt have a favorite game ,, he doesnt mind the game that much but sometimes he’ll turn his head and watch you play for a bit
slipstream ::
• like thundercracker ,, she had seen the games and posters in stores when flying about earth
• she did take some time to learn about it but never bothered to play the game ,, she was busy after all
• besides ,, what if shockwave found her playing the game ? or starscream ? or worse ,, megatron ???!
• she would’ve died on the spot
• though when you came along and played it ,, she found herself captivated by it
• another fan of fnaf 2 and sister location ,, adores the supposedly female animatronics
• loves toy chica’s look ,, girlboss
• she does feel sympathy for mangle ,, but she also hates when she dies bc of them ,, like bruh
• she also enjoys the interactive gameplay sister location has to offer ,, though she wasn’t that big of a fan for security breach
• it was a good game ,, very interactive ,, but not much horror like there is to the other games
• kinda bummed her out tbh ,,
shadowstriker ::
• she didnt care tbh ,, nor does she have time to mess with your silly little human games
• at least ,, thats what she had shown and thought
• until it plagued her mind ,, and she just had to know what it was before she went insane
• doesnt care for the lore that much ,, yes children died but its a game ,, so what ?
• but then you explained that ,, what if someone killed/offlined a bunch of sparklings and did this to them ?
• then she understood ,, and apologized for her behavior
• she kind of understands mangle ,, as she had been broken apart and put together again ,, by shockwave
• she doesn’t really like any of the games ,, but she did sort of enjoy the pizza simulator
• it was a change and mix from the other games ,, but still full of lore
• dont tell anyone ,, but she did feel a bit sad for lighting them all on fire
• you’ll never understand how shes unphazed by all the jumpscares ,, girl’s seen a lot and doesn’t care
soundwave ::
• bro knows what fnaf is ,, has played the games ,, how he does it ,, youre not sure
• you’ve never seen him play the games ,, and when you ask abt it ,, hes just a jerk abt it
• saying he’s busy and has no time to bother with you
• until lazerbeaks slips it out to you
• then he scolds lazerbeak and now he cant get rid of you
• you bother him constantly until he gives in ,, and finally plays a game with you
• this mf picked out joy of creation ,, like bro 😭
• he laughed anytime you got scared ,, before taking over the controls
• the jumpscares don’t phase him ,, like shadowstriker ,, so he’s been able to get through the games easily
• he does wish that there was more to the games
• more horror ,, more history of the lore ,, more difficulty ,, which is why he plays ultra custom night
• bro puts 20/20 on all of them ,, and still wins ??
• hes just a boss at them tbh
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Cyberverse bumble bee with an s/o who makes deez nuts and yo mama jokes hcs?
CYBERVERSE! BUMBLEBEE — fluff
『 bumblebee ,, gn s/o 』
-> bee w/ a gn s/o who tells deez nuts and yo mama jokes
— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack
— love bee sm <33 esp cyberverse bee ,, hes so precious in it
• he loves your jokes ,, especially if others fall for it ,, like the first time you told one to hot rod ,, bee had to stop himself from laughing since he was supposed to be busy
• but he couldn’t help when he heard the familiar lines of “ have you heard of sawcon ? ” when you were talking to hot rod ,, to which led to his confusion and soon he got played
• you two get most of the crew with your jokes ,, some of them enjoy it like arcee ,, windblade ,, and grimlock at times ,, even wheeljack laughs at them
• then theres those few who don’t really care ,, like prowl ,, because they’re usually busy
• optimus is clueless at what you mean ,, what does ‘ doing your mom ’ mean ? bee and you had walked away awkwardly ,, not really wanting to explain to him the meaning of it
• though sometimes you even get a con with your jokes ,, when you get kidnapped and one of the seekers ,, probably thundercracker ,, is stuck having to make sure you’re not going to escape
• which leads to you getting him with a deez nuts joke ,, at which he grumbles about at and asks someone to trade his position with
• then that bot has to deal with yo mama jokes ,, and they either let out a small laugh or they growl and threaten you
• that doesnt mean you’ll stop ,, you did tell megatron that ‘ yo mama so fat ,, she could be the new sun ’ and he had threw a pissy fit and demanded that you be taken care of
• and thats when the autobots busted in and wam bam ,, snatch-a-roo ,, escape artists and bee has you in his servos as he takes you to safety
• sometimes he wishes you wouldnt get megatron with your deez nuts
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