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Announcement

hello friends! as you probably know - or, if you’re a new follower, you may not know - i used to run a headcanon blog under the url j0succ which was unfortunately wiped away in the great Tumblr Exodus about eight months ago–

and has now been returned to me. 

i like j0succ. i have a very big library and archive of work there. it has the same url as my ao3 handle. it’s my main blog, which means i can reply to people through it! i have more followers over there - and that’s why i’ve decided to move back over there. 

if you’d like to follow me there too, PLEASE DO there’s lots to read up and catch up on! i would LOVE to see some of my newer followers there! it does mean i am effectively abandoning this blog (although i will be leaving it up in case anything goes south again!) and it does unfortunately mean i’ll be wiping the *cough cough* nearly 300 messages/requests i have accumulated. i’ll also be wiping old requests from j0succ and reopening requests after i get back from my disney trip; i won’t be mad at all if you resubmit a request!

so, yes. as of right now, pr0sciutt0 is an archive more than a blog! i will be setting this post to reblog every so often just to make sure everyone sees but–

please join me back over at j0succ instead! i have missed it terribly and honestly it being terminated was a terrible blow to my mental health and i cant describe how excited i am to have it back. 

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Announcement

hello friends! as you probably know - or, if you’re a new follower, you may not know - i used to run a headcanon blog under the url j0succ which was unfortunately wiped away in the great Tumblr Exodus about eight months ago–

and has now been returned to me. 

i like j0succ. i have a very big library and archive of work there. it has the same url as my ao3 handle. it’s my main blog, which means i can reply to people through it! i have more followers over there - and that’s why i’ve decided to move back over there. 

if you’d like to follow me there too, PLEASE DO there’s lots to read up and catch up on! i would LOVE to see some of my newer followers there! it does mean i am effectively abandoning this blog (although i will be leaving it up in case anything goes south again!) and it does unfortunately mean i’ll be wiping the *cough cough* nearly 300 messages/requests i have accumulated. i’ll also be wiping old requests from j0succ and reopening requests after i get back from my disney trip; i won’t be mad at all if you resubmit a request!

so, yes. as of right now, pr0sciutt0 is an archive more than a blog! i will be setting this post to reblog every so often just to make sure everyone sees but–

please join me back over at j0succ instead! i have missed it terribly and honestly it being terminated was a terrible blow to my mental health and i cant describe how excited i am to have it back. 

[pr0sciutt0]

Announcement

hello friends! as you probably know - or, if you’re a new follower, you may not know - i used to run a headcanon blog under the url j0succ which was unfortunately wiped away in the great Tumblr Exodus about eight months ago–

and has now been returned to me. 

i like j0succ. i have a very big library and archive of work there. it has the same url as my ao3 handle. it’s my main blog, which means i can reply to people through it! i have more followers over there - and that’s why i’ve decided to move back over there. 

if you’d like to follow me there too, PLEASE DO there’s lots to read up and catch up on! i would LOVE to see some of my newer followers there! it does mean i am effectively abandoning this blog (although i will be leaving it up in case anything goes south again!) and it does unfortunately mean i’ll be wiping the *cough cough* nearly 300 messages/requests i have accumulated. i’ll also be wiping old requests from j0succ and reopening requests after i get back from my disney trip; i won’t be mad at all if you resubmit a request!

so, yes. as of right now, pr0sciutt0 is an archive more than a blog! i will be setting this post to reblog every so often just to make sure everyone sees but–

please join me back over at j0succ instead! i have missed it terribly and honestly it being terminated was a terrible blow to my mental health and i cant describe how excited i am to have it back. 

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Announcement

hello friends! as you probably know - or, if you’re a new follower, you may not know - i used to run a headcanon blog under the url j0succ which was unfortunately wiped away in the great Tumblr Exodus about eight months ago--

and has now been returned to me. 

i like j0succ. i have a very big library and archive of work there. it has the same url as my ao3 handle. it’s my main blog, which means i can reply to people through it! i have more followers over there - and that’s why i’ve decided to move back over there. 

if you’d like to follow me there too, PLEASE DO there’s lots to read up and catch up on! i would LOVE to see some of my newer followers there! it does mean i am effectively abandoning this blog (although i will be leaving it up in case anything goes south again!) and it does unfortunately mean i’ll be wiping the *cough cough* nearly 300 messages/requests i have accumulated. i’ll also be wiping old requests from j0succ and reopening requests after i get back from my disney trip; i won’t be mad at all if you resubmit a request!

so, yes. as of right now, pr0sciutt0 is an archive more than a blog! i will be setting this post to reblog every so often just to make sure everyone sees but--

please join me back over at j0succ instead! i have missed it terribly and honestly it being terminated was a terrible blow to my mental health and i cant describe how excited i am to have it back. 

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Did you just get your old blog back or am i seeing things?

HOLY SHIT

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If you hadn't already, you should watch these videos of a guy called Brian Hull who goes to Disneyland, Disney World, and Disney Paris and talks to the characters in their voices! It's super cute, I can't stop smiling while watching!

thank u anon i watched the first two impressions in this video and cried because pooh bear is... so wholesome and good

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Ooh, are you going to Disney world? If so stay hydrated! And have so much fun!!! (And if you eat meat try one of Disney’s giant turkey legs, at least for the novelty - it is super tasty though)

yes!!! haz and i did disney world earlier this year with a friend but we’re going back Just Us and i am SO EXCITED i love disney world so much!! plus being in the us during Fall and having halloween merchandise available ... wonderful. amazing. 

we will do our best!!! <3 i’m so excited i could CRY honestly 

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Hey! I actually came around to check on you: hope you and the wifey are ok

things are ok!!! haz’s family member is still in hospital but we fly out to disney next week so we’re going home on friday :( we were hoping she’d be discharged before we left but it doesn’t seem that way! so yes, still Quiet On The Western Front here for a bit unfortunately !

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hiii can I request a little hot oviposition scenario with Diavolo being in heat and laying Doppio's eggs? and then Doppio mates him right after and gives him more eggs to lay? thank you!

hello anon!! i do not do character x character requests, i’m just Not Confident in myself enough to do it!!! 

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abbacchio makes me j

oh my god he killed her

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denim lamb and leather rice

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What do you think about Risotto Nero's big tiddies?

hard but comfortable. both a shield and a pillow. magnificent

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hey @ anon that just messaged me, feel free to send me a message asking for info off anon or in chat but i don’t feel comfortable bringing more discourse to this blog than is necessary! this is the Last Post i’m making about it, back to irregularly scheduled posts about anime men rawing y’all

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Nat + Prosciutto = a smoking hot power couple 🥇

thank u anon, i love and appreciate u

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I saw that post about your discord server and I'm sorry to hear about what happened. However i saw the callout for the person you mentioned, and she was following a transmed so i feel zero sympathy for her

oh yeah i have no sympathy for her either and have blocked her on multiple accounts tbh both for the way she treated me and a community of people who had been kind and supported her through some shitty stuff, and some of the stuff on the callout that was Very Much Warranted (the transmed shit in particular) 

don’t wanna bring the #discourse to my blog but yeah, if the impression you got from the post was that we were still friends or anything or i personally was sympathetic to her (i can’t find the post rn to make sure i made it Very Clear) it definitely Is Not The Case!!! i mentioned that case in particular because it is unfortunately true that a very small number of “””“anti””””” blogs are so militant about it because they’re hiding some sketchy stuff. 

anyway stuff over here is still kind of up in the air hence me. not posting very much but i am still around!!

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I...I want Risotto to let me smooch him

he would anon!!!! he’d be Very Stone Faced through the smooch as you peck him on the cheek but then when you’re done and you’ve pulled away, a little nervous, he will do the Smile With The Dimples and Teef and pull u into a MUCH LESS LITTLE SMOOCH

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atom-isk replied to your post “sorry for being slow and not very around recently! haz had a bit of a...”

Pls, make rest your priority along with comms! hope you both are ok

we’re doing ok!!!! the hospital visits are tiring but it’s not bad news so that’s good! <3 we do leave for disney world in a few weeks (i have a planned Set Of Posts for while i’m at disney that i expect to get like no notes bc it’s just me being weird and hyperfixating on disney world and jojo boys taking reader to disney world) so we’re hoping for good news before that, but only time will tell!