prancingpedris

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

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i’m curious what arbitrary and specific flavors people dislike are. rb and tag a Taste you simply don’t fuck with. for flavor reasons not texture reasons. for me? i do not like elderflower or caraway for whatever reason

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Being out-mugged by your mother is insane

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BFB (+ Katie)

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jannik: I am having bbl surgery

carlos: I know... I love you

jannik: *wakes up* Where's carlos??

doctor who looks like ferrara: who do you think gave you the butt

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[womensgamemib on tiktok]

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James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

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ALL kinktober submissions must include:

A description DURING sex of the lovers' tripartite relationship with God.

A scene that takes place BEFORE sex that makes it clear that it is NOT secular.

A scene AFTER which CONDEMNS or SHOWS AMBIVALENCE toward EMBODIMENT.

A depiction of both people SUBMISSIVE before God.

It must be thoroughly clear that a SPIRITUAL LOVE is coming and the bodily habits associated with it will gradually come to WITHER AWAY.

Please make it clear whether or not your characters think that the BOLSHEVIKS are the object of the APOCALYPTIC LONGING of our POETS.

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mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

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My most controversial opinion is that I do actually think players should be allowed to leave a club and if not they're within their rights to strike and I know all the reasons why I shouldn't be ok with it and obviously as fans youre allowed to hate them for it but I also think every other worker should be able to do this and it would be hypocritical to make an exception for footballers just because I don't want them to leave my team

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pedri posting his cutesy family post living his best life while the club is in shambles 😭

Good for him!!!

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I know its a made up award but does BDO not review olympics bc none of triple espresso being on the list is lowkey criminal imo

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PUT AGENT GAVI ON THE IÑIGO CASE IMMEDIATELY

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fine fc just lost a face card that can never be replaced 💔

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thanks for everything you did for the club, papá 💙❤️‍🩹

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