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children are so fucking funny man. i just overheard a kid go “i just learned a new way to pinch, wanna see it? it hurts a lot more!” followed by a loud, notably pained scream

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Don't tell anyone but the mean dom top is secretly sometimes a total service top play acting as a dom as part of their service to their bottom. Makes u think.

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women fuck the fish. i am uninvolved

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the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

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observing decorative apple

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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into

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sometimes your favorite fanfic isn't a fanfic at all but the insane DM's between you and your equally freaky mutual

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"Did you know people are masturbating to your smut fics-- 🤢" I hope they get twice as wet as I did writing it, mind your fucking business.

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“My blog is just a small glimpse into my sick fucked up mind”

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TEN WAYS of admitting youre wrong in an ego preserving way

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my five beautiful mysterious daughters. I don't know who you are and I'm kind of scared to find out

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(stepping onto someones elses 2 note vent post with my hand raised and my chest puffed out) i Also would like to kill myself

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle