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United States Postage stamp. It All Depends on Zip Code 10¢ - 1974.
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pjackk last sighted on pandora attempting to install grindr on a tree
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all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.
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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.
#i once had someone in like. fucking youtube comment sections or some shit so you know its not even worth it but#i had this person tell me all male cats just pretend to care about you but its all a ruse and only female cats are truly loving#it was like maam i think you have. experiences with humans that u shouldnt put onto pets. get well soon#but that was so fucking weird
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i worry when people follow me after only seeing a single post. where's your inquisitive nature? what if i suck?
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You think I could afford to live in Orc City? On a war drummer's salary? I commute an hour and a half from the outlying Orc Metropolitan Area.
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too many people will be watching a movie and go "oh how convenient this all just so happened to go down in a way that helps the protagonist" and its like do you want there to be a movie or not
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When you draw for someone and they set it as their profile picture
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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them
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I don't post much personal stuff here, but I'm proud of the work I've done for howmanycigarettes, so I want to recommend that people check it out.
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after changing my name and gender marker in MAY LOL i finally got my new fricking ID
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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.
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