Can you tell I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke? I said, "please understand I've been drinking again and all I do is hope."
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“Fairy Foxes” by Emmi-Riikka on INPRNT
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You Will Get Through This Night - written by Daniel Howell. Coming May 2021 - available to pre-order now! thisnightbook.com
hello everyone i have written a book about understanding your mental health - it’s deep it’s dark it’s personal it’ll make you laugh it’ll make you cry and it actually has profound professional advice that might completely change your life so please pre-order it thank you 🎥 by curtis essel http://33bound.tumblr.com/
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i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today
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I did @/thatphanartist dtiys on Instagram, it was so pretty not to do!
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weird plant people of tumblr: ☼ Pwease don’t kill the wittle insects~~~~ ♥
me to the bug that’s been divebombing me for the past 15 minutes:
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i recently found out spiders can’t stand peppermint and all i could think about was peter finding out one day that he’s inherited that part of being a spider after trying to eat something peppermint flavored
tony: hey, want a stick of gum?
peter: sure! *puts the gum in his mouth, then expressionlessly opens his mouth and lets the gum fall onto the floor*
tony:
peter: what the fuck was that
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dan but he's a goth bf
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do you miss me like i miss you?
@danielhowell
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“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”
Speak it into existence.
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my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel
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When you’re an archaeologist with a set schedule, sometimes people really get to understand who you are
When I dug in France I always got a croissant at 0520 from the same exact place in Échemines. A week in, they had one lying on the counter for me by the time I walked in. By the second week I got the exact amount I’d pay in hand when I walked in, because they’d reliably have it ready. I made sure to tell the owners that I wasn’t returning on my last day of the dig.
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choose a partner who is good for you. not good for your parents. not good for your image. not good for your bank account. choose someone who’s going to make your life emotionally fulfilling.
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Rudolph with your ass so pink, let me see that butthole wink
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